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Dragon Sex~ ʕノ•ᴥ•ʔノ ︵ ┻━┻

Introduction

Mega


Hello everyone. Today is M.D.M's special day; he turns 51 today! Anyway, I'm making this blog because he is always accepting my request to create abridged chapters, and because it's his birthday today. :D
Relikz


*Pushes Mega off of a cliff*
Guys! I'm back! :D Anyway, I did all of this and take credit for everything. If you have something to say, meet me outside. Without any further ado here i-
Umnei


Meeeeegaaaaaa!!! *Jumps in after Mega*
Relikz


*Ahem*
Like I was say-
IamJakuhoRaikoben


RAUL! How dare you throw my son off a cliff! I've been planing to do that since last week! T^T YOU WHORE!
TheCarrotSaysYumYum


*Uses heavenly Body Magic on Reli and Rai* WHORES! *Uses Meteor to save Mega and Uny* Mega T^T Did they hurt you?? Those whores! Hey Uny. ( ._.)/
Relikz


X_X
IamJakuhoRaikoben


X_X
Chaos


*Eats popcorn*
Mega


Hmm...should I continue? ( ._.)
Umnei


*Starts making empanadas* Lalalalala~

Story

Mega


*Ahem*
Like I was s-
Choko avi



Mega-Chan! T^T
Mega



Y U PEOPLE KEEP INTERRUPTING ME!!! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Choko avi



*Walks out*

The real thing

Mega


*Locks self in room*
Let's start this before someone else comes in! ಠ_ಠ


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Umnei


Dayum! Dat ass; Yum YumPerv

Mega


Umnei! ಠ_ಠ


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Aldarinor


Mega! ಠ_ಠ
Mega


H-Hey Ald. ^_^"
Aldarinor


*Burns page*
Never. I repeat, never dare say that again. ಠ_ಠ
Mega


Aye, sir. >_>

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God


Good Mega. *Pats Mega*
IamJakuhoRaikoben


Don't touch my son, you filthy whore! ಠ_ಠ
God


*Ignores Rai*
IamJakuhoRaikoben


*Hovers cursor over God's block button* ಠ◡ಠ

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...

Mega


No one has anything smart to say? ( .___.)
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No.
Mega


Fine! >_>

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Umnei


Weee

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Relikz


What is "That"? O_O
IamJakuhoRaikoben


*Slaps Reli*
Shadup! Whores...

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TheCarrotSaysYumYum


Mega honey... WHERE MAH JELLAL AT?? @_@
Mega


Fuck >_> Hmm. I know!

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TheCarrotSaysYumYum


*Glomps Jellal* Mah honey! Where have you been all this time!~ T^T
Mega


Moving on! T^T

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Mega


I had to make the letters really small, but Freed says: "You took my V-Card and treat me like this? Well, it was a dream... but still T^T"
MDM


Booo!!! Bad Mega :<

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ToshiroFanGirl


WAIT! WHAT? O_O OMEGA NATSU2!!!
Mega


*Tapes Toshi to chair and locks her in a room with Rem*
Neko-Sol-Lick 2


Hello, Toshi. ಠ◡ಠ


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Choko avi



Weeee


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Chaos


*Eats popcorn*
MDM


Hey Chaos. ;D Why don't we share that... :3
Chaos


*Leaves whilst eating its popcorn*


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Mega


Dragon Sex! :D
IamJakuhoRaikoben


Fucking hilarious! :D
TheCarrotSaysYumYum


Aye! :D But how the hell does it work..
Umnei


You see-
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*Everyone begins to run away* D:
Umnei


;~;


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MDM


Mega T^T
Mega


Aye :D
Relikz


Hello (._.)/
Glass avatar


Weee


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Wrath


Rogue! :D

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Umnei


Consuela! :D


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Weeeeeeeeeee (~ ._.)~


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MDM


I will Mega, I will! T^T
Mega


Yay! :D
Choko avi



...
IamJakuhoRaikoben


*Slaps Choko*
TheCarrotSaysYumYum


*Slaps Rai*
Relikz


*Slaps Ca-
TheCarrotSaysYumYum
Relikz
Mega


*Spanks Carry* >:3
TheCarrotSaysYumYum


*Punches Mega* Ohhh, you~!Blush

God


...This wiki...


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MDM


Me likey ಠ◡ಠ
Mega


Ditto. ಠ◡ಠ
TheCarrotSaysYumYum


*Adds Jellal to the list* ಠ◡ಠ
IamJakuhoRaikoben


*Adds Mira to the list* ಠ◡ಠ
Umnei


Adds Juvia to the list* ಠ◡ಠ

Epilogue:

Mega


Okay everyone, I hope you enjoyed it! I did try really hard to make it as funny or as interesting as I could, so sorry if you think otherwise! When posting your comments, make a list of the people you want Zirconis to "fight." ;D
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We will! We shall!
Mega


Happy Birthday Monkey! Lots of bro love! :D
MDM


Stahp it, you! T^T *Grabs Chaos and takes off*
Chaos


*Stabs Monkey and beats him up*
Glass avatar


*Sets Wiki on fire* BITCHES!!! @_@

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