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The Official Fairy Tail Wiki Magazine, December 2015

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Contents 48
1. Cover
2. Table of Contents
3. Technical Updates
4. Sexiest Mage Alive
5. This Month in the Manga
6. This Month in the Anime
7. SuperNatural
8. Insufferable
9. Battle Arena
10. React
11. Fairy Tail and the Chamber of Art
12. Fairy Interview
13. The Last Pollbender
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Happy New Year, whores!

I hope the year is off to a good start for you.

So, Rai needed someone to do this, thus I've put together this article half-assedly cause Wrath has left and nobody else wanted to take this article up.

Also, I don't know what the answer to last month's puzzle is so, if you're reading this Wrath, please reveal if it you haven't already.

Recent Wiki Changes Discussion Report
The following changes have occurred on the wiki: Announcements and discussion results:
  • Clear Heart Clothing a.k.a the "Flame Pants" is gonna get a page. It's just that nobody has bothered to make it yet.
  • For some of Tempester's anime-only spells, it was decided that those which contradict the manga will be removed.

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IamJakuhoRaikoben Sexiest Mage Alive
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Biography December's Sexiest Mage Alive is none other than Cobr-, wait, I mean Erik. -____- He's a new Mage of Crime Sorcière and a former member of the Oracion Seis. His interests include: eavesdropping, bestiality with his pet snake, and homoerotic clothing. :P
Interesting Trait In love with a snake... woman.
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Who should be January's Sexiest Mage Alive?

The poll was created at 02:27 on January 7, 2016, and so far 238 people voted.

God This Month in the Manga
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This Month in the Manga

December 2015

So if you all recall last time, I had 3 job interviews to prep for so I couldn't do much work on this. Well, I got the job I most wanted. So yay! Also, I am changing how TMITM works, so read below.

So like I said above, I am revamping TMITM. It was a boring article to read before despite my best attempts at adding humor and it was even more boring to write. Rather than recapping what happened in the manga, I am going to write this more as an editorial and analysis of the manga. I will be going over the chapter and discussing key events and analyzing their significance. This will hopefully make things a little more interesting to read as instead of of having to comment on a recap, you can comment on an opinion and analysis. So here goes.

TMITM Ch 465

Right off the bat, the first thing I noticed with this chapter is it looks like Zeref has lost an arm. Mashima didnt provide a single clear shot of his left arm so we can't be 100% certain, but it does seem that way. This really speaks for two things. 1, its possible that at full power, Igneel could have killed Zeref if just the remnants of his power were enough to damage Zeref this much. We already know Igneel lost a significant amount of his power to Acnologia extracting his soul. During his fight with Acnologia, Igneel also used quite a bit of his power, so its likely what Natsu has is just the scraps remaining at the bottom of the barrel. The one thing I am not sure on is when Natsu got this power. If it was before Igneel left his body, this could actually be a significant portion of his power, but if it was after, when Igneel was dying, then its as I said, just the scraps, which really puts it into perspective how powerful Igneel was. He most likely could have destroyed Zeref's entire body at full power and that begs the question though of if Zeref would be alive even if his body were destroyed? Would he continue to exist in just a small skin cell or something? Thats something I am kind of curious about.

Anyway, my second point here is that Natsu used just about all of the power he got from Igneel in that one attack. While very impressive, all it managed to do was to take out an arm. You can see how weathered Natsu is after that attack. It is because of that that I don't get why people are so mad at Happy for taking Natsu away at the end of the chapter. Natsu blew everything. He had no chance of killing Zeref after that attack. Lets say Natsu used 70% of his power in that attack and all it did was take out an arm. If he used the remaining 30% do you really think it would have made a difference? If you are trying to destroy something and you drop a nuke on it and it does next to nothing, tossing in a hand grenade after that aint going to finish the job. If Natsu stuck around, all he was going to do was get himself killed. Happy did the right thing by pulling him out of battle. He saved one of Fairy Tail's strongest from committing suicide and allows him to fight another day. Natsu couldn't win then and there, but he could possibly win another day with a new strategy.

Now lets get to the big reveal of the chapter: The Dragon Slayers are from the past. I....don't like it. This has been a theory forever and while I liked it years ago, I don't think it works as well now. Everything was kind of neatly wrapped up, the reason Natsu and Gajeel couldn't leave Freed's runes was because of the dragons inside them. We had ages for all the dragon slayers except Gajeel and Natsu and when we found out that Natsu is END and is Zeref's brother, my mind kind of slowly started thinking Gajeel would be related to Acnologia. He was the other great mystery of the series whom we didn't have any idea about. We didn't have his age, his past, anything. To find out now that he is just an ordinary orphan chosen by Metallicana is disappointing in my mind. I would have really loved to see something done there.

One thing that needs to be cleared up is Anna. I don't know where people are getting this idea that she is super important to the story and saying she may have invented celestial spirit magic or whatever other crazy theory people are coming up with, but I think its pretty clear that Anna is not important, like, at all. All she did was open the Eclipse Gate to allow the dragons and dragon slayers to pass through. She then passed on word through her clan of the date to open it and it made its way down the line to Layla. Thats it. That is Anna's entire role in the series. The reason why Zeref thanked her was not because he loved her or because she was some super duper important character in the history of FT. Zeref thanked her because he believed he was about to die and that was thanks to Anna opening the gate to let Natsu pass through, which allowed Natsu to become strong enough to kill him. That is it. People are reading wayyy too much into this.

So with that all revealed now, Natsu is flown off by Happy and taking this entire thing in, it has me thinking that Acnologia will be the final villain of FT. I had thought Anksheram seemed a more likely candidate, but with everything that we now know, that the dragon slayers only exist now because they wanted to defeat Acnologia, that he was so powerful that they needed to travel 400 years into the future to have the necessary power, it all seems like Acologia is even more of a monster than we may have thought.

All in all, this was a simply fantastic chapter. So much was finally revealed and so many new implications. Amazing.

This chapter... there was so much to it that it took me forever to compile my notes and things I wanted to say on it. So we start out with Zeref and like I said with the last chapter, Natsu was not going to beat him and that is what Zeref is acknowledging here. He says there is no longer anyone capable of stopping him, meaning Natsu wasn't going to succeed and with that, all his doubts are gone and he is accepting his role as the villain. Zeref had still been split here it seems. One of the things the last chapter did so well that I loved was casting this good guy image on Zeref. He was trusted by Igneel, he gave up his little brother to save the world. Yet in 400 years he has come to be the greatest villain the world has ever known and so now we have this split in Zeref of will he be a good guy or villain in the end and here he is suggesting he is accepting the role of the villain, which I thought was pretty cool for having said so little.

So now we come to Natsu and I am really torn on him. He has to make the decision of will he tell the guild everything he learned or will he keep it to himself. Its a classic accepting your fate trope but I am not really sure how it will play out because it seems so stupid to hide it when this is game changing stuff, but at the same time, it isnt like Natsu to talk about stuff like this. So what do you guys think? Will he act in the best interest of the guild and let them know everything or will he keep it all to himself? All I can say is I hope we don't get a Final Fantasy X ending for those that understand the reference.

Not much to say about this next part because it is what it is, just a setup for things to come but it does look like we will be getting Kagura vs Dimaria since Kagura seems to be the leader of the Fiore forces and Dimaria is clearly leading that part of the Alvarez forces. That battle is going to be amazing and I cannot wait. Elsewhere we have set up for Bloodman who is clearly Bloodman because people are coughing up blood (suck it Wrath).

Alright, on to the big stuff. I loved the way the next part of this chapter was done. The chapter is titled Assassin so we are all guessing who the assassin may be. Along comes Jacob and we learn he is a master of assassination magic. So obviously this leads everyone to believe he is the assassin and therefore he must be important. My mind is now racing trying to figure out why Jacob must be important. He is traveling with two of the most important story wise members of the spriggans. He is an assassin. Maybe he is there to assassinate one of them? or maybe his role is going to be to take out Zeref? I was searching for something to justify his importance and then Mashima hits us with Marin, who, fed up with the way Brandish treats him, tries to assassinate her. I loved it. It was perfect. The signs were there, we knew he wasnt happy, we knew he was around, but Jacob drew all the attention away so that Marin could come in with this big shock. Obviously Brandish won't die as she is already very important to the story, but just the way the scene was done had me so excited.

Fantastic all around chapter.

And thats all for this time folks. Hope you like the format. If not....screw you!

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This Month in the Anime

December 2015

Ultra: Hey people!

The Wiki: What are you up to!? You don't watch the anime!

Ultra: You're not wrong about that, but since Wrath has left the Magazine, someone had to do this till we could find a replacement writer.

The Wiki: If you disappoint us you're dead! ಠ~ಠ

Ultra: I'll keep that in mind, representative of the wiki's collective conscious. For now, let's get it started!

TMITA - Ep262

Well, this was easy enough to catch up on. The episode starts out with some flashbacks of Natsu and the Twin Dragons of Sabertooth fighting Mard. But when they're about to be taken out, Gray shows up and saves their asses before being knocked down by...Jiemma. Where the hell has he been for the last 100 or so chapters? Right, so he takes on the Twin Dragons while Natsu and Gray team up against Mard.

There's also what appears to be a brief flashback on Erza taking out Kyouka with the whole "losing my friends is worse than this pain" crap and standing up in spite of having no senses. Thank god I didn't have to review that episode.

So while various Fairy Tail Mages are expositing easily inferable, Acnologia is fighting Igneel. Meanwhile, Jiemma is knocking around the Twin Dragon Slayers while Mard, having transformed, is basically making Natsu and Gray eat dirt by dragging their heads through the ground in a scene that's more unintentionally comical than actually suspenseful.

During his fight, Jiemma goes on and on about "strength" cause that's the kind of 1-dimensional character he is. Sting and Rogue retort that thanks to Fairy Tail, they've learned the importance of friendship and all that jazz, allowing them to defeat their former master and collapse, leaving it all to Natsu cause "protagonist power", thus concluding this incredibly unnecessary battle.

Elsewhere, Natsu and Gray are thankfully having a bit more trouble against Mard Geer. As they fight, they do break free of Mard's clutches, who then hits them when Memento Mori, a strong spell that seemingly causing their elimination as they're nowhere to be seen when the dust clears. He claims that when E.N.D is resurrected, he can then kill Zeref.

This episode was just....blegh. Aside from the Igneel vs. Acnologia content, everything else is just a pain to get through. Both Erza's fight and the Twin Dragon Slayer's fight end with basically the characters talking about the power of friendship and beating their opponent, as so many others before them. Exposition that just delivers what the audience either already knows or can infer doesn't help at all either.

Verdict: 3 / 10

TMITA - Ep263

Did anyone expect that Natsu and Gray would be dead? Doubtful. As expected, both of them are alive but Gray faints cause the power he got from Silver was what saved them and how he's exhausted. So, of course, he's gonna leave it to Natsu. Dear lord, they should just rename themselves the "Natsu dick-riding guild".

Anyways, Ichiya and Blue Pegasus send out a message to other guilds about Face. Lamia Scale, Quatro Cerberus (I still like Quatro Puppy, lol) are out and decide to do something about Face. We also see Mermaid Heel get ready to help, causing Mega to cream his pants. Unfortunately, this is Fairy Tail, and that means their attempts are effectively useless unless the series needs them to be useful and/or doesn't want to wank the power of its protagonists. Nothing that the other guilds can do to the Face devices can phase them.

Meanwhile, Natsu takes on Mard Geer Tartaros in a 1-v-1 match. He fights him and even uses Dragon Force in the fight, saying he "inherited [it] directly from Igneel". It does look cool but I think that the ability to use Dragon Force should've been something he worked towards, rather than "inherited". He does take down Mard though, allowing Gray, who wasn't out, to finish him off from the ground. Sadly though, we also have to watch Erza take out Kyouka. >_>

With Mard gone though, Natsu and Gray argue over the book of E.N.D. and Gray refuses to listen to Natsu even though Natsu was told what to do by Igneel, someone who has dealt with E.N.D. before. No, Gray's too devoted to following the desires of that father of his, whose chest he put a hole though.

Anyways, the countdown of Face reaches 00:00 and Magic begins to disappear. The Fairy Tail Mages feel the effects too. Their bodies grow weak and Lisanna's Animal Soul disappears, rendering a view unto Lucy. Thankfully though, the unnecessary fanserivce is brief and we start to see the more important problems that are occurring.

However, we then see the solution to the problem arise. No, it's not the protagonists working together to solve things. It's the Dragons. An unexpected force has come in to save the day. Y'know, those Dragons who disappeared when those they were training and raising were young. They're here and they take out the Face devices as the Mages watch them from afar.

Ugh...I'm going to say this episode is about as bad as the last one. While I am glad that Gray had an important role in beating Mard Geer Tartaros, the unnecessary fanservice (which would've been fine if it weren't treated like a joke) and ridiculous appearance of the Dragons coming in to save the day really drags it down.

Verdict: 3 / 10

TMITA - Ep264

So, most of this episode's first half is centered around the Dragons destroying the Face devices while all the Mages of Ishgar marvel over their own inability to be of use (lol). However, it's then that we get the exposition of this episode in which Igneel (whose voice I hate cause it's the narrator's voice and doesn't fit him imo) reveals that one reason the Dragons were inside the Dragon Slayers all along for the purpose of creating antibodies inside them to prevent the dragonification that affecting Acnologia, like in that story from way back when.

Before he can reveal the other reason though, Acnologia, whom he'd seemingly defeated, rises up and the two resume their battle in the skies. As expected, Acnologia isn't really afraid of E.N.D. but sadly, he's a generic "I want to destroy everything!" villain. Granted, his history and status prevent him from being as poorly written as Zero in an absolute sense, but I still regard such motivations as being inherently bad for a series that is attempting to be dramatic.

Anyways, the two do have a nice battle in the skies while on the ground Natsu and Gray continue arguing about the book of E.N.D until suddenly, Zeref shows up to reclaim it. At the same time though, he imprisons Mard Geer back in his own book before burning it. Confronted by Gray, he said he merely had no more use for Mard. So...Zeref apparently acknowledges the value of life, but is still willing to throw his underlings away because they aren't useful at a given moment...yeah that totally makes sense >_>

So while fighting, Igneel is suddenly on the receiving end of a beating and tells Natsu telepathically that the other reason the Dragons were inside the Dragon Slayers was so that they could beat Acnologia, ergo waiting for an opportunity. The reason they never told the Dragon Slayers about this is.....never explained. Ok... >_>

The fight does end well though, as Igneel takes out Acnologia's hand but loses most of his body in the process, sending him plummeting down to the ground. Seeing this, Natsu begins remembering all the times he had with Igneel when he was a kid. Watching this, as well as Igneel's subsequent obliteration at the hands of Acnologia's roar, Natsu is understandably devastated as the sun then begins to rise.

Natsu watches Igneel fall

This episode is...actually fairly improved over the last two. Granted, I still don't think it's legitimately good but it's not nearly as badly handled as it could have been.

One thing I'd also like to mention is what I presume to be character development for Natsu. Back in 2013, we briefly had a discussion in a podcast regarding this scenario and while it played out differently (the key being the substitution of Acnologia for E.N.D) we were of the opinion that it could be great. You can listen to it from the specified point by clicking here.

Differently, but still regarding Natsu, the flashbacks to his childhood with Igneel are quite the mixed bag for me. While important character building aspects to be sure, they are all being given to us now. We've had very little of this ever given to us before thus we never fully understood the relationship beyond the superficial level of parent-child. Not to mention, it hammers further the point that Natsu never truly tried to find Igneel. While he did go to Hargeon once (hence his meeting with Lucy in the first episode) and he "tried" to follow Gildarts' lead on the black Dragon, he's never really been shown as having done anything to further his original goal of finding Igneel.

The episode suffers a lot from similar issues shared with other episodes as well as problems with the series in general, but it does manage to competently deliver some content, which is quite welcome. Anyways, I don't wanna be too negative here; I did enjoy this episode more than the last two.

Verdict: 6 / 10

TMITA - Ep265

Back at the guild, that little tease over getting to see Lumen Histoire is gonna have to be put on hold. Since the Dragons bailed everyone out, there's no need for that. Mavis, having been conspicuously absent for the entirety of this war, suddenly shows up though to tell Makarov that it's fine and that this apparently just wasn't the right time.

Back at the battle field, the Dragons reveal that they were previous killed by Acnologia. Sadly, we don't get to see it but they do tell us that they stayed in their Dragon Slayer's bodies so that they could extend their lives, in addition to the previously-mentioned antibody thing. Apparently, they can also manipulate memories, which is why Sting and Rogue think they killed their Dragons. No idea why the others didn't manipulate their kids' memories into something to make sure that the kids didn't simply think that they were abandoned.

So, the Dragons disappear, Gajeel and Metalicana even have some amusing banter. Evidently though, Igneel was a big human enthusiast and loved them. Probably why he adopted Natsu way back when. Too bad he didn't ever explain the situation to him and just let the poor kid think he'd been abandoned. Anyways, their spirits pass on but Igneel, despite being seemingly dead, tells Natsu to stand on his feet despite his sadness and that he'll be watching over him in spirit.

A week later, things are being rebuilt cause man did Tartaros ever wreck the shit out of the continent. The guild members are all sad over their guild building being destroyed (again) and elsewhere, the Thunder God Tribe are watching over Laxus. Freed even has a nice speech about his powerlessness that is sadly ruined by some inappropriately timed comedy. Suddenly though, Laxus wakes up and hugs them all close. Kinda awkward but moderately understandable. Still, I wish he would be more distant.

Meanwhile, Wendy's hair is restored to its normal length 'cause Mashima says. Gajeel's taking a snooze nearby, in a scene that would definitely remind my teammates of what I do in the office. At his house, Natsu is packing up to go away, but has a letter he needs to give first.

Far away, in what appears to be the ruins of his old home (didn't he live seriously far away?), Gray is sitting alone when suddenly Juvia approaches. Her hips apparently don't feel the cold. So, she tells him she killed Keith, who was controlling Silver and thus no longer has the right to love him. He seems angry at first, but then Gray suddenly hugs her. Admittedly I still think Gruvia as a pairing sucks, Juvia sucks and Gray is boring as hell, but this scene is actually quite well done.

Elsewhere, Erza is sitting all alone on what appears to be the same riverbed from Gray's flashback in the Tower of Heaven arc. She's remembering her torture at the hands of Kyouka as well as her captivity in the Tower of Heaven when she was a kid. Thinking about how it all came to be, she suspects that she'll be having trust issues in the future. This could actually be the start of some great character development for her, like if she relapsed to her "armor-wearing" persona from way back when. PTSD isn't really something manga do but this could be the start of it.

Except it's not. Jellal just shows up after having been god-knows-where (he does appear in the background a few times in previous episodes but those were never even worth mentioning) and basically tells her she's great. He is the darkness, she's the light and so she'll be fine and that she should incinerate them, basically.

Dear lord, Mashima. this is NOT how you tackle PTSD! You're supposed to slowly identify the issue, diagnose the symptoms, have the person start to work on it. After that, you work towards curing it over the course of time. This is just a general overview, but the point remains. As she is working on it, and perhaps it's really hard, that would be where Jellal could come in. Furthermore, this is NOT how you tackle the JellalxErza relationship! Show us that they're better together than separated but are technically fine either way. Show us that there is a connection between them that justifies them being together. Show us that they bring out the best in one another and can help one another overcome their problems! But of course, you won't do that. Oh, no, that'd make too much fucking sense. Gah....

Minerva's brought back to the Sabertooth Guild and begins crying uncharacteristically. Thankfully though, the camera isn't pointed at her boobs like it was back with Flare in the Sun Village arc.

At night, Makarov is met by Doranbolt, who reveals that he completed his mission to erase everyone's memory of Lumen Histoire's existence. He doesn't want to erase his own though, and Makarov says it's fine revealing that he is actually a Fairy Tail member. Evidently he erased his own memories so he could infiltrate the council. Why? I...don't have a clue; they don't tell us. But apparently, Makarov wants to disband Fairy Tail. Because...that's never revealed either. And all that stuff he's said all this time about the importance of the guild?

At her house, Lucy finds the letter from Natsu, saying he's going away for a year. With Aquarius gone, Lucy's now all alone and runs after him, shouting and crying. Oh, Happy's going too, but you guys know that I'm more than happy (lol) to be rid of him =D

Well, we close off with a little montage of various scenes of the Tartaros arc. The arc started off awesome but honestly became pretty crap as it progressed. I'm at the end of it now and unless the anime has done something far worse than the manga, I stand by my decision to stop reading and I still consider this Fairy Tail's worst arc.

This episode in particular though has be seriously bugged. On the one hand, I do like the departure of the Dragons. I do wish more had been explained about them but this is not as bad an ending as the ending to the Grand Magic Games arc.

While the Gruvia scene was handled well in my opinion, the Jerza scene was terribly done. Character relationships should not be built like that and Jellal should be more than what he has been so far. I can definitely understand the feelings of Jerza fans who disliked this. Just to be certain too, I went and looked at the manga chapter and it was basically the same thing. It's a fact that this pairing will end up happening; I just wish we had some good moments for the two of them separate and alone.

Coupled with the peculiar decision to disband the guild (which I've been told was rendered irrelevant shortly later and made no sense to begin with based on certain scenarios), there's the fact that Natsu apparently values his friends and yet can't say goodbye in person, making me wonder what his arbitrary problem is.

Verdict: 2 / 10

Aaand...that's it' folks! This has been the four episodes of this month's Fairy Tail anime!

Overall Score for This Month in the Anime: 3 / 10

Verdict: A disappointing conclusion to an arc that started out so promising.

Next month though will be the premier of the anime adaption of Fairy Tail Zero. That ought to be good. Whoever is reviewing that next month, I hope you enjoy.

Till then, this has been Ultraprime2! Take care and have a Happy New Year!

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Hello, everyone! Last month I featured Sayla and I created a poll to ask you guys' opinion on who I chose to portray her (Grace Phipps). I posted the results of that poll below. 74.3% of you thought it was a good choice. 19.3% of you thought it was okay. And 6.4% of you thought it was bad. My choice for Sayla got GREAT reception! Let's hope my choice for Gildarts gets even better reception! :D To the 6.4% of you who didn't like my incredible choice... you can go fuck yourself. ಠ_ಠ

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I personally think Chris Hemsworth is a phenomenal fit for Gildarts. Gildarts naturally exudes a certain manliness that very few actors can capture. Mainly because it's not something that's capturable in my opinion. You either got it or you don't, and Chris definitely has it. ^___^ The only thing that I think throws off the match is that Chris is a good deal younger than Gildarts, but I personally don't find that much of an issue. So, what do you guys think? Is he a good match for Gildarts? Do you know an actor who'd fit better? If so tell me in the comments! ^__^ And if you don't think Chris is a good choice, I'd really like to know why. And even if you do think he's a good choice, I'd like to know why in the comments. So comment!

Is Chris Hemsworth a good match for Gildarts?

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Who should I feature next month?

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Hey everyone!

So, I was recently thinking about the end of 2015 and remembered some cool facts about the time of year. While pondering them, I figured that they would make a pretty good article if I put some creativity into it.

As a result, we've got this article now. I know it's already 2016, but I really hope you guys enjoy it and I wish you all a Happy New Year.

As we all know (or should), December 25th is the birth day of one of the most important men to ever walk the earth. I assume you all know to whom I am referring, but I shall let the prominent astrophysicist do it best.

On this day long ago, a child was born who, by age 30, would transform the world. Happy Birthday Isaac Newton b. Dec. 25, 1642.

—Neil deGrasse Tyson

Yes indeed, December 25th is the birth day of Sir Isaac Newton, one of the most influential scientists of all time. He's most famous for being hit on the head by a falling apple and discovering gravity, but one should know that that is not all that he did in life. Along with Gottfried Leibniz, he shares credit for the development of calculus, so there you go, Reli, you now know who to blame for you failing your classes in High School.

But what a lot of people don't know, and I myself didn't until I started looking into him, was that he was actually a pretty ballsy dude.

Did you know that when he was the warden of the Royal Mint, the place in Britain where they print the money. Back then, counterfeiting was out of control and even if people were doing it in the open, it was still difficult to convict them due to the ways the laws were set up. Isaac Newton wouldn't have any of that, however, and he went undercover to gather the evidence needed for effective prosecution. In just eighteen months, he got 28 people convicted for counterfeiting.

But hey, you guys aren't here for a history lesson. I did find a few interesting things about Sir Isaac Newton that you guys might like.

For example, did you guys know that he was the main villain in the anime Vision of Escaflowne? Admittedly, I haven't actually watched the anime (well, I did as a kid, but I don't remember jack about it) but according to TV tropes and the Escaflowne wiki (which someone really needs to spruce up), Sir Isaac Newton takes on the name "Issac Dornkirk". Apparently, he believed that everything in the universe, including fate and destiny, is caused by a force and everything is governed by a universal law. His theories and discoveries led him into the invention of machines that can predict and change the future.

Dude really let himself go, eh? Well, according to Wikipedia, the series never directly confirms that Dornkirk is Isaac Newton but it's left to be pretty obvious. If anyone has watched "Vision of Escaflowne", feel free to shed some light on this.

But I suppose some of you are wondering why this article is titled "Insufferable". Well, as many people who evidently knew Sir Isaac Newton in real life would attest, the dude was an insufferable genius. He never married and apparently died a virgin.

(He} was never sensible to any passion, was not subject to the common frailties of mankind, nor had any commerce with women—a circumstance which was assured me by the physician and surgeon who attended him in his last moments...

—Voltaire on Sir Isaac Newton

Hmm...a Brit who is an insufferable genius and has no interest in the opposite sex...where have I heard that before?

Holy crap!

Haha XD

Well, I wouldn't be surprised if some of the stories about Sir Isaac Newton inspired Sir Arthur Conan Doyle while he was writing Sherlock Holmes stories. It's certainly understandable.

Anyways folks, I just wanted to share with you these little tidbits I had found. I hope you enjoyed reading this article.

Again, I wanna wish you all a very happy new year and hope that your 2016 is great.


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I have no reason to think Angel could win this. The Spirits she has left are of below average, and her Angel Magic, from what we've seen so far, doesn't look all that impressive. She has stamina and resistance, with Rufus does not have to that extent, but I'm pretty sure the guy can end it quickly by forgetting all her spells and then generating his own powerhouse attacks, which even gave Gray a very hard time, especially during their first faceoff.
My vote goes for Rufus. His Magic is just way too versatile and can combat anything Sorano has in her repertoire to throw at him.
My name is Reli and I am a lazy hoe and don't do magazine stuff anymore

Votes for Sorano

I'm taking Angel on this one. I doubt we have seen the full capabilities of her angel magic and unlike Raven, I was actually impressed with it. If it works how I think, it seems like an upgraded celestial spirit magic, though she lost for plot reasons. I also think her ruthless attitude of wanting to win at any cost does well for her against an opponent like Rufus.
For the sake of being a devil's advocate, I'll vote for Angel. She has shown a pretty significant amount of durability. And while Rufus does have much more versatile magical capabilities, Angel is pretty skilled with the two forms of Magic that she does use.
The staff members have made their picks. Now it falls on you to decide. Place your votes in the comments before the deadline and your vote will be counted in the final tally.
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Sorcerer Logo 2 React!!
Sorcerer Magazine | Staff Project

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An article where the Sorcerer Magazine Staff is shown a video and asked various questions about it. Each month features a different video and all available staff members will provide their reactions to it.

If you have any suggestions for future videos that should be watched, please keep them to yourselves ;)

This month's video is:

Blind climber mistake reaction00:48

Blind climber mistake reaction

Fairy Raven Avatar FairyRaven | Writer
Are such news anchor fails common in Greek media?
A: Not at all, actually! And even when they happen, there's not that much of a buzz around them. Kinda boring if you think about it!
Ultraprime2 Avatar Ultraprime2 | Writer
Would you rather be gay or blind?
A: Well...shit. It'd suck to be gay cause I live in India and gay sex is actually illegal here. On the other hand, being blind would suck too since I'm used to seeing and I'd have to rely solely on my imagination for jerking off...goddamn it, Reli.
IamJakuhoRaikoben IamJakuhoRaikoben | M. Editor
How much did you laugh at her mistake?
A: I'm STILL laughing!!!!!!!! #DEAD
Relikz Relikz | Writer
What would it take for you to climb Mt. Everest?
A: A million dollars.... and a blowjob.

Happy New Year!

IamJakuhoRaikoben Fairy Tail and the Chamber of Art
IamJakuhoRaikoben | M. Editor

Sorcerer Logo 2 Fairy Interview
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A column where questions are asked to different characters in the Fairy Tail Series and are answered by the Sorcerer Magazine Staff
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This month's questions are:

  • Did you enjoy the Fairy Tail manga this year?
  • What's the best thing that happened on Earth this year?
  • Did you give anyone a Christmas gift? If so, what was it?
  • Tell us a brief story about something you did this year.
  • What is your New Years Resolution?
Fairy Raven Avatar FairyRaven | Writer
Did you enjoy the Fairy Tail manga this year?
A: I did, although the lack of Mirajane was evident ( ._.)
What's the best thing that happened on Earth this year?
A: Me turning 21, probably :D
Did you give anyone a Christmas gift? If so, what was it?
A: I gave my friends DVDs of all the girly shows I watch, but no one appreciated them! How dare they! Are Reli and I the only males on Earth appreciating quality TV?
Tell us a brief story about something you did this year.
A: What story could I possibly tell about my utterly, absolutely boring life?
What is your New Years Resolution?
A: My resolution for this year is to lose at least 20 pounds! That'll teach those wiki sluts who the fatty is.
IamJakuhoRaikoben IamJakuhoRaikoben | M. Editor
Did you enjoy the Fairy Tail manga this year?
A: Si! Me gusta manga.
Interviewer: Umm... could you maybe speak English?
Reli: No can do hombre.
What's the best thing that happened on Earth this year?
A: Lo siento. No hablo Ingles.
Reli: #LoSientoNoLoSiento. ;D
Did you give anyone a Christmas gift? If so, what was it?
A: Si esé. I gave Rai the Harry Potter movies - which is a very interesting documentary series about a boy with super powers!!
Interviewer: That's not a documentary... It's fictional...
Tell us a brief story about something you did this year.
A: Yo quiero Taco Bell... luego me lo comí....
What is your New Years Resolution?
A: La cirugía de cambio de sexo. ;)
Relikz Relikz | Writer
Did you enjoy the Fairy Tail manga this year?
A: I don't read the manga cuz I'm a loser. and it sucks. Fuck the manga. The manga should die.
What's the best thing that happened on Earth this year?
A: Digimon Tri came out of course!
Did you give anyone a Christmas gift? If so, what was it?
A: Yes, I gave my penis the gift of my right hand. It used it about 15 times on Christmas day.
Tell us a brief story about something you did this year.
A: Ok ok ok so I was at work and I was doing this excel sheet... [starts blabbing about his boring job]... taxes and... [more boring stuff]... and consulting... [i love you prime but your job sounds boring as hell]... but their timezones... [boring shit. XOXO Prime]... and it was awesome :D
What is your New Years Resolution?
A: To make my interviews funnier
Ultraprime2 Avatar Ultraprime2 | Writer
Did you enjoy the Fairy Tail manga this year?
A: Oh gosh, yes! Even though Juvia got shafted by Gray (and not in the good way!!!) I still enjoyed it. But Laxus' haircut is so ewwww >__<
What's the best thing that happened on Earth this year?
A: The Rock came back to the big screen in Furious 7! Poor Paul Walker though >:(
Did you give anyone a Christmas gift? If so, what was it?
A: I got myself a Baccarat Les Larmes Sacrees de Thebes! It's so useful to get the stench of Rai out of my mouth!
Tell us a brief story about something you did this year.
A: I saw a ghost in the bathroom! Her eyes got big as she yelled at me and said "I have to go." Why does a ghost need to use the bathroom!?
What is your New Years Resolution?
A: I'm gonna follow in the footsteps of Caitlyn Jenner (formerly known as Bruce)!

God The Last Pollbender
Real Godisme | Writer

Issue 46: October 2015

Welcome to the The Last Pollbender! The page where we hold all kinds of polls each month to find out what Fairy Tail fans' opinions are! Subjects are to our discretion. c:

Ey bitch, what should we do for the polls this month?
So just going to ignore me?
Because I left the fucking magazine, hoe!

Manga Anime
What did you think of Reinhart and Bloodman's appearances?

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