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Yo All, Lovely MDM is here~ (づ￣ ³￣)づ, ..
EVERYONE: (Looking at the title) ((ಠ(ಠ_(ಠ_ಠ)_ಠ)ಠ))
Don't let the title mislead you >_> we are not gonna discuss Rai's Pecker Size here .. and NEVER will .. Today’s blog is SPECIAL (ಥ_ಥ)
CHAOS: Are you FINALLY leaving this wiki? (¬‿¬)
Not so soon =_= .. but it is special in the way of its LENGTH! Today for the first time .. and LAST ( ._.) I created a 40 PAGES ABRIDGE!!
.. .. .. AND YOU GET FREE GLASS OF MILK AND COOKIES AFTER YOU READ IT!!
Everyone loves FREE Milk and Cookies (¬_¬) Well, let the SHIT hit the FAN! First up-
JESS: I thought this week’s chapter was going to be Hosted by JeErza fangirls, .. GO JEERZA!!!
RED: LONG LIVE JeERZA! LONG LIVE JeERZA! LONG LIVE JeERZA! LONG LIVE JeERZA! LONG LIVE JeERZA!
CARROT: LADIES! Keep Calm and Preach the JeErza Wisdom~ Now lets begin this shitty abridge chapter .. First up, we have FT preparing for Prom- reminds me of my first Prom~
IH: THAT YOU NEVER HAD!! TROLOLOL- (IH is Kicked out)
CARROT: Moving to the Scene >:/ first up is some shameless Kagura-fanboying by MDM on Mega's behalf..
JESS: I DID TAP DAT- .. oops, did I say that out loud?
MDM: (Trying to peep) Loud and Clear <3~ (Gets kicked out by Chaos)
CHAOS: Moving onto the Party Preparation~
CHAOS: Why does everything in FT has to do with Boobs? MDM, stop making Boobs sound like FT's One Piece >_>
GRIMMY: YEAAAA! Flat Chest are valuable too .. Moving to next page .. here comes the PARTY!!
RED: I must say, Kagura's dress is quite adorable~
MINTY: Wanna test it out, put it in your mouth .. .. mmmm my new Motto~
JESS: Nest up is, Erza in SLAVE TRADING!
MINGY: STING SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IH: DATS RIGHT! I'M THE KING!!
ALL ADMINS: (ಠ_ಠ) (Hover their cursors over IH and MDM's ban button)
JESS: WHERE IS OUT JELLAL?!?! MDM, I demand More Jellal!
MDM: Your Wish is my command ( ._.)
CARROT: Sorry Jess, its First come .. First Serve~
JESS: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ME WANT HIS AUTOGRAPH TOO!!
MDM: ladies ladies .. don't fight .. there is plenty of MDM to go around~ .. but I kinda failed to abridge Ultear's letter .. it was TT^TT TOO EMOTIONAL!
MINTY: But what happened to Lahar?
MDM: Terrible things .. close your eyes Minty, .. its Graphic ..
MINTY: (Puts on her 3D glasses) .. I wanna to See it UP-CLOSE! NOW!!
CARROT: STAY AWAY FROM MAH JELLAL! YOU ARE TOO YOUNG FOR THIS! (Rages and jumps out of the window and rides away on her pony toward setting sun)
CHAOS: (While munching her Popcorn) .. .. .. .. (leaves)
FTGM: Whoa whoa whoa .. we still need to resolve the conflict between Flat Chest Vs. Big Boobs .. any progress?
JESS: According to MDM, their leaders made a G69 Summit Meeting to decide their fate of the world .. it was more like a Emo Date (¬‿¬)
RAVEN: What about ULTEAR? what happened to her?
MDM: She met a happy ending >_>
RAVEN: WTH?? (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡 NUUUU the Ultear I luv is not like that >:/ I AM BEING FRAMED FOR THIS!
MDM: Tsk Tsk .. so your love was all about looks, what a disappointment ಠ_ಠ
IH: ACCEPT YOUR GILF LOVE!!
RAVEN: SCREW YOU ALL! 凸(-_-)凸 (Runs away)
Well, with this this long and shitty blog is over and MDM is out
.. but before say goodbye I would like to make a little announcement!~ I won't be making special Abridge Chapter blogs on weekly base for a while .. due to life getting busy I rarely get time to get on the wiki ( ._.) So I will be just making little funny shots and post them in my comments in various reviews down by Rai, Raven or God :)
See you then. Thanks for all the support till now~ NOW STEP RIGHT UP FOR FREE HUGS AND KISSES! (づ￣ ³￣)づ
EVERYONE: ((ಠ(ಠ_(ಠ_ಠ)_ಠ)ಠ)) (slowly steps away and leaves)