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This month's Sexiest Mage Alive is the epitome of quirkiness herself, Juvia Lockser. She's a 17 year old Mage of Fairy Tail that employs Water Magic as her main form of Magic. Juvia is a former Mage of Phantom Lord that is now a valued member of the Fairy Tail (Guild). She is in love with Gray Fullbuster although we are unaware if he shares similar feelings towards her. And, ironically, Gray's childhood friend, Lyon Vastia is in love with her.

(Juvia Lockser to Lucy Heartfilia)"Drip Drip Drop."

This month's Ugliest Mage Alive is a woman who makes Susan Boyle look like a runway model, whose face makes readers all around the world cringe, whose very name can make children cry: Ooba Babasaama. She's a very old woman that employs an unnamed form of Magic that seems to allow her to spin different things around in circles - including people. Little is known about Ooba besides the fact that she is a hideous woman with an attitude that's as ugly as she is.

(Ooba Babasaama to her guild members) "The Grand Magic Games, we get second place every year. It's ridiculous! Absolutely preposterous!"

This Month in the Anime July 2012

I actually quite enjoyed this opening. The music was catchy and the whole Reborn Oración Seis vs. Legion Corps vs. Fairy Tail thing was nice. Don't know what else to tell you since all of what was shown was filler so I don't know what is part of the story and what isn't.... Next!

Boring ending. It only showed Lucy thinking on what to write and then chibi pics of Legion Corps and Reborn Oración Seis. Not much...

I'm not reviewing any filler episodes. They all suck. Well, maybe I'll review them a little bit. I'll also give some info about them just so that you remember what happened.

Dan Straight explains his past to Natsu and group. Meanwhile, Pantherlily fights Samuel and Gajeel with Team Shadow Gear find the clock part. Lisanna, Mirajane and Elfman also find the clock part but are now battling for it with Mary Hughes.

I just have two things to say. To me, it looked like Pantherlily and Samuel were just touching each other... in a gay way... I mean just look at the pic in the right. It looks like two gay humanoid cats are making some kind of yaoi porn. Second thing, why the fuck does the anime keep making Lily look like Gajeel's puppy dog?! Especially when he says "Come, Lily!" or when Gajeel calls Samuel "Sammy" and then Lily starts calling him that too. So annoying how they degrade Lily. Oh well...

With two groups having retrieved their clock parts, only three more are needed. Mirajane enters a fierce battle with Mary Hughes and manages to secure their part, while Lucy, Natsu, Romeo, Michelle and Happy struggle against Byro Cracy and Kanaloa to get theirs, with Byro also revealing some very important information on the clock.

So why the fuck is this episode called "The Whereabouts of the Crusade"? The titles has nothing to do with the episode, and if it does then I didn't notice >_>. Anyway, just stare and enjoy.

Natsu, Lucy, Michelle, Romeo and Happy continue their confrontation with Byro Cracy, with even Coco assisting them when she decides Byro has gone too far. Before Byro can take out the entire group though, the other Fairy Tail Mages appear with their clock parts. Together at last, the clock parts glow and join together, however the outcome is not what was expected, nor is the appearance of an old enemy reborn.

So pretty boring episode, except for the ending. Clock parts come together and Reborn Oración Seis Appears!. Woo hoo!

The reborn Oracion Seis appears before Fairy Tail and the Legion Corps, taking the Infinity Clock for themselves and wrecking havoc on the Mages with their new and improved Magic abilities. The Fairy Tail members are luckily saved by those at Blue Pegasus, whilst Lucy finally realises that she misread her father's book, stating that they were never meant to collect the clock parts in the first place.

Well, I really enjoyed this episode. I haven't enjoyed any episode like I enjoyed this one for a few months now. I loved seeing how much stronger the Reborn Oración Seis is than the original Oración Seis. Ah... that was good.

The Reborn Oración Seis wrecks havoc all around Fiore, meanwhile, Fairy Tail decided to separate into teams and go after each member separately.

I really liked this episode. I loved seeing that Reborn Oración Seis is so strong and all, but the best part is that my favorite character, Bickslow, is paired up with Wendy to go fight Legion Corps and Reborn Oración Seis! What does that mean? It means that Bickslow is going to rock the house!!! Since Wendy uses mostly supportive Magic, Bickslow will do most of the attacking! By the trailer of the next episode, I think Bickslow and Wendy will fight Erigor next episode. I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

PS: Freed is so gay and said that he's been wanting to be paired up with Gray for a long time....

This Month in the Manga May 2012
Hi. Here we go with July's This Month in the Manga. Turn on the fans, tell mosquitos to fuck off and get something cold to drink as your writer Aldarinor sort of reviews this hot month's chapters.

Let's not waste any time and start reviewing this month's chapters... I'll tell you guys, don't expect too much, and not just because Laxus isn't doing something.

Previously on Fairy Tail
“Various Anime Music (for the video I used to post no longer exists) On” Previously on Fairy Tail... Chapters are everywhere on the Internet for everyone to read, and your writer revies them every month. Do I really need to sum up things? “Various Anime Music (for the video I used to post no longer exists) Off”

I - Chapter 289: Tiny Fists

There's really not much to this chapter. The battle of the lolis continue, with Wendy refusing to give up and Chelia readying to finish her off with a fearsome technique which alerts most of the audience due to its lethality, Heavely Gathering of Clouds... which misses its target visibly. Why so? Simply because Wendy restored Chelia's strength without her realizing, increasing the momentum of her spell and thus making it miss. Everyone goes "Oooooohhh!.

The two young Slayers then start engaging in melee combat, employing their Magic at close range to exchange blows. We owe the "Tiny Fists" part to Chapati, who gets more and more excited as the two girls fight fiercely, likely fantasizing about those little hands grabbing his... Well, you know. Peeeeedophile! The clash continues until...

Time runs out!!!

At long last, a fight ends in a draw. Both sides get 5 points, and the two gals' guildmates rejoice, with Jura remembering his first meeting with Wendy at the beginning of the Oración Seis arc. Meanwhile, in the sandy field, the two exhausted competitors exchange words, with Chelia healing Wendy's injuries and then offering the Dragon Slayer her friendship, which Wendy gladly accepts.

The two shake hands as the crows goes "Oooooooowwww :3"... Possibly the very same thing which should have happened at the end of Toby and Kurohebi's battle, had the second not been a motherfucker.

On the stands, Jellal cancels any possible suspicion about Chelia being the source of the dark energy, noting that the girl stopped using her Magic but that the energy itself is still present, and pinpoints such energy's location in an unknown individual, which he silently starts chasing among the crowd... Only to be stopped by the sudden appearance of Doranbolt before him. Just as Lahar and his squad approach the two, the scarred Rune Knight claims Jellal isn't Mystogan like everyone believes, and asks him who he really is. Dead end, Jellal. The chapter ends with the people concerned standing still without speaking to create some tension, with Erza realizing something bad's happening. Will the final events of the Oración Seis arc happen again? Keep reading and you'll know.

The chapter was pretty well-drawn, and the cover portrayed Natsu trying to cheat in a boxe fight by wearing "flaming gloves"... Come on, you know what I mean.

II - Chapter 290: Night of Intersecting Feelings

Time to solve the difficult situation from last chapter, right? Jellal tries to get away, but Doranbolt manages to unmask him with a slap, revealing an unmistakable face. The Rune Knights are alerted, but Yajima appears out of nowhere, telling them that the one standing there isn't, in fact, Jellal, but rather his counterpart from Edolas, effectively switching the two's roles. While they are speaking, the Mermaid Heel members competing in the Games pass a certain distance away... not enough for Kagura to avoid noting Jellal, that is. The girl falls to her knees, suffering a sudden faint and bringing her hand to her mouth as she starts sweating visibly. Meanwhile, Millianna realizes Jellal's presence as well, but she's prevented from making herself noticed to him by Kagura, who's quieted down and now stands back on her feet, insisting that they don't cause any trouble but pulling out a really angry expression in seeing the one her sword's named after.

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Come on Mega, you can tell us. No need to be shy. The child's yours, isn't it? You made the samurai girl pregnant, didn't you? "Gets suddenly angry and starts beating Mega with a rolled newspaper" BAD DOG, MEGA, BAD DOG! U NO IMPREGNATE MANGA PEOPLE BREAKING DA FOURTH WALL!!! BAD DOG!!! "Notices comic strips on the newspaper he's handling as a makeshift blunt weapon" Oh, comics! "Leaves reading the strips and forgets about Mega"

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Returning to the chapter...

Unaware of Mermaid Heel's presence nearby, Jellal puts his mask on and leaves, thanking Yajima telepathically. Lahar, however, tells a shocked Doranbolt that the former Council member lied, and that the one who was standing before them was indeed Jellal, resolving to prevent him from getting away. The Mage from Crime Sorcière has lost the mysterious man in the mess, and is left to wonder who that was.

Meanwhile, Laxus and Makarov are sitting in Crocus' gardens discussing about Lumen Histoire, with Laxus telling Makarov how his father described it. Mavis butts in (hell, epic grandfather and nephew were having a discussion, get the fuck out of here!) and claims that Lumen Histoire isn't Fairy Tail's "darkness", but rather its "light". Laxus honorably desists from learning something which is reserved to Guild Masters. THAT'S SO NOBLE OF YOU, LAXUS-SAMA!!! Mavis tells Makarov it was likely Purehito/Hades who let Iwan know about Lumen Histoire, and burst into tears, with an alarmed Makarov telling Laxus to comfort her, and Laxus replying that'd be too much. Laxus x Mavis shippers, you're head's full of cra...

When evening comes, Fairy Tail celebrates the day in the now familiar Bar Sun, practicing a sport of recent invention, the Barrel Surfing... Which consists of surfing over rolling barrels. Yeah, that's right. Squeak. Anyhow, something interesting happens as Elfman wakes up in the infirmary and sees Evergreen sleeping at his bedside, and, instead of "Man" like he uses to say, whispers "Woman". Yeah, that's right, Elfman, there aren't only men and sisters in the world. You can now forsake your homosexuality!

In Sabertooth's lodging, Sting tells his annoying Exceed partner that he feels like he'll be fighting Natsu the following day. With only two pages left, Mashima remembers he titled the chapter "Night of Intersecting Feelings", and so goes on to spam some balloons portraying several characters with melancholy expressions doing random stuff. You know, Rogue and Arcadios standing idly without doing nothing, Millianna doing the same but seated, Kagura bathing and Mato revealing his pumpkin head's a mask. WAIT, WHAT??? Well, at least this was interesting.

Elsewhere, Yukino salutes an unspecified "Sergeant" while clad in a military-like garment. Again, "WAIT, WHAT???". This thing will need further explanations. Anyhow, the chapter ends with the usual calendar telling us there are only 3 days left before the 7th July.

The chapter sported the usual good drawings, and we got some particularly interesting expressions from Kagura. A close up shot of Laxus' face from page 11, the one in the bottom row's central balloon, was very good as well, despite being simple and not large.

III - Chapter 291: Naval Battle

Here comes the fourth day's event, Naval Battle, the chapter's namesake. Were you by chance expecting ships, cannons, harpoons, rowers and stuff? Well, dear people, you're free to feel disappointed. All we get is a gigantic, floating sphere of water containing a Mage from each of the competing teams. The competitors can somehow breath underwater, and the last one to remain in the wet dome will be the winner. In case only two participants remained, the organizers wil reward the one thrown out before 5 minutes by giving him/her the least amount of points out of all those in the sphere... even those who were thrown out beforehand.

Nice way to reward efforts, bunch of shitheads honorable organizers.

Today's guest is Rabian. If you haven't realized, the link is to make it easier for you to find the character's page before going: "Oh, I see, it's this guy! Who the fuck still remembered him?". Anyhow, the participants are introduced, and, aside from Cerberus' Rocker, sporting an embarassing speedo, all the other Mages swimming around the dome are females clad in more or less revealing swimsuits: Lamia's Chelia, Pegasus' Jenny, Mermaid's Risley (fat version, ewwwww!!!!), Fairy B's Juvia, Sabertooth's Minerva and Fairy A's Lucy. A minute could be spent noting how Lucy's body seems to "benefit" from the presence of water, and how Minerva must have stolen her swimsuit from her granny's wardrobe.

The event starts, and Lucy goes to the offense, summoning forth Aquarius, who has her usual assault neautralized by Juvia and then leaves for a date. Useful as a handjob given by a transsexual, as a friend of mine enjoys saying. Children, don't try at home.

Taking advantage of the confusion, Jenny kicks Rocker out of the dome without the Cerberus Mage managing to do anything nor cast any Magic.

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No, I won't say anything. I won't give Mashima any satisfaction.

Let's move on to Risley, who avoids one of Chelia's attacks by turning into her slim form, much to our eyes' relief. Lucy is almost thrown out of the sphere by Juvia, but she's saved by bikini'd Virgo and Aries. Remnant Chapati wonders why Fairy Tail A didn't send Wendy out in Lucy's place, unable to appreciate Lucy's... qualities... as Juvia throws most of the other competitors out with a water attack packed full of cartoonish hearts she wants to send Gray. That is, moments before being thrown out of the dome herself seemingly by Minerva's Magic, leaving Lucy and Sabertooth's "young lady" as the two finalists. The 5-minutes rule comes into effect in order to "keep the suspense until the end". Yeah, right.

Minerva states that she could send Lucy flying out anytime, but that she wants to see how much her opponent can endure her attacks, which come in unconventional forms, seemingly manipulating heat and heavy objects inside the completely void dome to strike the Celestial Spirit Mage... What's up with the woman's Magic? Whatever it is, Minerva manages to take Lucy's keys away from her without even nearing the girl, leaving her defenseless and open to her peculiar attacks as the 5 minutes rapidly go by... Just as there are only 31 seconds left, Lucy has the brilliant idea to spit some Nakama Crap. Minerva doesn't like the matter, and, after a second of surprise, proceeds to assault Lucy more and more fiercely, angrily berating Fairy Tail while she proclaims Sabertooth the world's top guild. Lucy's almost sent flying out of the dome... only to be teleported back in its center for Minerva to keep going at her. Such action doesn't please Fairy Tail, angering both the usual guys (i.e. Natsu, Gray and Erza, who have a staredown with the other, seemingly entertained members of Sabertooth), Gajeel and, hear, LAXUS. Ohoh, Minerva, you screwed yourself. Angering the scum's nothing special, but hey, making Gajeel angry... and, MOST IMPORTANTLY, making LAXUS angry...!!! Let me tell you, sistah, you're in BIG troubles. And that's not because you're wearing an embarassing swimsuit.

Arcadios, alarmed, orders the match to be stopped, and both Lucy's comrades and several doctors rush as Minerva suspends the girl's tormented and motionless body out of the dome. Lucy are you okay? So, Lucy are you ok? ARE YOU OKAY, LUCY? You've been hit by - You've been hit by a WesternEastern Whore!

What to say... The chapter wasn't drawn badly, but I had much higher hopes for an event called "Naval Battle"... Not to mention how Minerva's merely a crazy psycho and not the cool schemer we thought she was. Great.

IV - Chapter 292: All Feelings Unite

So, where were we? Oh, right. Minerva holding an unconscious and badly beaten Lucy out of the watery dome. Tired after sustaining the girl with a single arm for the whole week it took the chapter to come out, Minerva lets go of Lucy, who's rapidly grabbed by Natsu and Gray before she can hit the ground. Fairy Tail A's on the verge of assaulting Sabertooth's woman and her comrades who stood between them, but they merely leave the place after promising to get revenge on them and tell mama what they did to Lucy. No more candies for you, bad fanged cats!

Anyhow, Lucy survives thanks to Chelia's Magic, is moved to the infirmary and here receives her keys back from Happy, hugging them like a teddy bear and falling asleep. Makarov appears out of the blue and tells his boys that the administration decided to join their two teams in a single one to make up for Raven Tail's absence. Natsu spits some Nakama Crap. Next scene.

The matchups have been decided and are as following:

• Blue Pegasus vs Quatro Cerberus Puppy
• Mermaid Heel vs Lamia Scale
• Sabertooth vs Fairy Tail

Everyone cheers for the newly-reformed group and Nakama Crap is fired in the air like fireworks as Team Fairy Tail's obvious members set foot into the sandy arena to join the others. Such Mages are... Drumroll... Oh, come on, they're obviously the five required to engage each Sabertooth member in a staredown.

• Natsu and Gajeel look at Sting and Rogue respectively.
• Gray and Rufus stare at each other.
• Erza locks eyes with Minerva.
• Laxus and Orga menacingly observe each other. Man, this is what I was waiting for.

The chapter ends with Datong (adding a link in the <sarcasm>unlikely</sarcasm> case you guys didn't remember 'bout him) noting how, in the past, the Grand Magic Games were referred to as the "Dragon King's Festival", a "banquet" of humans, demons and dragons. An otherwordly orgy, if you guys want to put it that way. Wait, what does he mean by "in the past"? Weren't the Games created after X784, no more than seven years ago?

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Let's avoid coming up with intelligent questions. It will hurt less this way.

A well-drawn and pretty enjoyable chapter, despite the almost complete lack of events. Especially if we compare such chapter with the bunch of shit Mashima's been covering us with recently. This one had Laxus, at least. It's already something.

V - Chapter 293: The Perfume Dedicated to You

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WARNING!

The following review examines shit. Reading is not recommended to those with a weak stomach. Your writer declines any responsibility. Read at your own risk.

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The first battle in last chapter's list iys nearing is start, and confronting in the sandy field are Cerberus' Bacchus and Rocker and Pegasus' Ichiya (who else could a chapter named like this involve?) and the mysterious guy clad in a bunny suit. The crowd holds its breath as "Usagi" (fitting name, Abe) removes its mask.

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I don't want to raise your expectations folks. It's Nichiya. Yeah, the link should show how much you might remember 'bout this guy. It's merely that Exceed captain with the same face as Ichiya. It's not a new character, the Exceed is stating alone in the costume, without the need for another anthropmorhous cat holding him on his shoulders (our hearts are crying Abe). t's merely... Nichiya. This is Pegasus' secret weapon.

General shock for both the audience and the readers. Bacchus, clearly among the most eager to see the mysterious man, is disappointed, and as a result decides to knock Nichiya out with a single palm strike. BOOM, HEADSHOT!

Nichiya is downed. Blue Pegasus' secret weapon served no purpose, and a despaired Ichiya now suffers a barrage of attacks from Bacchus and Rocker. The latter has at long last its Magic revealed, and, be amazed, even NAMED: Drill Rock, allowing him to make parts of his body spin like drills for augmented offensive power and speed. Not bad at all, considering how many ideas Mashima could have used, and knowing that his ideas aren't often the good ones.

Anyhow, the fight continues with Ichiya getting beaten like a boxing bag, this until he starts thinking Nakama Crap 'bout his downed counterpart, pulls out one of his perfumes enhancing muscle mass (not the one we'd seen already in the Oración Seis arc; guess Mashima forgot 'bout that) and defeats both Bacchus and Rocker at the same time with a punch not unlike those seen in cartoons, sending them flying high in the sky.

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Oh My Fucking God. Seriously, OH - MY - FUCKING - GOD. The clash which was supposed to pit a melee specialist strong as (if not stronger than) Erza against the strongest Mage of a guild was solved by... A motherfucking cartoonish move. I don't even know what to say. Someone powerful as Bacchus was trashed by a single, Plot Armor-oozing punch, and the other Mage we expected so much from did NOTHING worth noting.

We might as well continue... Oh, no, wait. The rest of the chapter is shit too. We don't get to see Mermaid Heel vs Lamia Scale, the fight ending in an unseen draw, with Kagura and Millianna having fought Lyon and Yuka. Seriously, seeing as Jura didn't fight, Lamia rightfully earned its place among 2012's Top Retarded Guilds.

Up next for Fairy Tail vs Sabertooth is Natsu and Gajeel vs Sting and Rogue. SERIOUSLY???!!! WHAT A SURPRISE!!! THIS WASN'T OBVIOUS AT ALL!!!

The hell with you.

Oh, right, Igneel is seen in his usual "Lava Paradise" blabbering some nonsense.

Nice drawings for shit. A nice 2-panels shot of Ichiya showing a shitty expression before achieving his shitty victory. A Cover with Gray, Lucy and Happy sporting shitty cat outfits.

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Shit.

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Welcome to another issue of The Earth Land Chronicles. This article will be the discussion of related things in the Fairy Tail series, which will be presented in chronological order. This could include main villains, Dragon Slayers, Celestial Spirits, all in the order they were revealed. Our first series will be the story arcs of Fairy Tail, with an arc being done each month (though once in a while two). So let's continue with the Loke arc.

So after an epic war with Phantom Lord, the story takes a little break as well and gives us the short, but well told Loke arc. Loke's always been a pretty sketchy guy, and seemed to fear Lucy. Well we finally find out why when its revealed Loke is the Celestial Spirit Leo the Lion. He tells Lucy how he ended up being stuck in Earth Land, which was basically by inadvertently killing his former owner, Karen Lilica (who was a hag anyways and deserved it). Loke then reveals he can no longer stay in the human world though and is about to die. Lucy gets all emotional and brings the Celestial Spirit King before them. Now honestly, any other king would have just zapped Lucy and gone on with their lives if he was ever insulted, but this dude actually hears Lucy out and actually decides to let Loke back in.

I love this arc because it focuses on Lucy as a person, and Natsu is completely thrown to the side, as well as the rest of Team Natsu. We forget a lot that Lucy is the narrator, and the main female, so it was nice for her to get a lot of attention here. Mashima also built up to this point well by having Loke always run away. The focus on Celestial Spirit Magic was also pleasing, as we got to see Lucy really improve when she summoned all her spirits at once. I'm not always the biggest Lucy fan, but you had to love her at that moment. Well that's it for now. Until next month!

Best Quote of the Arc: "It's not a sin!! Caring about your nakama's feelings is not a sin!"
Best Magic of the Arc: Celestial Spirit Magic
Best Moment of the Arc: Lucy slapping Loke!
Best Chapter of the Arc: The Star That Will Never Return to the Sky
Best Episode of the Arc: Celestial Spirit King

Okay, we only had one fight this month and it wasn't even really a fight, it was an event, but I have nothing else to review so...yeah. I know you would all like to point out that there were plenty of fights in the anime, but I refuse to watch the anime. It's awful. XD. Anyhow, moving on. This fevent (mixture between fight and event) was okay. It had the potential to be good but it was ruined in certain points. The participants in this fevent were Lucy, Juvia, Minerva, Chelia, Jenny, Risley, and Rocker. This fevent shows promise as Lucy summons Aquarius right off the bat and her and Juvia clash. However, once again, Mashima has to make room for Lucy to get her ass beat so he makes Aquarius "go on a date". That joke has gotten old. It's not funny anymore, it's annoying. So, after Aquarius' departure, Juvia dominates all of her competition with the exception of Minerva and, by luck, Lucy. However, Juvia is thrown out of the arena and her shining moment is ruined once again by her infatuation with Gray. -______________- That is SERIOUSLY getting old. Juvia's entire character is now completely centered around Gray. For shame Mashima, for shame. Now, once Juvia is out Minerva and Lucy battle briefly before Minerva prepares to kick her out of the arena. However, Lucy gives a speech about how she can't give up and Minerva seemingly stops her attacks...only to continue them more brutally than before. She tortures Lucy and establishes herself as the bitchiest bitch in the entire series. And what's worse is the cocky smiles on her teammates faces. But, it's okay. Sabertooth is going to get their ass handed to them in the near future. Erza said it best. They've picked the wrong guild to piss off. This fevent get's a 6/10.

Hi. This is the sixth of the (hopefully) many monthly shots of nostalgia I can provide for you Fairy Tail fans and wiki readers out there. With the quick progress of the series, we've been slowly forgetting the awesome moments of Fairy Tail's past, and so Nostalgic Magic aims to prevent memory loss by reminding you of the Fairies' history as well as stab you a hundred times over with a bayonet while screaming "ARE YOU NOSTALGIC YET?!?!?"

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This Month's Feature:

Perfume Magic is an... odd type of Magic. This makes sense though as its used by a very off (and ugly) man, Ichiya Vandalay Kotobuki. First shown during the Oracion Seis arc, the Magic seemed pretty stupid (or Ichiya made it seem stupid). Little did we know though that some of Ichiya's perfumes could enable him to be one of the most powerful Mages in his guild. We first get a glimpse of the Magic when Gemini impersonate Ichiya and use Pain Perfume. This attack was enough to hurt one of the Ten Wizard Saints, Jura. Soon after the real Ichiya uses a pain relieving perfume. So a bit of a lame start at first, but when things get rolling we are introduced to Ichiya's Power Perfume, which gives him scary looking muscles and makes little girls run away from him cry to their mommies (rightfully so). It isn't all for looks though, as Ichiya was able to crush one of Nirvana's legs with this spell and escape its destruction.

The Magic truly shines in the latest chapter though! Who knew Ichiya had it in him to defeat an S-Class Mage such as Bacchus (as well as some pointless side character). Although Perfume Magic seemed like just a weird joke at first, it definitely became something to... well... sort of fear. (And hears to hoping Erza and Ichiya face off one day!)

Want to see your future? Then read on!

	ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
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TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
Yum, Yum, Yum Pitbull - Bon, Bon(03:37) 25 views

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	GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
	So Sad... :( Abigail & Brittany Hensel - The Twins Who Share a Body(45:29) 28 views

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CANCER (June 21 -July 22)
FUCK YOU RAI Cee Lo Green - FUCK YOU (Official Video)(03:54) 26 views

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	LEO (July 23 - August 22)
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VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
For My Entertainment Adam Lambert - For Your Entertainment(03:37) 17 views

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	LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
	Atrevete Calle 13 - Atrevete te te(03:54) 16 views

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SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)
Aquarius Over Me Pitbull - Rain Over Me ft. Marc Anthony(03:54) 17 views

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	SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)
	Stupid Horse Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe (Explicit)(03:30) 15 views

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CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)
Sexy and I Know It LMFAO - Sexy and I Know It(03:24) 29 views

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	AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
	Bitchy Girlfriend Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats(03:19) 24 views

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PISCES (February 19 - March 20)
Retarded Double Hot Problems (official single) - Double Take(03:04) 30 views

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21:18, July 2, 2012 (UTC) Dear Nullpuding, How's the wheater down there? Sincerely, Herme 阿部 21:18,7/2/2012

Nullpuding: Shut up fucking fat teen with a prosthetic penis. Guilherme Abe : O_O The fuck? Who told you I have A FAKE PENIS! Nullpuding: Well, no one really. Guilherme Abe : >_>

16:33, July 26, 2012 (UTC) Dear Erza Scarlet, Who's stronger? You or Mira? XD Sincerely, Fairytailfanforever123 (talk)

Erza Scarlet: Hmm... *requips to Purgatory Armor* why don't you ask Mira herself?

Mirajane: Huh? Asked me what?

Fairytailfanforever123 : Uh, who's stronger? You or Erza?

Mirajane: *transforms to Satan Soul*

What the hell did you just ask?!

Fairytailfanforever123 :

11:27 , July 7 , 2012 Dear Natsu Dragneel, Do you like Lucy in the LOVE way ? Sincerely, Zoey--175.144.54.117 15:29, July 7, 2012 (UTC)

Dear anon, I, Natsu Dragneel, will answer your question with a question. Y U NO SIGN UP?! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

02:06, July 15, 2012 (UTC) Dear Gray, If you had Re-quip Magic like Erza (not as fast as her and can only change clothes), would you casual attire or stripping habits change/increase and how? Sincerely, ZenonR11

*strips* What? I didn't hear your question.

16:09, July 27, 2012 (UTC) Dear Laxus, What was the hardest thing you've ever had to do and why? Sincerely, TFG

Well, there was this one time. I had to go to a Halloween party and I-I-I'm not saying anything else!

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Fairy Tail and the Chamber of Art July 2012

Issue 6: June 2012

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Welcome to the The Last Pollbender! The page where we hold all kinds of polls each month to find out what Fairy Tail fans' opinions are on any and every subject!

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Issue 5 Poll Results
What is your opinion about the design of the List of Fights page? # Option Votes 1 I like it very much, but a redesign wouldn't hurt 63 2 I love it! The design is so awesome!!!! 13 3 It's gotten old and I know it can be done much better 3	In Fairy Tail's Volume 33 Extras, it was revealed that Freed Justine is gay. Your thoughts? # Option Votes 1 I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! FUCK ALL FREED FANS!!! 38 2 No surprise... boring... 30 3 Yeah he is gay. So what? I still love him. 23
The anime made Earth Land Sugarboy gay. Why do you think this is? # Option Votes 1 They were trying to be funny, but it wasn't... 53 2 They are trying to appeal to the homosexual fans 24 3 They wanted some variety in character personality 11	Why did Team Raven Tail loose so easily? # Option Votes 1 Because that will lead to an even bigger event in the future 69 2 Because they are just weak 28 3 Because Mashima wanted to showcase Laxus' Plot Armor 14
Who is the person in the rabbit costume?! # Option Votes 1 Someone completely new 69 2 Yet another Jellal... 14 3 A villain who is no longer a villain 10	Which main arc villain do you hate the most?! # Option Votes 1 Jiemma 60 2 Jose Porla 18 3 Faust 11
Which main arc villain do you love the most?! # Option Votes 1 Jellal Fernandes 101 2 Hades 10 3 Lyon Vastia 7

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The Wiki
Portal:Wiki Tail Wiki	Wiki Tail:Chapter 1
What do you think about the creation of this series?   I think it's an amazing idea you guys had! 33   It's great! 55   It's good, and I have high expectations for it. 9   WHEN DOES MY CHARACTER APPEAR?! 16   It sucks. Terrible idea. 7   The poll was created at 22:27 on July 31, 2012, and so far 120 people voted. Please wait, submitting your vote...	How would you rate this recent chapter?   5 54   4 16   3 38   2 1   1 6   The poll was created at 20:58 on July 26, 2012, and so far 115 people voted. Please wait, submitting your vote...

The Series
The Manga	The Anime
By the direction the plot of the story is going, many fans think that the Fairy Tail Series is going to end soon. How much longer do you think the series can run for?   1-50 chapters 5   50-100 chapters 2   100-150 chapters 19   150-200 chapters 8   200 chapters or more 140   The poll was created at 22:27 on July 31, 2012, and so far 174 people voted. Please wait, submitting your vote...	The Reborn Oración Seis is much stronger than the past Oración Seis, and it seems that in the Key of the Starry Sky arc, they will have big fights. Do you think they will be defeated?   I don't think they will be defeated so that the fans can see how much stronger Mages are now than they were 7 years ago. 5   No, they won't be defeated. I want them to be defeated later on the story once Fairy Tail becomes strong again. 4   Yes, they will be defeated and it will be crap. 124   They will be defeated by a group of Mages, instead of just 1 person. 16   The poll was created at 22:27 on July 31, 2012, and so far 149 people voted. Please wait, submitting your vote...

Speculation
Dragon King Festival	Michelle
What is the Dragon King Festival?   A festival of dragons, demons and humans of course >_> 36   A legendary battle! 15   The reason the dragons disappeared 95   Another tournament? 2   The reason for Eclispe 5   Dragon Soup! Yummy. 5   The poll was created at 22:27 on July 31, 2012, and so far 158 people voted. Please wait, submitting your vote...	So by the way the story is going, it starting to seem that Michelle is more than what she appears to be. Who the hell is she?   She is just Lucy's cousin 14   A secret spy! 48   Will Neville's daughter 7   One of Will Neville's disciples 30   She is affiliated to Zentopia 14   She is affiliated to Reborn Oracion Seis 42   The poll was created at 22:27 on July 31, 2012, and so far 155 people voted. Please wait, submitting your vote...

Favorites
Sabertooth	Sabertooth
Which Sabertooth member do you hate the most?!   Jiemma 20   Sting Eucliffe 11   Rogue Cheney 2   Rufus Lohr 2   Orga Nanagear 4   Minerva 140   Yukino Aguria (former) 2   The poll was created at 22:27 on July 31, 2012, and so far 181 people voted. Please wait, submitting your vote...	Which Sabertooth member do you love the most?!   Jiemma 1   Sting Eucliffe 18   Rogue Cheney 86   Rufus Lohr 5   Orga Nanagear 6   Minerva 7   Yukino Aguria (former) 60   The poll was created at 22:27 on July 31, 2012, and so far 183 people voted. Please wait, submitting your vote...

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Hi Everyone! This is Ishthak and once again welcome to my Shop!

I'm not the fan of figures made for anime series, still I cannot keep silent about those three. Lucy's figure was made only in one specimen. Scale is 1/6 from original, and clothes are changeable - in her white/blue pre-timeskip outfit or, as you can see at the photo, in white swimsuit. It's unofficial. On the other hand - Natsu and Gajeel's figures are official, made by Tsume Art, only limited to 3,000 pieces. Scale is 1/8. Both are sculpted by Romaine Clouet and painted by Guillaume Hémery. Price: 106.55 only in pre-order via website (Lucy's $125.99)

LucyLucy | GajeelGajeel | NatsuNatsu

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The first thing I thought about this plush was simple WTF?! It's one of the ugliest plush I have ever seen! Happy looks like someone stamped/sited/punched his face pretty hard and... he enjoys it! So I ask once again WTF?! Happy-After-Torture? Sit-On-My-Face Happy? As Makarov said: "It's like eternal mystery... A never ending adventure!" Price: $16.99

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In our wiki we have a lot of singles... Even the toughest, declared single can feel a little bit lonely... And when this time comes you can use this! It's a special anime body pillow with LUCY for hugs/kisses/other things... You can even marry it! Full service. Laughing? You shouldn't have. Because wise man said... Price: $22.99

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Thank you guys/girls for so many good opinions about this little project. I'm very grateful! I will work even harder to find some strange/awesome/lame things about FT!