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Many Ways to Cook a Cockroach

Note from the Poet

A dare that Levy and Jessy set up for me, I enjoyed writing this poem!

At a barbecue, I look at the grill
I look at the cuisine, then turn to my Aunt Jill
I say"What are those little things sitting on there?"
She says"Why coakroaches of course, did you think it was a bear?"

I say,"Ewww! I wanted some steak"
Jill had her fill of coackroaches, then turned to me and the lake
"But there are many ways to cook a coakroach! You haven't even tried!"
Then she put an insect on my plate and then I sat and cried

My barbecue was ruined.

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