First, a big congratulations to Chaos, who figured out the puzzle from last month~ Turns out there were many answers (heck, way more than I thought possible), but the answer I had was Pappa, Peppe, Pippi, Poppo and Puppu, which are of course Bickslow's dolls, who are the same, but technically different :3 I tip my hat to Chaos for getting the correct answer ;D
This month... there will not be a puzzle. Sorry guys, but I've been busy and the people at SM are giving me shit. Apparently there's some double standard, where every month that Jak, Leli, Mega etc. decide not to work I'm expected to cover their articles and do my own, and we are also allowed to publish up to a week late. However, when I'm running behind schedule, we have to publish exactly on time and I get shit for not finishing. They're over at our SM offices giving me crap as I type this, so I'm sorry, but I don't have time to come up with a puzzle.
On this note there won't be any FairyFiction either, because people don't understand that for me to write it I have to read through stories that can be over 200,000 words in length. But, apparently this is easy and anyone can do it, so again, I'm getting shit even though Leli gave up three of his articles this month and Jak refused to publish one of his. Nope, they don't matter, only my stuff ups do.
So, hope you guys have a lovely February, let's go into the year of the horse with happiness and I'll be back next month with articles for you guys. If you feel like it, give the others a hard time for being such assholes.
We had some debate about Yakdoriga's race and the Cyclops monster's race and Demons in general, and stuff was changed. I kind of forgot what the outcome was because in the end I was just so over the idea as a whole.
Franmalth's Demon form was discussed, and it was decided the change we saw in his battle with Natsu was not his Demon form.
Lisanna got some silly spell renamed... or something *coughw/eit'sLisannacough*
We changed Midnight's quote after a short discussion.
We talked about some stuff to do with the Series page, and ultimately decided that the entire page was stuffed. A make-over came shortly after.
Yuri's name was debated, and changed according to preferences.
Milianna's use of puns in her attacks confused some, but we discussed her Magic and her spell's name and decided to change it.
This month's Sexiest Mage Alive is the world's sexiest real Demon, Sayla! Sayla is a Dark Mage of Tartarus and a Demon of the Nine Demon Gates that uses a Curse called Macro as her main form of combat. Despite her incredibly sexiness, she is not on the market... for us guys at least. :( She's into the ladies. But, I, like many guys have not given up the hope that she is bisexual!
Calling all Kagura lover, Kagura haters and those that can't let others be happy! Finally! And I mean FINALLY! We finally get Kagura's cover after such a long wait. However, there's not much that we don't already know. The sexy woman is 23 years old and has a big bottom http://i903.photobucket.com/albums/ac232/drdoolittle/Icons%20Animated/Butt-Naked.gif, which Hiro loves to make evident in every occasion possible. The Mermaid does not only utilize Gravity Change, she has other hidden Magic that Hiro will probably go into details at a much later time! Mega's sexy wife likes her brother, but at the same times has great heater for that faggot Jellal; although that is starting to lessen, which troubles her.
Moving on to the chapter, we have Natsu looking down on the ex-Chairman, and then asking for Mira and Erza's location. That shell-thing...forgot his name...is in shock to see intruders in the one and ONLY Tartarus. Dear lawd, who would have guessed. The penny pincher then argues with Natsu over how much money he just wasted by destroying the entire wall. Elsewhere, the harpy...dominating...woman(?) thing is still raping Erza. However, now we're getting into hentai territory as she summons a slimy, octo-like creature...but meh, kinda used to it by now.
Any who, back to the sexy Fire Dragon: Natsu picks himself up and fights the thing with a shell. Although we can't call him that for much as the ball disregards its on shell to get nakey. http://i903.photobucket.com/albums/ac232/drdoolittle/Icons%20Animated/Butt-Naked.gif Tartarus seems to like going naked. Whilst Natsu fights the ball, we get a nice Gruvia moment! ...yeah, just a page of it. Soooo anyway, back to Natsu and this ball, huh? Welps, the ball just starts talking about all the money Natsu is throwing away via his actions~ He puts up a fight, but then the sexy Devil Slayer arrives to top Natsu and shut him the fuck up. Yes. Silver comes in and (am I the only one who thought his entrance was kinda ugly? >_> Not the entrance itself, but the art...) freezes Natsu after the Dragon dares to utter Gray's name. The ball takes the traitor with him whilst Happy is left speechless.
This week's cover has the Neko Millianna, nothing much we didn't already know about her. Only interesting thing out of this chapter is her age...interesting for Toshy, that is. Anyhooooow, on to the boring arc this one is turning out to be... *ahem* You may or may not notice that this summary will be kinda little, but please note that it's because not much was going on here.
So true to its name, the Chapter is all over Jellal fighting the-
No, no it's not. I remember someone once stating that Hiro thinks his titles thoughtfully. Hmm, right. So our old man's getting a bit rusty. So *covers all the little boy and girls' eyes with toilet paper* we have Natsu's naked ass How old is Lucy? thrown into jail. And who else is there other than the one he almost lost his virginity to if not for Umnei: Gray! Oh, wait, I mean Lisanna. Gomen...didn't notice her. They are left naked there and talk about how they will always arise victorious. Riiiight, not this bullshit again.
So something exciting happens next, and I'll use one word to summarize it. Sex. Yup, our Demon ladies have fun S.E.X. And now we move to the main point of the title, Jellal vs. Half of the OS... That's it. Just a punch here and there, and that's it. Lol, what were you expecting? A full chapter of Jellal vs. Oración Seis...hahaha, better read 'em titles from now and on. Anywayyyy, Zero opens his eyes and shit. MEANWHILE, TUN TUN TUN TUN. At Fairy Tail Lucy and the others return with le bad news of Natsu and the blue cat (and our fav Fairy gals) nowhere to be found. However, just then our fav nako *looks at Prime* comes in through the window and suddenly becomes the most useful character in the arc; telling everyone everything he knows. Elfman is quick to arrive, looking drunk as fuck.
What did Mega think, you may ask yoself? Welps, Mega thinks that this arc better pick up its slack. I'm just not feeling it. In contrast to the Phantom arc, this one is so less emotional and lacking, lacking just THAT touch. Meh.
Hai! So we have spiderwoman! Watch out, spiderman. Anyway, the 21-year old spider thing doesn't like spiders...lol, okay logic: get back to work. So yeah, pretty uninteresting she is...
At the Fairy Tail Guild we have Elfman telling the Fairies that Lis has also been captured. Cana is the only WOMAN that freaking says something about this...I mean, don't you find it weird that Elfman's, I mean that ELFMAN, sister got captured. Like seriously Fairy Tail. ELFMAN. Anyway, Cana calls him shit basically. Starting to love that woman. Then we have Elfman giving up a small flashback of Sayla and his promise to her: kill Fairy Tail.
Welcome to the latest issue of The Earth Land Chronicles. This article will a relatively sarcastic overview of things in the Fairy Tail series, which will probably be presented in chronological order. This could include main villains, Dragon Slayers, Celestial Spirits, probably in the order they were revealed. Our first series will be the story arcs of Fairy Tail, with an arc being done each month. So let's continue with the Key of the Starry Sky arc.
Well, the 2nd day of the Grand Magic Games have come to and end and Mashima decided to make Carrot happy by throwing in a JellalxErza scene of the two of them talking under a bridge about recent events and even noting at the end that they're now able to have a normal conversation. One can only guess how much fangasm was experienced that day. Contextually about events, nothing is said other than that they need to inspect closer and all such stuff since the mysterious Magic of previous years hasn't been sensed. After parting with Jellal and while on her way back to her friends, Erza is then met by a familiar face.
Elsewhere, Lucy, Natsu and Wendyand their cats whom I'm not gonna name head back to their lodge and find Yukino there. Unbeknownst to them, she's been excommunicated from Sabertooth for her loss against Kagura and now seeks a meeting with Lucy.She wishes to offer her gold keys to Lucy, cause apparently the one loss means that she has to give up her most prized possessions to someone who she has only just met. Anyways, Lucy declines in one of the best character-defining moments of Fairy Tail, a far cry from the girl we met at first who would use her body to earn a discount on a silver key. Can you imagine what she'd have done for a golden key back then? Yeah, so moving on from the sex, Yukino takes her leave.
I said we were moving off the sex!
Anyways, Natsu, who'd been hostile towards Yukino at first, runs after her to apologize and this simple act by a simpleton causes her to break down and cry and pretty much spill her guts on everything that's happened to her. If you have only seen the manga version, I recommend watching the anime's version. It's actually one of the few cases where I think it did something to improve on the original. Anyways, hearing the story of how Yukino was forced to strip naked and kicked out due to her loss angers Natsu and causes him to go ballistic. That night, he invades Sabertooth's lodging to challenge Master Jiemma and kick him out of his own guild after beating him, cause that's only fair.
Quickly kicking the ass of a Kakashi-rip-off called Dobengal, Natsu proceeds to fight Jiemma in front of the entire guild, only to have his technique blocked by Minerva, one of Sabertooth's 5 strongest and Jiemma's daughter. So apparently, she came back to the guild, found Happy outside and decided to use his ass as a hostage and got back into the building. Naturally, Natsu has to let it go lest Happy get his head ripped-off. Man, that sounds entertaining. Ergo, he returns to the lodge, having left and impression and telling Sabertooth they'll settle things in the Grand Magic Games.
Meanwhile, the mysterious hooded figure of Mermaid Heel is really Erza's old neko friend Millianna. Wally and Sho are elsewhere but she joined a women-only guild and as we later find out, it's because of Kagura. See, Kagura's unsheathed sword is called Archenemy and it was forged to kill Erza's beloved Jellal for reason we won't find out until later on. Millianna claims to hate Jellal too and thinks Erza does as well, but her face shows quite another expression. While thinking on this elsewhere after parting with her for the night, Erza talks to Gray who mentions Juvia and Erza pretty much has to tell him what fans have known for ages and what he's putting off: Juvia wants him! But we'll get some progress on that front later.
The next day is the 3rd day of the Grand Magic Games and the name of the game is Pandemonium. Having just recently watched Kaze no Stigma at this point that year, I initially remembered that show's Pandemonium and to be honest, this wasn't even all that far off. Erza takes this game for her team, making Millianna do it for her own. We've got Jura going for his team, pretty boy Hibiki for his, Cana for Fairy Tail B since "Mystogan" can't be seen since the guest judge of the day is Lahar. For Raven Tail, we've got Mr. Penguin and for Sabertooth is the world's worst singer other than myselfOrga Nanagear. Oh, and some skinny dude for Quatro Puppy. Like anyone cares about them >_>
Sooo, the game is Pandemonium and you've gotta fight some monsters for points. Numbered 1 through 8, the fighters have to fight various monsters ranked D through S-Class. There's a hundred in total and you get to fight whatever number you want. Taking the challenge for herself, Erza decides to fight all 100 monsters alone, leaving none for anybody else. In the manga, we merely see a few shots of the fight here and there coupled with Levy's commentary whereas the anime expands this tremendously, showing Era Requipping multiple armors and combining them to combat the hordes of creatures. In the end, she defeats each and every beast, even the S-Class beast which was supposed to trouble even a Wizard Saint. With this victory, Fairy Tail Team A secures 10 points and the admiration of the entire crowd.
So, since there's no more monster left for anyone else to fight, the organizers decide to bring out the MPF, a device to measure Magic Power and settle things. Continuing in the order they were supposed to go in, Millianna is first up and strikes I nearly wrote "strokes"XD the device for a score of 365 which we learn from Lahar isn't too shabby. Nobarly from the Puppy team gets a "wild" 124. Damn, man. Hibiki from Blue Pegasus gets just a 95 while Anyways, Obra sends his little creature to attack the machine and the physical impact scores just a 4. Now though, it's time for the big guns to come in with Orga, who shoots with his black lightning and scores a 3825, making pretty much everyone's jaw drop, aside from Laxus, who's more eager than ever to fight this guy. However, even his score pales in comparison to Jura's, since he got a score of 8544. Makarov thinks there's no way they can win but Mavis has her own secret plan that's been put into motion. Approaching the M.P.F., Cana activates the Fairy Glitter which Mavis had lent her. With that, Cana vaporizes the thing and scores a 9999, giving her 8 points for her team. If only the anime had properly rendered the scene as epicly as the manga had.
In the manga, we find out that Gildarts, who's currently on a new journey, happens by a town and sees Cana's victory on their Lacrima vision. Happy as he is, his clumsy nature shows as he comically destroys the entire village he had just saved a short while ago. Poor dude.
But now that the events of the GMG's 3rd day are over, we get to move onto the meaty parts: the fights! The first fight is Millianna vs. Semmes, which the cat girl wins quite easily with her bondage tube. The next fight is Eve vs. Rufus. Eve puts up a fair fight at first but eventually Rufus just overcomes him cause he's just too much for the pretty-boy to handle. But now that that's over, we get to see one of the most badass characters fight. It's Laxus vs. Alexei but it begins with a shock to everyone, including us readers, as Laxus initially appears to be getting his ass kicked. However, it's really just an illusion. The real dudes haven't moved and as it turns out, Alexei is really Ivan Dreyar. Joined by Kurohebi, Flare, Nullpudding and Obra, he decides to go after Laxus to obtain that which he wants: Lumen Histoire. He claims to have searched everywhere, including the guild building, though clearly he was too much of a dumbass to actually succeed even though it'd have been right under his nose in that case.
Anyways, one would expect Laxus to have trouble with at least a few members of Raven Tail. I mean, as strong as he is, even he couldn't take out all of them at once, right? Well, apparently we were wrong cause he can. Blitzing Obra, the dude takes him out and then proceeds to annihilate the other three subordinates before turning on dear old daddy himself. Yeah, and what does he do? He tries to give him a paper cut. -_- No, seriously, his only offensive Magic appears to be the use of paper which just scratches Laxus, who them proceeds to knock him across the arena, but not before Ivan decides to beg for his safety and Laxus of all people pulls a line about Fairy Tail being his family. Man. This is what he's turned out to be. Ah well though, at least Raven Tail gets arrested for breaking tournament rules, but not before Obras creature, later revealed to be Obra himself, escapes. Ivan also gets arrested but not before telling Laxus that Lumen Histoire is Fairy Tail's darkness. Though we have yet to see any damn evidence of that and it looked pretty darn bright to me.
But, next up is Wendy vs. Chelia and all of a sudden, people are looking at the latter funny. No, it's not cause she tripped and proved herself as clumsy as Wendy. Orga senses something and Jellal runs to the Domus Flau sensing it as well. We've guessed it through this battle and Orga's reaction that Chelia is a God Slayer and Mashima confirms this soon after and even plays a good red herring by making us think she's the source of the mysterious Dark Magic. The battle is long and honestly one of the GMG's best, with Wendy holding her own for the most part and really showing us how she grew from the shy kid she used to be to someone who is a strong and confident individual, even if her shy nature shows up from time to time. Hell, whose doesn't? The battle ultimately ends in a draw and Chelia, despite being strong, is known not to be the source of the Dark Magic. The real source is someone whose silhouette strongly resembles Sasuke from Naruto and Jellal begins chasing them before being cornered by Doranbolt.
Identity exposed, the bypassing Kagura begins her morning sickness, angry at seeing Jellal who impregnated her against her's and Mega's wishes. Though she gets over this sickness about as fast as she got it. As Jellal's about to be arrested till Yajima shows up and bullshits a lie about him being the real Mystogan, yet Lahar knows he's lying. Somehow. Though, he lets him go but also lets the Dark Magic carrier go as well.
Elsewhere, Makarov and Laxus talk about Ivan and contrary to what Ivan said, Mavis tells them Lumen Histoire is Fairy Tail's light, which frankly makes more sense. When they realize Hades must've told Ivan about it in the first place, Mavis begins crying over having chosen him as her successor, causing Makarov to tell Laxus to comfort her. Of course, this is too big a hurdle for him, so they take her to the one place that can cheer her up: Ryuzetsu Land!
Yes, on the night of the third day of the GMG, the Fairy Tail Mages go to the popular resort to show off their latest swimwear! Man, isn't that exciting? The events there are typical of a beach-episode. Wendy and Chelia play in the water and get watched from afar by pervs. Gray ends up having to compete for Juvia with Lyon. Erza's constantly hit on by the Trimens and Ichiya. Elfman and Evergreen showed up together and constantly bicker like they're married, unaware that Freed and Bickslow are watching from afar. Jellal just happens to be there cause he was tracking down that mysterious Magic which supposedly decided to take time off from being evil to go play in the water. In the OVA, Gajeel, Levy and the Exceed get eaten by a huge fish and escape by unknown but suggestively creepy means. Lucy gets found by Flare, whom she somehow forgives after getting an apology. Cana plays around with Quatro Puppy, despite previously hating Bacchus for taking her bikini top. Natsu's antics mess up the place though, even moreso in the OVA when everyone gets knocked onto the love slider, even those of the same gender. In the end, the area is frozen over by the Ice Mages and broken apart by Natsu, who breaks the resort as a result. As such, the bill gets sent, as usual, to Fairy Tail. Oh, and Lucy lost her bikini top in all the commotion. Big surprise there, eh?
So, the 3rd day of the GMG came with some surprises, some disappointments and an ass-ton of fanservice. Of course, in Fairy Tail, we can't expect much else, can we? At least it was fun to watch though.
But, that's the end of this edition of the ELC and for this portion of the Grand Magic Games arc! Fairy Tail has finally kicked ass and taken some names. Can they keep this up? To see, join us next month as we continue to look at Fairy Tail's largest arc (to date).
Best Quote of this part of the Arc
"The fact that I'm standing here now means I'm also prepared to fight on behalf of my Guild. I don't need your pity. Until I've fallen and become unable to move any longer, please come at me with all your strength!" - Wendy Marvell to Chelia Blendy in Chapter 289
Valentine's Day is coming up! See what your love horoscope is~
ARIES (March 21 - April 19)
You're too timid. Standing back and waiting for the person you like to make the first move is not not going to work. You want that hot guy/gal to be your partner? Then get the hell over there and get them yourself.* *Sorcerer Magazine takes no responsibility for any hurt feelings you may experience actually taking this horoscope seriously.
TAURUS (April 20 - May 20)
Chicks don't dig pervs. Trust me, there's a difference between being a sexy and flirty guy and being an outright pervert. Be the first, not the second. However, if you seriously can't think of anything else to say to a girl aside from how awesome her breasts look, maybe practice some straight-forward conversation starters and let the others near you do the talking.
GEMINI (May 21 - June 20)
You're perfect. Never change :)
CANCER (June 21 -July 22)
Your relationship problems don't stem from your personality, they come from your appearance. Maybe it's time for a make-over: get a new haircut, a new shirt, a new look. Once you've done that, go flaunt yourself and wait for the crowds to jump you.
LEO (July 23 - August 22)
A wise person once said "No glove, no love!"
VIRGO (August 23 - September 22)
Everyone has those kinky things they like in their relationship, but openly admitting them on a first date is not a good idea. So you like bondage, that's fine, but I don't think your date will be comfortable knowing over dinner. Save it for later, okay?
LIBRA (September 23 - October 22)
I see love in your future of the passionate type. Don't try and avoid it, because that will only cause it to come faster. Rather, wait and accept it with open arms :3
SCORPIO (October 23 - November 21)
That person you are pursuing is not worth your time. You're better off forgetting them and moving on to someone else who will return the love you so desperately want.
SAGITTARIUS (November 22 - December 21)
Something about Saturn and changes in the moon are making this the perfect time to admit your feelings to that person you've been holding back from. Venus also thinks you should be honest when you confess and Neptune is calling you a pussy.
CAPRICORN (December 22 - January 19)
Now is the perfect time to shower the person you love with gifts and affection. Go out of your way to make that special someone feel great and you too will feel good in return.
AQUARIUS (January 20 - February 18)
Your explosive personality and inability to admit your faults is harming your relationship. You need to take a break, take a breather and take a moment to realise that people all have their own opinions. Always trying to be right and always trying to be perfect will only harm you and those you love, so stop.
PISCES (February 19 - March 20)
That 69 position you've been clinging to is no longer working for you. Shake things up a bit.
Just a few things guys. Firstly, no interview this month. I didn't have the time, and I have a few things I need to consider about this article. Secondly, in place of the interviews we will be having a treat from MDM so... enjoy biotches! :D
Do you read Jakuho's Corner?
Hello everyone! Today we will be forgoing the normal interview for a special treat from, Monkey.D.Me!
Rai: Alright hoes, we the proud members of Team FA have been quite lazy and irresponsible toward our abridge creations.. .. And we all know who to blame for it ( =_=)
*Everyone looks at Rai* (((=( =_( =_=( =_=) Irony has a new explanation ..
*Rai looks at Mega* (?_? ) STFU Hoes, .. Mega.. take responsibility ..
*Mega looks at MDM* (????)?DO I LOOK RESPONSIBLE? Just pass the blame to slutBro ..
*MDM looks at the ice cream he dropped* ( ,_,) mah ice cream ‘’*sniff .. sniff*’’
Rai: Ok .. since no one is taking the blame ( ._.) I will .. I blame myself for not raising these “result of bad experiments” right .. also blame Glassy for not being co-operative ..
Rai:*Flips Wrath* (?°?°)??(\ .o.)\ .. ok regardless all that .. I have something new for you folks that might be possible alternative from the missing abridges .. our HumorHoe MDM is a former flash-animator failure so he is gonna fail even further by making a flash series of “Featuring Wikia Members” for every month’s Magazine issue .. anyone exited?
*No fucks given*
Rai: Thought so .. alright MDM, take it AWAY!~
MDM: Ok guys, just a simple reminder .. I haven’t made any flash animation for last 4 years so I am rusty and trying my best to regain my former crappy animator skills .. so just bear with me and if you have any comment or suggestion .. just comment bellow or send a message on my talk-page. This is just like the corner that ManjuPa hosts but I am re-featuring all veteran members so new members can get to know them and also gets familiar with their wiki background~ So just open the site to DA and start the flash .. Hope you enjoy it ^_^
TOLD YOU I still suck at flash making >_> hope you survived long enough to watch it till the end ..
Well, hope you enjoy MDM's treat you guys! I personally thought it was incredibly blasphemous towards me, but also hilarious! >:D Anyhow, next month Momo will be treating us to another flash, so be sure to tune next time on Jakuho's Corner!
We're back with another edition of Umneilicious, where we will be looking back at the last month of our spankalicious series and checkin’ out what’s hot and what’s not, but in our own little flavorful manner.
Unlike last month, we got a chapter every week this month, so we're working with 5 chapters! (Did anyone else notice that this whole month was partially dedicated to the Jellal vs. OS encounter? hehe) Also, at the end of this edition of Umneilicious, I'll be dropping down a Grand Prediction~! Alrighty, Let's get down to business!
First up, we'll be starting off with what was Umneilicious during the past month of our beloved series with a segment I like to call...
Kyouka x Sayla
I'm sure this was a shock to everyone, as it was for myself, but their relationship or whatever you would like to call it really sets the tone for what kind of Guild they are in. We've seen both Kyouka and Sayla have Fairies around their little fingers (Erza and Elfman respectively) and both seem to indulge in their lustful sides. Plus, they both seem to be very harsh, as we have seen with Sayla sending Elfman to explode Fairy Tail to nothing and Kyouka mercilessly stabbing Crawford Seam. I know someone was probably a little irked to see his beloved in the arms of another woman but I'm sure he got over it since they obviously had hot sticky demon sex. :) Anyways, these two are as evil as I have seen as of late from Fairy Tail.
Kyouka x Sayla, you’re both very Umneilicous! <3
Oh my, oh me~ Mr. Silver-sama-desu himself made a very intriguing appearance this month. Aside from pleasing all the Natsu haters by freezing the Dragon Slayer himself, he's also stirring up theories everywhere you turn. Is he Future Gray? could he be Gray's dad? Ultear's dad? I personally wouldn't think he is Future Gray just because... well, if current Gray was put in any harms way *coughElfmancough*, wouldn't Silver cease to exist? I'm sure the Nine Demon Gates are working as a cohesive unit, so it's not like Silver doesn't know what's going on back at the Fairy Tail Guild.
But yeah, I strayed off a bit.. Silver is just so damn fine and he totally has a Gildarts-vibe to him. Mysterious Ruggedness ftw~!
Silver, you are super duper Umneilicious. Spanks and kisses!
To be honest, I wasn't too eager to list anyone else but I guess Levy just barely made the cut. It's nice to see her take some initiative and grow a pair. Someone had to do it, right? With her searching for Tartarus, the story will start setting sail. Yay for productivity!
Levy, you're Umneitastic <3
Alright so now we're at a little segment I like to call..
and surprisingly, it's going to start off with a Fairy Tail member not many people would think I would push in front of the bus~
Aside from this month and the month prior, I've noticed Juvia had some sort of a pissed-my-pants face the whole time. She used to be bold and outgoing, even during drastic situations but it seems Juvia's just been too vulnerable as of late. At the very least, she got to cuddle up with Gray on top of a tiger-like animal (a sentence I never thought I would say). Could it be Gray-sama is into vulnerability? Could Juvia have actually found out about Gray's secret and she's just putting it into play?!
Homegirl, you're confusing me, so I don't HATE it... I just feel indifferent.
One itty bitty word. Eew. Like, we have this crazy scary evil Guild named Tartarus, with crazy scary evil members. Everything just seemed so crazy scary evil when Erza was getting tortured in the nude until bam: Tentacles himself comes in looking all pervy and shit. Like, I can understand if Hiro was going to draw a hentai where Erza gets a few full-page spreads of tentacles and Kyouka but that's clearly not the case! (Is anyone out there working on it? *Giggles*). Yakdoriga is just super gross and I really hope we don't see any more of him. If we do, I sure hope it would be Erza slicing it up.
GRAND PREDICTION TIME
*Jellal runs in and casts Grand Chariot* :3
So, I didn't think of using this segment for prediction purposes, and we all know you can go by Mega' blog and drop off a prediction but this one is sort of long. Since we just saw Crawford, who became the new final seal, get killed, it seems Face is now one step closer to utilization. From what I recall, Face nullifies Magic across the continent. Also, various characters have been talking about war (or was it just Kyouka? I forget). What if, with Face's utilization, we see a drastic change in setting? All the protagonists of the series (Fairy Tail, Sabertooth, Lamia Scale etc) relocate to another continent, recharge their eternano and commence their war against Tartarus? :) It would also make sense as to why we learned about Eternano so late in the series (around Ch 260?), so we can get a situation like this rolling. Plus, seeing everyone fighting side by side against a common enemy such as Tartarus, the final corner of the Balam Alliance, would be pretty schweet~ especially considering how the OS and GH were defeated in a pretty anti-climatic manner.
I sure hope my prediction made sense lol but I pretty much think we might see a new setting if Face does indeed explode and take away the Magic's continent. You think they might be able to restore the Magic that was nullified? who knows~
Alright, so now you know what was LOVED and HATED (gee, such strong words) this past month and a cute little prediction from me~. What did you guys love love love? or hate hate hate? You don't have to be all politically correct with us, you can rant your heart out, boo ;)
Hopefully, we get a great few chapters of Fairy Tail next month, but I hope you guys enjoyed Umneilicious. If there's anything you liked or dislike about my article, do let me know, as I am quite new to this~ but nonetheless until then, I look forward to seeing you next issue!
A: Everything just feels so super spiffy~! Kagura-chan and I have been training really hard ever since the Grand Magic Games, so I guess you could say I feel... super strong~!
What would you like for Shinji Takeuchi (the new character designer) to modify?
A: Modify? *tilts head* Big words aren't very spiffy but Character Designer-chan needs to give everyone more kitty-cat clothes and shoes and scarfs and everything neko~!
Tell me who is/was your biggest crush?
A: Oh, well.. there's a very rugged man over at the Lamia Scale Guild but I cannot have Kagura-chan knowing~ She will train me just as hard to make me forget about him! .. I forget his name but I think it was Oruoruta-nyan? He looks so goshdarn spiffy!
When was the last time you cried??
A: I lost my kitty paw bracelets while at Ryuzetsu Land! I kept telling my Mermaid Heel friends I didn't like swimming but they made me! *tears*
If Fairy Tail was a school-type manga, what role would you take on?
A: Oh, I'd be the lunch lady~! Tuna fish all day, every day~ nyan! ^-^
A: Well, I might be enjoying it if I didn't GET BLOWN UP! >__>
What would you like for Shinji Takeuchi (the new character designer) to modify?
A: Meh... So long as I look good and my fight looks good, what does it really matter? Not like I care about how anyone else looks... or something...
Tell me who is/was your biggest crush?
A: I did stumble across this tiny brunette as I was passing through a town to get to Michello's place. She had these cute little cat ears and kept screaming "spiffy~" and jumping all over the place, which was kinda adorable. Don't tell her I said that though or I'll blow you to smithereens.
When was the last time you cried?
A: You think Demons cry? Please...
If Fairy Tail was a school-type manga, what role would you take on?
A: What? Why would I want to be in a school-type manga? You can't blow things up in those kind of stories, so screw that!
This is the absolute worst piece of art I have ever seen in my life! And it was colored by an even worse person, Relikz , a hispanic asshole! Why did I feature this art if it sucked so bad, you ask? Because I wanted to highlight how shitty it is and how much shittier the creator of it is! Now, I know what you are all going to say "It's actually really good," but to that, I say hogwash! When you first look at it, yes, it looks good, but look again, and this time imagine that a complete douche colored it. A douche who ruined a perfectly good sentence and then refused to fix the sentence that he ruined! Look at it like that and then perhaps you can see just how ugly he- I mean it is!
Anyways, this awes- I mean, terrible piece of art based on the cover of some random chapter and was colored by Rauleli7. I give it , and I hope Reli chokes on a "You-Know-What" and dies slowly. >_>
Welcome to the The Last Pollbender! The page where we hold all kinds of polls each month to find out what Fairy Tail fans' opinions are on any and every subject!
Hey guys~ Awesome and lovable Mega over here! \(._.)/ Anywhore, lazy Reli asked me to do his work since he had to take care of some 'homework'...the end! :D