April's Sexiest Mage Alive is non other than Laxus Dreyar!! He's a 23 year old Mage of Fairy Tail that employs Lightning Magic and Lightning Dragon Slayer Magic as his main form of Magic. As mentioned below, he's a former douchebag antagonist that turned good and seemed to lose a great deal of personality and flare in the process. >___> He was reluctant to model for the mag, but we convinced him to do a spread for us. :D
Yo hoes, so this month we got a shit ton of chapters. For those of you who figured it out last month, I threw a hidden template on my article to hide that I actually did all my stuff for April fools. This month however, Imma pull a Wrath. My birthday was on the 30th and as my reward for reaching my quarter life crisis, Imma make these comical and half assed. Prepare yourself!
6 Chapters. lets do this.
So we start with Natsu being an idiot and trying to charge into the avatar base before Lucy, being the smart one tells him not to charge in blindly. So Lucy summons Virgo who comes out all tied up and then Tristan ruined his pants cause of his bondage fetish. Once we get past the one funny part of the chapter, Lucy shows off her Star Dress Virgo and they all burrow into the base. Natsu being Natsu though, decides not to be stealthy and yells out to Gray and causes Avatar to head to them. Abel is the first to arrive and shows off his use of Mr. Cursey but Natsu continues his new pattern and one shots him with a chop to the head. Next up Goumon shows up and sends some torture instruments flying at Natsu but Natsu one shots him as well. D-6 then arrives and decides he wants to be one shot as well so he does so. With three members down, Gray makes his appearance.
So this chapter sucked. As everyone knows, I despise the fact that Avatar has been built up to be such a huge threat only for them to all be one shot. This chapter made me lose faith in Mashima.
Wendy takes care of Juvia, unbuttoning her shirt to wash her down and stares in awe at her giant tits. Meanwhile Gray and Natsu duke it out and Lucy tries to talk Gray out of it but fails. Natsu gives a typical nakama speech but Gray will have none of it. When Gray says he doesnt care about Fairy Tail, Lucy steps in with the bitch slap. And while the chapter should have ended there, it goes on. Suddenly, Mary steps in and she makes Lucy fall to her knees. Goumon then gets up and restrains Natsu and Virgo. Abel then takes down Happy before Gray reveals that he has removed his guild mark in favor of the avatar mark. Meanwhile outside, Levy returns to Gajeel revealing she also is a member of the council and had infiltrated Avatar. Levy asks if Gajeel can fight Gray and Gajeel says they arent teammates anymore so he can. THE END.
Boring chapter again. Nice to see Avatar not completely one shot but still pretty disappointing.
With everyone now in a cell, Lucy tries to make sense of why Gray betrayed them. Suddenly, Goumon appears and says he is a big fan of Zeref and wrote the kanji of his name on his forehead but Lucy tells him that isn't it. Enraged by this, Goumon decides to torture Lucy. He explains various torture methods before Natsu enrages him again and he pulls out an axe and decides he is just going to chop Lucy in half. Before he can do so though, he is turned to ice by Gray who puts his back down to normal before pulling out his cell phone I mean miniature communication Lacrima and says code blue. He then tosses it to Natsu who ends up talking to Erza who reveals that Gray has been undercover.
So not a bad chapter. kind of funny. I don't know how I feel about Gray not being evil though. I like that Mashima avoided the overused rival turns evil trope, but at the same time, Gray is just boring again now.
Caught up in the fact that Gray is not evil, Natsu and co. try to question him but Gray says they need to go and says he will explain on the way. On the way, Gray explains that half a year ago he started getting markings and went to Porlyusica to help learn to control it. He then met with Erza and they hatched a plan. Erza told him not to tell Juvia cause it would endanger her. Erza then states that Avatar plans to wipe out an entire town to lure Zeref there and that is what the purification ritual is. Gray apologizes for deceiving them and they all agree to take down Avatar. Meanwhile, Avatar assembles en mass at a town called Malva. They state some nonsense about killing all of the people there to bring Zeref out but are disrupted when Team Natsu arrives and starts kicking their butts. Erza takes out a whole platoon while Lucy equips a new star dress as they prepare to take down all of Avatar.
Not terrible. Some explanation was necessary, and it was cool seeing Team Natsu back in action. We know that Avatar is just all going to get one shot though so none of this matters.
So everyone starts smashing up some Avatar bitches and OMG LUCY DOES SOMETHING USEFUL AND ISN'T JUST A JOKE. I AM IMPRESSED. So anyway, bla bla bla, everyone shows how strong they are before Briar, Mary and the others decide to step in. Erza continues to take out waves of people with no mercy cause she is Erza and then OMG ERZA HAS A NEW ARMOR AND ITS NOT FLAME PANTS. So she beats a bunch of bitches before Jerome steps in and reveals his dark sword corrodes anything it touches as it destroys Erza's swords before Erza takes him out in one hit and says she beat him before he realized she had touched him. OMG SO UNEXPECTED.
Well the chapter started out cool with Lucy doing something useful and Erza getting a new armor but then Jerome got one shot so I am over it. Bad chapter.
Briar attacks Gray and questions if everything he said was a lie and he says he was never evil and played her for a fool or something like that. So then Mary goes and attacks Lucy and Taurus with her black magic virus and it makes her....have to take a shit? Thats really all she can do? What a disappointing character. Anyway, Wendy shows up and nullifies it. Then Lucy goes and one shots Mary as we were all expecting. Back with Gray, Braiya uses her clone magic and splits into four distinct personalities, one of whom is in love with Gray, causing the now arriving Juvia to show up and one shot that one. Gray then freezes the rest and Braiya is done just like the rest of Avatar. Juvia then goes all Gray sama before she shows that she has picked up Gray's stripping habit as they both strip to fight the rest of the goons. Then Wendy is all "Hey, I want to show Im not a completely worthless loli meant only to give Tristan masturbation material" and goes Dragon Force and blows a bunch of bitches away. Then Arlock pretends he is not going to be one shot and says he will handle Natsu.
Im tired of the one shots. Really, I'm just tired of this arc already. We get it, everyone is really strong now. Hopefully after Natsu beats Arlock by giving him a mean look, we can get some real content.
Anyway, thats all for this month. I hope you enjoyed my eighth assed article. Now I expect all of you to say Happy Belated Birthday in the comments.
Le Sexy Me: Hot damn, the anime was fucking awesome this month. Like, I can't tell you what I like more: the manga colors; the small, but yet extremely funny fillers; MINERVA <3; the fact that it's 95% canon; it's all amazing! And the OP and ED, too, but we'll talk about that below. ;3
Okay, so we got a new opening, and can I please just say how awesome it all is? It was one of the best openings Fairy Tail has ever had, even if for just the hype of it all. We transition from Sun Village right smack into at least the somewhat middle of Tartarus Part 1. It was just so beautiful (and spoilery, lol! If you're an anime-only viewer, I'll just tell you that the scene where Natsu was thinking of Igneel and Lucy had Aquarius' key was just so damn full of spoiler goodness XD). Though tbh, there were spoilers everywhere, but if you just have a "no spoiler opening" then you're going to get Mysterious Magic and BREAK OUT, so they (the spoilers, not those two openings >_>) weren't that all bad. You have Natsu battling Jackal, who no one knows, Laxus with Tempesta, who no one knows, a little bit of spoiler on the battle between Wizards vs. Hunters, and tbh, the biggest spoiler of them all is Jellal & Meredy with the OS (though Cobra with Doranbolt was pretty bad too XD). Though instead of hammering the opening with comments of "Lel spoilerz omg bad!" look at it from the perspective of an anime-only viewer. They are like, "Oh, Laxus is going to fight so-and-so!" and "Natsu gets a battle with a cool-looking villain!", and best of all they are going to jizz in their pants because they saw the entire OS in a pan shot. Oh well, it was fucking awesome as shit! Better than STRIKE BACK, but unfortunately still outclassed by ft. I guess we can all hope that something of its caliber will come along.
This. Episode. Was. Amazeballs. From start to finish. To start, we have the bath scene where there is not just hilarious lesbian action, but also some hilarious filler homo guy action (Freed x Laxus shippers probably died). But in the bath, the girls talk about Lucy's tits being deliciously handled by Natsu during the GMG, and they also talk about how all these people are out on these different jobs since an influx of requests occurred after the Grand Magic Games. They also think they see Erza in the bath, but it turns out it's Flare, and more hilarity occurs after when Flare tries to "wash" Cana's body with her hair, lol. Flare gives some sob story about how Raven Tail disbanded after the GMG and that she has nowhere to go, but she trolls us and says that she in no way wants to join Fairy Tail, lol. Her appearance is foreshadowing anyway. >_>
So we also learn that Natsu and Gray went out on a mission together but they haven't been back in three days, so Wendy, Lucy, Carla and Erza go out to find them after they all get back from missions, but according to Happy, who they find dehydrated and ravaged, they finished the mission almost immediately but then started to fight for three days, only stopping to eat and sleep, because why not? Erza tries to stop them but they punch her in the face, and then she proceeds to kick their asses. =) They go back to the guild, and everyone is told by Natsu and Gray that they are requested to be paired together almost all the time, and that is why they had to go on that specific mission together. So blah, blah, blah, something about mentioning Borwatt Town, and then Makarov gets a request that details that Natsu and Gray go and complete, but Makarov sharts his pants because it's not just any request from anyone: it's a request from Warrod Sequen, the 4th ranked Wizard Saint!
So Natsu and Gray are accompanied by Wendy, Carla, Happy, Lucy and Erza, and they travel to Warrod's house, and find that not only does he look like a tree, but he also has a mad fucked up sense of humor. ( .___.) Okay... Anyhow, after some useless banter and hilarious jokes, they go outside and Warrod basically says that he goes around and stops deserts from expanding with his magic, and that he came across a frozen village called the Sun Village, which worships a giant, ever-burning flame as their deity. Long story short, they accept the request, and Warrod creates a giant sakura tree to carry them a really long distance (I think it was a few hundred kilometers? I can't recall), and after they leave, Warrod goes into flashback mode and thinks back to the day Fairy Tail was created...and he was a founding member! We can see Mavis, him, Precht and, if you guys aren't familiar, a blond game whose name is Yury Dreyar. Pretty easy to figure out: he's Makkie's dad! After that, we get the whole, "you youngsters are gud stuff" and the episode ends.
Also, mid-episode inserts! They're awesome. =)
Eh, not really a fan. The song is okay at best, imo. I'm not really a fan of pop music in general, so the hollow, mechanical aspect of her voice really kind of put the tone off. >_> That's mostly the lyrics, though; the actual composition was okay, and we get a different ending card every week! It's all art personally made by Mashima, and it makes me think that they must have really, really loved Tokyo Ghoul Root A, because they did something similar (a different ending animation every week, however theirs was much better and the ending was 10000000000000x more awesome...). Oh well, we're stuck with it. XD
This one is pretty straightforward. Basically after unnecessary recaps, we get to the Sun Village, and after some pitter-pattering around the...pink...purple...magenta (?)...ice, they find out the place is home to giants. Gray sees all the ice and goes all PTSD about Ur and Deliora, and after a whole lot of me not caring, Gray and Natsu try to unfreeze the village, because apparently it would have been totally necessary for a Wizard Saint to request you guys to unfreeze a village if it could have been done in .476 seconds. >_> So now we get introduced to these three treasure hunters who are after the prized treasure of the village: the Eternal Flame; to really hit home how they're going to steal it, they reveal liquefied Moon Drip (link included for all you forgetful folks) and then book it, with Team Natsu in close pursuit, realizing that they can use the Moon Drip to unfreeze the village!
Right after, we are introduced to the secondary antagonists of this arc, members of the Dark Guild Succubus Eye, and the members sent on this mission are the later-named Doriate (or Doriath, whichever) and...Minerva! She joined a Dark Guild and is now seeking revenge on Erza. Decent.
So Team Natsu + others catch up to the treasure hunters and engage in combat, only to find that the hunters are more than a match for the wizards (no play-by-plays, here ( ^___^)). So elsewhere, we see that Erza has made her way to this giant mountain, looking for the Eternal Flame, and after she climbs to the top, she suddenly turns into a child! Holy crap. ( .____.)
This episode was pretty good. Essentially, Erza freaks out because she is now a child and thinks about how her life will change if she cannot go back to normal, the biggest problem to her being that Jellal will not love her anymore and that Doranbolt will touch her. ...right.
So back with the wizards and hunters, the fight is still pretty even between the two, but after some time, when they aren't looking, Gray steals the Moon Drop from the hunters and plays hot potato with it, until Happy tries to catch it and fails. Rofl XDXD, he's such a little bastard. The Moon Drip shatters and melts a tiny portion of the ice; Happy asks Natsu to smack his ass if he's going to hit him (little masochistic kitty), but Natsu puts his face right in da dirt and says that he hears a voice, one that he's heard before, too. Natsu then runs away to look for the voice, but then ends up running into Doriate, who is revealed to be the one who has turned Erza into a child, as he does so to Natsu too, with his magic, the Law of Retrogression!
So after this we cut to Erza trying to use magic, which she does, but with difficulty; after she runs into Minerva, and all hell begins to break loose. =) Minerva reveals to Erza that she is a child because of Doriate, as well as that she does not care about being in a Dark Guild as long as she has power. Back with Natsu, his magic power is lowered, as are his offenses and defenses, and he is completely overwhelmed by Doriate. He then plays a trick on the dude and gets the shit out of there, saying that he made Gildarts fall for the same trick years ago. Lolol, being a kid is awesome. I wish I could go back too... ... ( ,____,) However! Doriate is pissed as shit and takes off the bandanna around his mouth, revealing fangs and whiskers. Again, ominous!
So now Lucy and Wendy are looking for Natsu while Gray went his own way and Happy and Carla take to the skies, however they are tailed by the hunters Lala and Hiroshi, who are disguised...kinda...as Happy and Carla. They super blow that disguise with a dun, and then Hiroshi cuts open a giant's leg with his sword because he can, making it a point that treasure hunters do whatever the hell they want. After this, Drake starts shooting them and before Lucy and Wendy can be sniped (no, not like the hobby where you basically Kinnear people), Flare shows up (see? Foreshadowing!) and saves them, starting a nice 3-on-3 fight. Meanwhile, Erza and Minerva prepare to throw down while Gray runs into Doriate, who set off to chase Natsu.
This episode picks up right where the last one left off, you know, after like 6 minutes of recap, with Flare, Wendy and Lucy going up against the hunters. They struggle a bit, with Flare getting her hair chopped up, but thanks to Cancer, it grows right back. So during all this we learn that Flare is from the Sun Village and gained her Hair Magic from the Eternal Flame itself, and that the giants raised. Yeah, so she's pretty pissed at seeing her family frozen, her god trying to be stolen, and her semi-friends being shot at. So now we see that the girls run pretty even with the hunters, with Sagittarius matching arrows with Drake until some real life common sense kicks in, where bullets are faster than a man pulling a bow and arrow and Sagittarius gets taken out. There was also something about summoning Virgo and trying to burrow her way to Drake to take him out, but the ground is frozen in a way that even Virgo can't break through it. From here the hunters overpower the girls, but then the power of estrogen kicks in and the girls defeat the hunters! It's just as well, though. They were all sexist assholes. Flare even smiles! Holy shit! Kawaii~ <3
We now see that Happy and Carla are hiding from that monster that Doriate and Minerva rode in on, and then we go back to the girls, where Flare tells them her backstory about how she knew nothing about the outside world, and she only learned to hate Fairy Tail because that's what Ivan taught her after joining Raven Tail. Flare then thinks they can melt the village with the Eternal Flame, so away they go~!!
We cut to Natsu looking for the voice and Erza getting her ass kicked by Minerva, who while hot, is a cheater. Erza then offers even more foreshadowing by suggesting that if the caster is defeated she will get her body back.
Hey guys, we're finally back to the last episode where Gray runs into Doriate and sees his fucked up monster mouth. Doriate immediately turns Gray into a child and runs up to him, and when he is about to hit Gray, Gray again goes PTSD, but Doriate attributes this to his magic, saying that those he turns into kids sometimes experience vivid memories of traumatic events. He then grabs Gray's face and starts intimidating him, but then we get a very nude (well, it was blacked out, but I'm pretty sure in the manga she was fucking naked and we could see her ass!), very bonerific Ultear waltzing into Gray's subconscious and pushing him to move on and fight. Gray frees himself and asks Doriate if he was the one who froze the village; Doriate does not answer, so Gray thinks that he is the real culprit and threatens to show him real Ice Magic. At the same time, Erza's sword is stolen by Minerva and Natsu arrives at the mountain that Erza climbed before becoming a child, which Natsu says is the source of the voice.
All in all, it was a good month for the anime! We are going to going straight canon until the end of Tartarus, so I will try my best to make this review-ish article the best it can be, because odds are, after Tartarus we will go on another possible 1, maybe even 2 year hiatus. :/ Anyway, see you guys next month!
Hey guys! Sorry I didn't write this article last month, but as I said, I had other things that came up.
Anyways, I am back now and this month, we take a look at The Generation That Shouldn't Have Been.
Before anyone whines about not being on the tree, please note that not everyone can be on it, and even those that can will not be on it immediately. It's a monthly article till further notice, so there are gonna be a lot of generations featured. As such, kindly shut up and read.
Having ordered his faithful followers to obtain a virgin sacrifice for him to feast upon, the perv king fully intended to dine in a metaphorical hell that night. However, the pedobears, stupid as they were, brought back their king a cardboard box belonging to one of Fairy Tail Wiki's newest members. As he inspected the box, Imhungry4444 realized that the box was not actually a virgin, much to his shock and anger. Failed by his pedobears, Imhungry4444 sought to end their days as a result, which culminated in a massacre of epic proportions. Only one pedobear escaped into the forest, having caught site of a lost young girl during all the madness. Angry at the failure, Imhungry4444 sought the land of the box and upon realizing it was called "Fairy Tail Wiki", decided to make it a living hell.
While Hungry was making his journey to Fairy Tail Wiki, IamJakuhoRaikoben was in the midst of teaching Mega and his newly-adopted/created son DaRinor the ways of the father. However, -Jabberjay was seeking revenge upon Reli for the rumors he spread about her and so, during one of their breaks, seduced Mega and the two created their own son a few hours later, one to take revenge upon his grandmother Reli. They named the baby Remnant after the unfortunate results that had been left on -Jay's body after she gave birth to Rem.
Upon arriving at the Fairy Tail Wiki, Hungry's order of business was to make a powerful first impression. Stealing a lawnmower from Rai's garage, Hungry proceeded to break into the house while Mega was alone, Rai and Aldarinor having gone to a brothel and left the older child alone for the time being. Though he tried to escape, Mega soon found himself overwhelmed by Hungry, with the emphasis on "over" as Hungry had the young Mexican pinned to the ground. Activating his lawnmower, Hungry proceeded to mow Mega's personal lawn before having his way shortly afterwards, using the handles of the lawnmower as support. The pain resulting from this lawnmower rape caused Mega great pain for a number of weeks shortly afterwards. However, the physical pain was nothing compared to the mental pain Mega endured as well. It became known that Hungry had recorded the entire rape and posted it for all to see online. Distraught, Mega locked himself in his room for days, and not even Rai's offer of flan could bring him out.
Having heard of Hungry's attack on his son, Reli decided to enact revenge once he heard about Hungry's next plan. As opposed to more force, Hungry's next plan was to bribe the members of the wiki with his food. However, due to his Russian origin rendering him completely incapable of cooking anything edible to humans, Hungry decided to instead open a cereal restaurant. At first, costs were not too high and visitors were up and Hungry even struck up good conversations with Ish, one of his regular customers. However, it was then that Reli put his plan into action. With the money left over from Abe's struggling career as a stand-up comedian, Reli was able to purchase a majority stake in Hungry's business.
Having been bought out of his own business, Hungry was feeling dejected. Without Ishthak to see regularly, his depression began growing until an old friend from another land came to him with a plan to take back what was his. This man claimed to have a plan to eliminate Reli and retake the restaurant. But first, they would need a large supply of donuts from which the cream could not be sucked out. Unbeknownst to them however, their entire conversation had been overheard by Chaos, who wrote a detailed message and sent it to Reli.
Upon rumors of this plan reaching him, Reli turned the restaurant into a nightclub, complete with a performance stage. He believe that progressing with it fast would eliminate Hungry's chances of retaking control. Abe quickly took up the podium and with Reli's help, soon managed to start attracting people to the club with his comedy every other night. However, Reli knew that he could not run the club entirely on his own and so he put a call out to prospective new employees who wanted to work for him. Quickly, he got two new applicants. One was Niji, an older girl whom Reli immediately fell for. The other was Carrot, a girl Reli observed to have a large amount of mood swings. After confirming that she was in fact not pregnant, Reli hired both girls to take up the jobs of bartender and the reservation manager, respectively. With his new set of employees, unbeknownst to them, Reli prepared to turn the nightclub into his own personal orgy house. After all, it was his business and therefore there was no policy against sexual harassment.
With everyone's plans in motion, only a short time remained before war would break out on Fairy Tail Wiki. Who would win? With Rai still in the brothel, would anyone even care to inform him?
Hello, everyone! Last month I featured Cana Alberona and I created a poll to ask you guys' opinion on who I chose to portray her (Nina Dobrev). I posted the results of that poll below. 88.2% of you thought it was a good choice. 5.6% of you thought it was okay. And 6.2% of you thought it was bad. My choice for Cana got phenomenal reception! The best reception of anyone I've featured actually. Yay!! Let's hope the good reception continues. :D To the 6.2% of you who didn't like my incredible choice... you can go fuck yourself. ಠ_ಠ
The person I picked to portray Zeref is an actor named Avan Jogia. Now, personally, I believe Avan is a phenomenal match for Zeref. I know they don't look all that alike, but there's more that goes into these choices than their appearance. On the TV show that I first saw Avan on, he played a character that many thought strangled his aunt with a jump rope, lol. I've seen what he can do and I firmly believe that he can capture Zeref's creepy and emo demeanor perfectly. Also, a plus, he's only 23. So, what do you guys think? Is he a good match for Zeref? Do you know an actor who'd fit better? If so tell me in the comments! ^__^ And if you don't think Avan is a good choice, I'd really like to know why. And even if you do think it's a good choice, I'd like to know why in the comments. We work hard on this magazine peeps. It'd be nice to have comments longer than "good job guys!" every once in a while. >;D
An article where the Sorcerer Magazine Staff is shown a video and asked various questions about it. Each month features a different video and all available staff members will provide their reactions to it.
If you have any suggestions for future videos that should be watched, please keep them to yourselves ;)
We know you've seen this before, but give you opinion on this video in particular, without relation to Baker's other parodies.
A: It... sucks. ( .___.) I'm sorry, but it does. I LOVE parodies and I watch a gillion of them. I've seen all of the Key of Awesome's parodies, I've seen a lot of Bart Baker's parodies, and I've seen MadTV parodies and SNL parodies. So I know a good parody when I see one, and this one is just... meh.
What do you think is important to focus on when writing a parody?
A: You have to be clever!! There are a lot of parodies online, and if you just pick the most common joke about a person or group and parody it, then your parody will be boring as hell because a thousand other individuals will have done parodies on the same subject. For example, in his parody, One Direction was gay. Which would be funny... if literally every other parody of One Direction (including his other ones) didn't already make that joke. It's like beating a dead horse. :/
Have you ever wanted to be in a One Direction music video? C'mon, you can tell us the truth.
A: Never. Absolutely never. :P Also @Reli's comments below, ZAYN has the best hair followed by Harry.
Rate the quality of the parody on a scale of 1-10.
A: 0. It was incredibly tasteless, honestly. I get that it's targeting the demographic that seems to dislike One Direction and associate them with homosexuals, but personally, I'm not one of those individuals. I just don't care for them and let them do their thing.
How much do you want to be in a boyband?
A: Not really sure. Depends who it'll be with and what we're doing exactly.
How much do you want to be in a boyband member?
A: They'd have to be cute! They could even be the boyband manager!
A: YES!! But only to songs I know, which is not the case for anything with One Direction. My favorite is a Can't Remember to Forget You, by Shakira and Rihanna that can be found here. I love Shakira with all my heart but I had a great laugh at that.
Does anyone on the wiki seem like they'd fit into a boyband? How about a girlband?
A: UMY MOST DEFINITELY IN A BOYBAND AS WELL AS GIRLBAND LMAO
Which of the real One Direction guys has the best hair in your opinion, seeing as you seem to be the king of hair?
A: lets see *googles them cuz I have no idea* ok so from quick google searches I think the one with the best hair is MYSELF. lol ok the Liam guy wins with Luois (wtf name) coming in second.
A: I thought parts of it were pretty funny, and I liked the idea of the Simon character being brought in. But I think it wasn't actually as good as it could have been. If they'd been more of an effort to stick to the song rather than poke at the group, it'd have been better. There's a 1D parody on YouTube parodying The Hobbit, and that's miles better than this in my opinion and it makes me laugh really hard even if I'm not actually into The Hobbit.
Given the quality of what we've had lately in terms of parody answer this
What do you think is important to focus on when writing a parody?
A: Parodies are meant to be funny, so I believe that you can take any socially relevant or popular topic and turn it into a parody if you're funny enough. However in this case I would just say focusing on internet insults and stereotypes worked out decent enough. Whatever floats your boat, man.
Do you think Hungry's ideal boyband of wiki members would've been able to compete with 1D?
A: As an ex-member of said boyband, I have to say fuck yes! Even though I have never talked to at least one or even two of them. >_>
Would you join a boyband for fame and riches at the expense of being constantly criticized by jealous people?
A: I would rather live a life of originality and societal anonymity than be in a soulless boyband that I knew would make me subject to much ridicule. I don't need to be publicized and marketed to be made fun of. All I have to do is just talk out of my ass.
You just watched a parody of a One Direction song. Did you think it was a good parody? If not, what would've made it better?
A: It was goddamn awful. They are trying way too hard to be funny and it felt so forced. A parody should take the music of the song and set it to humorous lyrics about a funny topic. This was just "hurr durr 1D is gay lololol".
How much of the hate towards One Direction do you think is genuine dislike for their music as compared to jealous people online?
A: About 50/50 probably. Like, their music is genuinely bad and they rip off a lot of other people's music but the same happens with every new popular young male pop singer.
Which popular group would you most like to end the career of? Or you can end the career of an individual singer instead if you prefer.
A: Iggy Azaelea for sure. Bitch is hot but when you get your rap name from combining the name of your pet and the street you grew up on, you have no right to be famous. Plus she is super racist and I have never heard worse rapping. I'm sure even Jakuwhore could do better.
Firstly, shout out to Nick who put me on to this piece. I absolutely love it!!! The contrast between Zeref and Mavis is almost haunting. There are a few things that I would've liked to see differently, but the awesomness of this piece can't be denied. If you want to see more by this phenomenal artist, then please visit the artist's deviantart gallery. I give this piece a 9.5/10, and I highly recommend you guys check out more from this artist.
A: Well if Freed has anything to say, he's probably tied to a bed with magic-sealing handcuffs and...well, you get the idea. (.__. )
What is the funniest thing that has happened to you recently?
A: Well, I did a total 360 in personality. I have to say, I myself am a little disappointed in how my transition was written. I should have at least kept my mad obsession with E.N.D.'s book rather than a mild interest.
Where would you go in a time machine?
A: I would find out whenever E.N.D.'s book was made, travel back and destroy it.
Interviewer: You know that wouldn't change your reality at all, right? You would just end up creating an entirely different reality where E.N.D. died.
A: But...the Grand Magic Games taught me that if I go back in time, I can change the present!
Interviewer: Yeah, and then when you guys destroyed the Eclipse Gate in the present, all sorts of freaky shit happened that people to this day still don't understand. I wouldn't count on it.
Welcome to the The Last Pollbender! The page where we hold all kinds of polls each month to find out what Fairy Tail fans' opinions are on any and every subject!
Choko: Should I do the polls this month or you're done with them?
Reli: Do them plz?
*Inner Choko speaks*
Inner Choko: You idiot, you put yourself into trouble again! *hits self with a steel pipe*
And there you have it, folks. It's me again. I sometimes wonder why my simple prying and concern leads me to heavy responsibilities like this. I am certain that people don't want to see my face anymore on this sacred project, so.. whatever. And btw, I may or may not post a mini-game in the following articles, depending on how things will go. I only told two people about it and they gave their approval; unfortunately, it wont be for today's article. Just watch out for it. K, let's get this poll started.
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How are you [planning to] spend(ing) it?
Which of these mangas that you read?
Sun Village arc
Avatar were taken down easily like Pumpkin Pies. How do you feel about it?
Alright so lemme ask you: how are you liking it so far?
Trying to know Chaos
Trying to know Miskos
Ah, the root of all mysteries in this wiki. Behind the internet, how do you see Chaos?
The second one that is shrouded with mystery. What do you think he is?
Money, money, money!
You earned yourself a huge sum of money! What'll you do with it?
Who among these characters received the very good power-up?
Do you want something to be polled? Come here and leave your suggestion!