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Sorcerer Magazine: Issue 39, March 2015

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The Official Fairy Tail Wiki Magazine, March 2015

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Relikz Table of Contents
Relikz | Graphic Designer


Contents 39
1. Cover
2. Table of Contents
3. Technical Updates
4. Sexiest Mage Alive
5. This Month in the Anime
6. This Month in the Manga
7. Raven Coven
8. Family Tree
9. Umneilicious
10. SuperNatural
11. React
12. Fairy Tail and the Chamber of Art
13. Fairy Interview
14. The Last Pollbender
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Wrath Technical Updates
Wrath022 | Writer


Technical-Updates

Wazzup faggots. :D My computer is fixed, and guess what? That means you're stuck with my sorry ass again. =) Or rather, according to Rai, my...ghost. >_> Huh, it appears that to my friends irl and even on here, I've become the "ghost" for "dying"... ...I'll roll with it.

Okay, so, March was fucking awesome, yet also pretty sad. First, I have to announce for those of you that do not know, Mega renounced his admin position and left the wiki. Not many people know why, and those that do will not tell, so don't ask. Next, there was a lot of activity in terms of discussions. Third, Fleet won that puzzle shit from a couple months ago (and recently claimed his chat mod rights, which you can claim for up to 24 hours now because I am available to give the prize personally), so good job Fleet.

This month there is no puzzle; I want to try and find a new way to entertain you guys, so allow me some time to think. Also I just got back, so I'm taking it slow. ^_^


Recent Wiki Changes Discussion Report
The following changes have occurred on the wiki: Announcements and discussion results:
  • The discussion about consolidating the events was closed, and Reli took it upon himself to finish what he started by merging events together.
  • We decided wait about dividing the current anime into appropriate arcs. However, it was later reopened and we decided that everything is to remain as is.
  • Semmes was decided to use Spinning Magic like Ooba.
  • There was a discussion about renaming the current manga arc, but we decided to wait awhile on it. However, like the ECS arc discussion is was reopened and we decided to call the new arc the Avatar arc.
  • As said above, Mega resigned and per a forum, I was selected to replace him as the newest Fairy Tail Wiki admin.
  • Misk received temporary admin rights for approximately one month due to concerns regarding admin activity levels and availability.
  • Grimoire Heart and Tartarus were narrowly agreed to have been dissolved/destroyed.
  • There is a forum open for catching up the content of the filler arc from the anime.
  • After a forum, Fairy Tail Answers was stripped of all its pages and is in the process of disabling anon editing. It is now closed and abandoned.
  • Choko was selected to replace me in the Policy & Standards Council.
  • Fi was selected to replace me as chat moderator.
  • After a quick discussion, the Relación Seis was permanently closed and the relationship sections were permanently removed.
  • Remember, all Guilds are seeking new members.

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IamJakuhoRaikoben Sexiest Mage Alive
IamJakuhoRaikoben | M. Editor


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Biography March's Sexiest Mage Alive is my wife, Mirajane Strauss!! She's a 19 year old Mage of Fairy Tail that employs Take Over as her main form of Magic. She's a kind young woman who, quite often, poses as a model for the Sorcerer Magazine. She's renown for her unrivaled beauty and immense strength.
Interesting Trait Bipolar, much?
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Best Quote "Poison? That's merely a dessert... for a Demon like me." (Mirajane Strauss to Kamika)
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Who should be April's Sexiest Mage Alive?
 
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The poll was created at 07:11 on April 7, 2015, and so far 228 people voted.

God This Month in the Manga
Real Godisme | Writer


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This Month in the Manga

February 2015

Sup bitches, its magazine time. Did we really get 5 chapters this month?


Yeah, there were 5 chapters this month. Fuck it, I'm too lazy to do this


Wrath This Month in the Anime
Wrath022 | Writer


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March 2015

Le Sexy Me: Hey guys, it's Wrath's ghost, here to write TMITA for you. You can thank Rai for summoning me from Hell. By the way, Satan's actually a pretty cool dude. No wonder people called me Satan in high school. :D

LET'S DO THIS SHIT! ARRRRRRRRGH!!!

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TMITA - Ep223

Okay, so this episode starts off with our resident asshat, large-breasted poster girl, and our one-of-a-kind nuclear shield going on a request to get some scales from the back of a Lizardman, which apparently looks exactly the same as Daphne's, even though Elfman is supposed to be an almost exact replica of one... Argh, my brain. >_> Anyway, after this they find an...egg? A seed? Who knows? ...Trick question: not Natsu. :D So after this, we visit Natsu and Happy's house, only to find out that Natsu has been shirking his work (10 days of it) to keep the egg warm. ...hmm. ( .__.) Everyone wonders why the egg is so important and Gray suggests that he's been eating it. So they end up going in and find Natsu and Happy passed out, and the shell of the egg broken, making them think that he really did eat it after all. So long story short, the egg hatched into a cutie that they name Kemokemo and they didn't sleep for the entire 10 days, which is total bullshit because after about 3 you start to hallucinate, and at some point your brain will just shut down by itself.

Anyway, I really hate these fillers so I'll make it quick. >_> There's this guild exchange program going on and Team Natsu ends up partaking in it, accompanied by Kemokemo (who does this thing where he ruins the exchange program just about every time with fire breathing), however at the end after going to Sabertooth they learn that there's this mysterious island that's surfaced, and together with the Twin Dragons, their Exceeds, and Wendy and Carla, Team Natsu goes to investigate at the behest of the Magic Council.

Before we go on to the next episode, appreciate this little guy's cuteness. =)

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See? Cute! ...and highly destructive. ...hm, maybe you do belong with Natsu. ( .___.)

TMITA - Ep224
Erza slashes through the sea serpent

Business as usual

In this episode, the fag patrol (minus Sting and Rogue and their Exceeds! They aren't fags :3) goes to the island is attacked by a giant fucking sea serpent. Erza does some business to it tho, however in the end the serpent releases some kind of toxin. There's also something about Natsu and Lucy investigating the ruins to try and figure out wtf is going on, but as it turns out after a lot of me not caring, Kemokemo is actually a god and turns into his true, giant form, releasing a neurotoxin as he does so! Then he and Natsu team up and kill the sea serpent with a combined fire breath, and sadly (or not, idk. I didn't feel anything even if he was kawaii) Kemokemo leaves nothing but a seed-egg thing of himself behind for Natsu to have, with Natsu saying that Kemokemo was just as much his family as anyone else, as he has served his purpose of neutralizing the poison and defeating the serpent. Then everyone went home or something. The end. =)

TMITA - Ep225

I won't lie to you guys: I didn't watch this episode. It sounded cool, but all my fucks about the filler ran out long before my computer broke and my damns couldn't be given either. XP

TMITA - Ep226

Okay, so I've decided to do some collab with Misk and let gifs tell the story. I hope you guys all cry seeing it again. =)

So first off, let's start by remembering...

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And then we had...

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And then Gray showed up and filled everyone in on...

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But who could forget family time amidst all this?

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And then we were all glad there was no Juliet...

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But finally they decided to try and hide in the sewers, but were found out, so...

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But don't fret! Natsu realized that all he needed was odor-eating Lacrima, so then he decided to be a badass and...

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And then he saved everyone! However...

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...the terror lived on.

Fairy Raven Avatar Raven's Coven
FairyRaven | Writer


Raven's Coven

Greetings, Wikians. Welcome to another Coven! This time, according to your votes, this month's guest is none other than.......... GRAY FULLBUSTER!!!

FT wiki: BOOO ( ._.) Gray sucks. Wendy tho!

ಠ_ಠ fine, you lolicon lovers. You don't wanna have it in order, that's on you. I'll try to get the OCD out of my way and submit to the public will...WE ARE TALKING ABOUT WENDY-FUCKING-MARVELL THIS MONTH, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

FT wiki:

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That's more like it.

Wendy Marvell is this series' loli. Personally, I never understood the obsession Japan seems to have towards young underage girls, and I've always found it kinda creepy and fucked up. Wendy, however, is more than this series' token loli character and Tristan's waifu. She is the youngest main-ish character this series has(the youngest human, at least). She is kind, she is strong, AND she has an Exceed pet, just like Natsu and Gajeel, forming the Dragon Slayer trio of Fairy Tail with the two of them.

DESIGN
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A million kittens can be heard dying from Wendy's overwhelming kawaii

Wendy is a petite pre-teen girl. She has long blue hair, and usually wears dresses with a tribal touch on them. As all pre-teen little girls, Wendy doesn't have any bewbs yet, and apparently that's a big problem for a 12-year old(now 13) so that bothers her a lot. Was this normal for you ladies when you were kids? >_> It sounds weird to me. But anyways... there's nothing more to add there. She gives the impression of a shy cute girl with manners, which is exactly who Wendy is. There's nothing particularly unique on her, though. I mean, apart from her blue hair.

During a period she cut her hair short, which I found awesome, but sadly noone is allowed to have long hair in the series. Sudden weight gains are supposed to be alright though... >__> curse you, Mashima!

8/10 Pretty cute (no pedo)


PERSONALITY I adore Wendy's personality. She is a breath of fresh air when it comes to Fairy Tail Females, because most of them are very confident of themselves, brave, strong and courageous. Wendy(and Lucy, to an extent) starts out as someone in the back row, struggling to keep up with her teammates. However, the really admirable thing about her is that despite her age, she's managed to become as strong as the other members of team Natsu, so kudos to her!

Wendy is a very well-mannered girl, but I guess that's to be expected when growing up with the daughter of a cat-lady deity queen. I guess she shares that with Aries, but to a lesser extent(thank God, I wouldn't be able to stand her any other way). She also cares deeply for everyone, and tries to be the mediator in brawls and fights. She is really one of the nicest people to be around.

Her development during the course of the series is also astounding. She starts off as a quiet, shy, klutzy crybaby that is afraid of the outside world, but through the course of Nirvana, Edolas and the rest of the series, she becomes considerably more confident, reliable and strong in spirit, and now puts her life on the line as much as everyone else in Team Natsu.

Wendy First

ZERO...

Wendy's Dragon Force

TO HERO!

So yeah, in Wendy's case, unlike Natsu or Erza, I think I can say that we have character development done right. Good job, Mashima! I would still like to see more layers on her though.. I just don't think she's fully reached her potential yet, as a character.

7/10 Good, but still place for development


ABILITIES

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If I could have ANY abilities from the Fairy Tail Universe, I'd probably choose Wendy's. Her Magic is just SO.DAMN.VERSATILE!!! She is the most overpowered character if she uses her powers strategically and I'm not even kidding! I've always said that, had she been Natsu and Gajeel's age, Wendy could easily be the 3rd-4th strongest Fairy Tail member. Son, all Natsu could do her age was spout some fire from his mouth, and look at where Wendy is standing compared to that.

Let's take a look at her abilities. Wendy first appeared as a healer of sorts. Recover stamina, cure poison, motion sickness, wounds, you name it, Wendy can fix it. It still fatiques her greatly though. Also she can prevent any anomaly like poisoning from reaching her or her allies. Meanwhile, she has also learned to use almost as many offensive moves as the other Dragon Slayers, with her own variations of the Wing Attack, Breath, Punch e.t.c.

She also has some unique offensive spells, like Sky Drill, and has entered Dragon Force. Let's add to that the awesome fact that she can use support spells to aid herself and her allies in her fight, by increasing SPEED, OFFENSE AND DEFENSE. Wendy can literally do anything in a fight!

And outside of a fight, she can also summon her dead dragon pals.

Add all those and you have an awesome Dragon Slayer manipulating the Wind, which also happens to be my favorite element so I may be a little biased here. Whatever, I don't even care anymore.

Oh, also, EdoWendy fights like Hibari Kyoya, and that's always appreciated on my list. If you don't know who that guy is, don't talk to me.

9/10 WIND FTW


SIGNIFICANCE TO PLOT Wendy is a Dragon Slayer, so she has some significance to the plot by default. However, I don't see her affecting the bigger picture in any short of way, outside of being a cute loli soldier of Fairy Tail that can kick ass. When plot demands it, she can be a healer I guess, but that's it? In Edolas, I thought that Wendy would have a bigger arc of some short, and she did, but now since her story mostly revolves around Mystogan, Carla, Chelia and Grandeeney, who are all pretty much irrelevant at this point, this kind of makes her presence irrelevant. She still has a bond with Doranbolt though, and he may lead to Makarov -> LH, and I loved to bits the part she played in Tartarus, so I choose to remain hopeful and think she will be pretty damn important in the future.

6/10 She can be more


ROLE IN THE MANGA Wendy's role in the manga is to be the kawaii loli that can kick ass and look majestic whil edoing so. She is also short of the "heart" of the group, which means she makes decisions using her emotions more than anyone. Remember when in cartoons a character was in a dilemma, how an angel appeared on one side, and a devil on the other side? Wendy is definitely the angel. She helps characters make the right choice. Mostly this though. And I don't see any more depth being added to her character tbh.

So, to all the Wendy fans out there:

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I feel you guys, I really do. Hang in there. I know what you're going through.

5/10 Meh?


Overall, Wendy's score as a character is... 7/10!!! THIS MAKES WENDY THE BEST-RATED CHARACTER EVER DISCUSSED IN THE COVEN IN ITS LENGTHY COURSE OF...4 issues? Okay then, never mind. Let's see what the other editors have to say about her though!

Wrath

Shut up Tristan.

I wonder what he has to say about this article tbh

IamJakuhoRaikoben

Unbearable. Boring. Loli.

That's a bit harsh don't you think ( ._.)

Ultraprime2 Avatar

Lolicon bait, unfortunately.

I hear ya and I'm with you. I still enjoy her though :P

God

Useless, pointless loli.

Geez, and I thought Natsu had haters.

Relikz

Stopped liking her when she became a melee fighter

*hits Reli with a hammer* NOBODY messes with the 3-words-per-user rule. NOBODY!

Umnei

Adolescent loli milker

I wonder what the "milker" is about. Do I wanna know? I guess not. 4/6 used the word "loli" to describe Wendy, or lolicon for her pursuers, and I expected as much tbh.

This was March's Coven! As usual, choose the character you wish to see in April. See you all next month!

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The poll was created at 20:44 on March 29, 2015, and so far 132 people voted.

Ultraprime2 Avatar Family Tree
Ultraprime2 | Writer



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Welcome back, readers! It seems the last issue of the Sorcerer Magazine wasn't too popular, unfortunately. I blame Rai. Not cause he's black- well, actually, yeah. It's cause he's black.

Anyways, welcome to the latest issue depicting the generations of the wiki, and this month, we take a look at The Generation That Shouldn't Have Been.

Before anyone whines about not being on the tree, please note that not everyone can be on it, and even those that can will not be on it immediately. It's a
monthly article till further notice, so there are gonna be a lot of generations featured. As such, kindly shut up and read.

So now,

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Umnei Umneilicious
Umnei | Writer


 
Umneilicious

Hello everyone! So, surprise, surprise, I have nothing cooked up for this month's magazine.. I've just been so busy browsing Tumblr and looking at other Fairy Tail related comics and just feeling like total shit because of how good they are! So this month, I'll share some of the nice ones I've found and hopefully, I'll muster up the strength to write up something for next month :)

Have you guys seen any awesome Fairy Tail related comics on your own time? Totally share 'em. Anyways, see ya later everyone!

 

Some cute theory-related comics out there like this one~: http://lady-buda.tumblr.com/post/114798346463/yall-are-evil
Short but sweet little BrOTP's!: http://doubleragnarok.tumblr.com/post/114407856632
Interesting interactions between a shipping ;) http://rainladyjuvia.tumblr.com/post/107974268765/gruvialovelovefest-day-3-clothed-drunk-gruvia
Adorable little chibis of recent events: http://kkumri.tumblr.com/post/114404650417/bubble-stings-new-collars-are-so-high-tho
and finally, Cover art that's been taken above and beyond by many creative minds: http://umnei.tumblr.com/post/114169594952/starflucks-yumesenpaii-little-dragneel

IamJakuhoRaikoben SuperNatural
IamJakuhoRaikoben | M. Editor


SN-Mar2015
Hello, everyone! Last month I featured Laxus Dreyar and I created a poll to ask you guys' opinion on who I chose to portray him (Trevor Donovan). I posted the results of that poll below. 68.4% of you thought it was a good choice. 19% of you thought it was okay. And 12.6% of you thought it was bad. My choice for Laxus got pretty good reception. Yay!! Let's hope the good reception continues. :D To the 12.6% of you who didn't like my incredible choice... you can go fuck yourself. ಠ_ಠ
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Super Natural
Cana prof Nina Dobrev
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The person I picked to portray Cana is an actress named Nina Dobrev. I think Nina is a pretty damn good fit for Cana if I do say so myself. Like Cana, Nina is very beautiful brunette. And she's close to Cana's age because unlike most of the people who portray teenagers on TV, Nina is actually young. She isn't a teenager, but she's only 26 which isn't bad considering that some of her costars are in their thirties. >_> Also, Nina currently portrays a Vampire doppleganger on the show she stars in, so she'd have no problem adapting to the magical nature of Fairy Tail. The only big difference I see between Nina and Cana is that Nina's bust size isn't even a fraction of Cana's, but, as I've mentioned before, being as well endowed as all of the women in Fairy Tail are is not a normal or even a common thing in the real world. :/ So, what do you guys think? Is she a good match for Cana? Do you know an actress who'd fit better? I seriously doubt it, but if so tell me in the comments! ^__^ And if you don't think Nina is a good choice, I'd really like to know why. And even if you do think it's a good choice, I'd like to know why in the comments. We work hard on this magazine peeps. It'd be nice to have comments longer than "good job guys!" every once in a while. >;D

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The poll was created at 07:17 on April 7, 2015, and so far 202 people voted.

Sorcerer Logo 2 React!!
Sorcerer Magazine | Staff Project



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React!!
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An article where the Sorcerer Magazine Staff is shown a video and asked various questions about it. Each month features a different video and all available staff members will provide their reactions to it.

If you have any suggestions for future videos that should be watched, please keep them to yourselves ;)

This month's video is:

A failed marriage proposal of an Indian Boy..02:00

A failed marriage proposal of an Indian Boy...Watch what happens at last

Answers:
Fairy Raven Avatar FairyRaven | Writer
Raven
What would you do if yous saw this happen in real life?
A: There's not much I could do now is there? I would probably awkwardly stand in the watching croud, and then give my condolenses to the guy :/
Do you have a favorite part of the video?
A: The whole video. Although the guy only knew her for like 3 months and probably made her feel embarrassed as hell, it was still a nice gesture and the reaction he got was a bit too much imo (given that it's real)
What do you think about the train in this video?
A: It totally cockblocked the guy. If he had any chances before, this f**ing train ruined them for him.
IamJakuhoRaikoben IamJakuhoRaikoben | M. Editor
Rai
How do you plan to propose to a girl in the future?
A: QUIETLY! and PRIVATELY! I don't know why people do public proposals. It's like they are asking to get embarrassed.
What would you have done if you'd been this guy after being hit?
A: I would've ran to the nearest bathroom and hid there until I didn't feel so damn ashamed at what had just happened.
Do you have a favorite part to this video?
A: Him using song lyrics as his speech was HILARIOUS!
Umnei Umnei | Writer
Umnei
What's your opinion of the girl in this video?
A: If one were to base their opinion on this video alone, I guess I would say she was kind of a bitch. However, like he said, it was only 3 months and we don't know the whole story. Plus, he did mess up a lot and she was probably embarrassed from all the people watching. She was pretty much caught unprepared and that was just her natural response to escape lol I dont know...
How would you react if someone you dated but didn't wanna marry proposed to you in public?
A: Not in a violent way, but then again, who knows. Maybe the person that proposes to me could be oversteppin' it, knows what's up and still proposes. After that, I think im inclined to lay a little whoop ass like this girl did with that ukulele-looking instrument.
How would you want to be proposed to in the future?
A: A sentimental way! It was cute that he took her to the mall where they first met, so props to him for that. Sucks that it didn't work out for him but he could always afford to give it more time. That's what would make it even more special.
Relikz Relikz | Writer
Relikz
What do you think of the video?
A: I've watched it before but I can't help but laugh my ass off ever single time in the train part. XD
Of all the men on this wiki, who do you think this is most likely to happen to in the future?
A: lol don't hate me for this but most definitely Ultra
While proposing, this guy got interrupted by a train. Do you think trains are evil now that we know they have a habit of interrupting people?
A: Yes, trains are the pinnacle of malevolence in our society today and they should be outlawed.
Ultraprime2 Avatar Ultraprime2 | Writer
Ultra
Do you have any plans on what to do when proposing?
A: I most definitely will not be singing. Or dancing. I'm the only young Indian I know who can't do one of those two.
You're Indian. Do you get to choose who you can marry?
A: Do you think I'd put up with any opposition saying otherwise?
What interests you about the video?
A: That nobody at all seemed interested in going up and helping him.
Wrath Wrath022 | Writer
Wrath
What's your opinion on the girl in the video?
A: I honestly think this girl is a bitch. There is no reason to publicly humiliate someone like that, even if you were only dating a short amount of time. If there was ever a way to make someone kill themselves out of pure shame, that would probably be it. There are better ways to put someone out than to hit them with a ukulele and then march out.
If you saw this happen to someone in real life, what would you do?
A: I would honestly not even know what to do. Everyone was so taken aback by her attitude that it's just sickening. I would imagine that I'd try and make him feel better, but I can't say for certain.
How would you propose to a girl in the future?
A: Definitely not like that. Do it somewhere private, out of the way, and somewhere devoid of all people.
God Real Godisme | Writer
Real Godisme
How would you describe what you just watched?
A: Ultra proposes to a girl in the cheesiest way possible (classic Ultra) but gets rejected (classic Ultra)
Did you find it funny?
A: It was kind of funny seeing Ultra get turned down. So yes!
Do you think the video is real?
A: Hell no. I mean, yeah, Ultra would propose to a girl in a super cheesy way and she would reject him, but the way she did it was way too candid.

IamJakuhoRaikoben Fairy Tail and the Chamber of Art
IamJakuhoRaikoben | M. Editor


Sorcerer Logo 2 Fairy Interview
Sorcerer Magazine | Staff Project



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FAIRY INTERVIEW
A column where questions are asked to different characters in the Fairy Tail Series and are answered by the Sorcerer Magazine Staff
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This month's questions are:

  • Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?
  • Which wiki user is most likely to go broke at a casino?
  • What's Gray up to with that cult?
  • Finish this phrase: Something old; something new. Something borrowed; something ____________
  • You're all alone at home. Pants on or off?
Answers:
IamJakuhoRaikoben IamJakuhoRaikoben | M. Editor
Gray Fullbuster
Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?
A: I don't dance at all. It's beneath me.
Interviewer: Yeah... then what's this?
Gray: Silence!
Which wiki user is most likely to go broke at a casino?
A: I don't bother myself with silly online communities. It's beneath me.
Interviewer: Look at Sasuke Jr. trying to be all cool.
Gray: What'd you say?!
Interviewer: Nothing. >_>
What's Gray up to with that cult?
A: Glad you asked. I-
Inteviewer: Changed my mind! I don't give a shit.
Gray: Damn you!
Finish this phrase
Something old; something new. Something borrowed; something ____________
A: to avenge my father!
Interviewer: -____- Just die already.
You're all alone at home. Pants on or off?
A: Pants off.
Interviewer: R-really?
Gray: Even emo villains have to let their balls breathe, bro.
Wrath Wrath022 | Writer
Wendy Marvell
Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?
A: M-me? Dance? Well, maybe a little...
Which wiki user is most likely to go broke at a casino?
A: I don't want to be mean, but probably Tristan Tsunami because he just has no real common sense... But definitely not Real Godisme though! I heard he's Jewish and even though Carla says stereotypes are bad, I heard they're really good with money. =)
What's Gray up to with that cult?
A: I don't know, but I hope Gray-san is being manipulated! Why else would he be with such bad people?
Finish this phrase
Something old; something new. Something borrowed; something ____________
A: Um...tried and true?
You're all alone at home. Pants on or off?
A: Kyaa! I always keep my pants on! >_<
Umnei Umnei | Writer
Warrod Sequen
Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?
A: I never dance. I simply hone my craft staying at home in pure solidarity and destroy all that come near... but I'm only kidding! It's a joke!
Which wiki user is most likely to go broke at a casino?
A: Godisme seems as though he may go broke. It's not even about the money with him, he just wants to win, which never happens at casinos.
What's Gray up to with that cult?
A: Probably growing potatoes and building Earthland's best potato gun! I merely jest, it's a joke!
Finish this phrase
Something old; something new. Something borrowed; something ____________
A: Something green, perhaps?
You're all alone at home. Pants on or off?
A: Pants off, of course! We go au naturel at Chez Sequen!
Relikz Relikz | Writer
Mirajane Strauss
Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?
A: Unfortunately, at least one of my stalkers is looking at me at any time of day so for me there is no such thing as "no one is looking" :D
That's creepy as hell why are you smiling
A: D:
Which wiki user is most likely to go broke at a casino?
A: Oh well I'd have to say that Umy seems like he'd go broke trying to win money and when he has nothing else he'd start offering his body. :D
What's Gray up to with that cult?
A: My oh my Gray is probably infiltrating the cult to bring them down from the inside like a stake penetrating the body of a mortal through its butthole and coming out through its mouth. :)
Y U SMILING WOMAN. Anyway, finish this phrase
Something old; something new. Something borrowed; something ____________
A: slaughtered! Did i get it right?
You're all alone at home. Pants on or off?
A: Only if the one watching me at the time is that one stalker. >///<
Ultraprime2 Avatar Ultraprime2 | Writer
Ren Akatsuki
Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?
A: Me, dance alone? *flips hair* I don't feel the need to do so without an audience.
Which wiki user is most likely to go broke at a casino?
A: Probably Miskos. Something tells me he'll be roped in fast and hard.
What's Gray up to with that cult?
A: My bet is that he's gone under. It'll be time to dig him out before long.
Finish this phrase
Something old; something new. Something borrowed; something ____________
A: ...black?
You're all alone at home. Pants on or off?
A: What use is taking off your pants if you've nobody to marvel over your magnificence?
God Real Godisme | Writer
Hades
Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?
A: I perform dark rituals that heighten my power daily! Some even include dancing
Which wiki user is most likely to go broke at a casino?
A: Reli seems like one to give into the dark temptation of gambling. He also doesn't seem like one who would be very good at it.
What's Gray up to with that cult?
A: Obviously the boy has followed in my footsteps and realized that darkness is the way to go.
Interviewer: You were beaten by an idiot and then killed by a dark mage. You sure darkness is the way to go?
A:....Yes?
Finish this phrase
Something old; something new. Something borrowed; something ____________
A: D-
Interviewer: Do not mention darkness again e_e
A: D...ank? Something dank? idk!
You're all alone at home. Pants on or off?
A: Pants off. Things are so much better when you let the fellows have some air.
Umnei Umnei | Writer
Vijeeter Ecor
Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?
A: Dancing is in my blood! In my eternano! In my SOUL!
Which wiki user is most likely to go broke at a casino?
A: That Miskos looks like he may lose track of time and money... Now, if he knew how to dance, he could earn his Jewels back..
What's Gray up to with that cult?
A: Obviously not trying to dance!
Finish this phrase
Something old; something new. Something borrowed; something ____________
A: Are we talking about my dancing shoes? I have old ones, new ones, and borrowed ones!
You're all alone at home. Pants on or off?
A: Pants are not of the essence when it comes to my passion! They can be on, they can be off, who knows! who cares?!
Fairy Raven Avatar FairyRaven | Writer
Lucy Heartfilia
Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?
A: *shivers* Have you met my friends? I barely have any alone time, and if they see me doing that they'll never let me forget it!
Which wiki user is most likely to go broke at a casino?
A: Wrath probably. He looks like the kind of person to take risks.
What's Gray up to with that cult?
A: It's Gray we're talking about! He's probably his reckless self and decided to take on the whole group by himself.
Finish this phrase
Something old; something new. Something borrowed; something ____________
A: Is "lent" the word?
You're all alone at home. Pants on or off?
A: Again, have you met my friends? -_- I don't even remember what "alone at home" means anymore.
Wrath Wrath022 | Writer
Tenrou Tree
Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?
A: Have you seen the size of my trunk? Of course I do! That junk just don't lie~
Which wiki user is most likely to go broke at a casino?
A: Totally BrackMamba . She's a total slut!
What's Gray up to with that cult?
A: I don't know, but I don't appreciate the leaf of absence he's taken from Juvia's life!
Interviewer: Er...
A: Eh? *winks*
Interviewer: How do trees even-
Finish this phrase
Something old; something new. Something borrowed; something ____________
A: Grew. Like my branches, or my roots, or an erection. :)
You're all alone at home. Pants on or off?
A: ...
Interviewer: Hey, you stopped talking! Not another one! Dammit, all I want is one. Single. Motherf-
A: *Warrod Sequen appears* It's just a joke. A joke! I couldn't resist doing only one interview. ;)
Interview: I hate my life.
IamJakuhoRaikoben IamJakuhoRaikoben | M. Editor
Loke
Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?
A: The only dance I do is the dance with no pants. And I love an audience. >:D
Lucy: Perv. -___-
Which wiki user is most likely to go broke at a casino?
A: Uhhh what the hell is a "wiki?"
What's Gray up to with that cult?
A: He's upset that no one gives two fucks about his character, so he's acting out for attention.
Finish this phrase
Something old; something new. Something borrowed; something ____________
A: out of Lucy's pantie drawer!
You're all alone at home. Pants on or off?
A: That depends - do I have any lotion and Kleenex or no?
Fairy Raven Avatar FairyRaven | Writer
Ichiya Vandalay Kotobuki
Do you do dance crazy when no one is looking?
A: Yes. I still prefer doing it with an audience though.
Which wiki user is most likely to go broke at a casino?
A: MDM. That's why my honey deserves better than him.
What's Gray up to with that cult?
A: Even I don't know. That man always had a suspicious perfume.
Finish this phrase
Something old; something new. Something borrowed; something ____________
A: MEEEEEN!
You're all alone at home. Pants on or off?
A: Everything off. That's the only way to unleash your natural perfume.

Choko avi The Last Pollbender
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Issue 36: December 2014
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Welcome to the The Last Pollbender! The page where we hold all kinds of polls each month to find out what Fairy Tail fans' opinions are on any and every subject!

So after Ultra covered Reli for his laziness in making the poll for January, I became the next sacrificial lamb to do this work of his. Sigh. Why? Why? Whyyy? Anyways, this is my first, and might be, though hopefully not, the last poll from me, so go ahead and enjoy dem polls~!

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SPEAK UP!
Cake Voice Actors
If you know me, you know how much I love cakes. If I can, I'd seriously marry a cake. Uh.. TMI, isn't it? Anyways, pick your favorite!
 
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The poll was created at 07:19 on April 7, 2015, and so far 132 people voted.
The cast has been named for those who will give life to the members of 9 Demon Gates. Name the one you're excited to hear & see!
 
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Dem Series
The Manga Fairy Tail of the Dead Meeeeeeeeen
Avatar~! Okay, so excluding Gray, who's your favorite?
 
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That "Handsome Potion" was something, wasn't it? How do you feel after watching the episode?
 
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Opinions
Royal Rumble Trial for Rai
Your life is in the line but you were given a chance to fight. Your choice will be your protectors and the rest'll kill you. Pick wisely!
 
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If we were to lock Rai in a room with no means of entertainment for 5 days, how do you think he will end up?
 
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Ending
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Of all the women that were featured in the endings, whom did you like the most?
 
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If you were to pick, who should've made it to appear in those endings?
 
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The poll was created at 07:19 on April 7, 2015, and so far 120 people voted.

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