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Sorcerer Magazine, Issue 19: July 2013

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The Official Fairy Tail Wiki Magazine, July, 2013

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Contents 19
  1. Cover
  2. Table of Contents
  3. Technical Updates
  4. Sexiest Mage Alive
  5. Ugliest Mage Alive
  6. This Month in the Manga
  7. This Month in the Anime

8. The Earth Land Chronicles
9. Gate of the Horoscope
10. Jakuho's Corner
11. Real Tail
12. Fairy Advice
13. Fairy Tail and the Chamber of Art
14. The Last Pollbender

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TheCarrotSaysYumYum Technical Updates
TheCarrotSaysYumYum | Writer


...*sees you all come in* Heeeey!! What's u- *sees you all leave* -p? ( _ _) Yeah, I thought as much...

We had a much more eventful month this month, though I think it is due to two things: the fact that Mashima published so many chapters and the fact that because we are in a new arc a whole bunch of new characters/places/Magic/things are appearing. Am I one to complain about this? Hell no! I wish we got 3 chapters every week ;D

We shall have a game this month, but it's a different game to the other one I set up. Basically, I'm going to ask a question, and the answer will be hidden somewhere in the tech updates below. I'm not going to make it easy, so if you have a boring day and feel like wasting some time give it a shot ;D

This month's question:

"Who is the laziest user on the Fairy Tail Wiki?"

Have fun \( ^__^)/

Recent Wiki Changes Discussion Report
The following changes have occurred in the wiki: Announcements and discussion results:
  • In light of a different translation from Kodansha, Porlyusica's name was debated, but no changes were made.
  • A new term for the symbol on Erza's Heart Kreuz armour was chosen.
  • Many people tried to rally against Reli (punny, no?) but Team Shadow Gear kept the "Team" at the start of their name on one of their fight pages.
  • Just the same thing happened in a similar discussion for the teams name on all pages.
  • Another name change was proposed for Doranbolt, to change the second 'o' in his name to an 'a', but no-one went for it.
  • Keeping up the name change fad, Gran Doma's name was also discussed, but again no changes were made.
  • Unlike the above name changes, the new name proposal for Chapter 121 was actually accepted and changed accordingly.
  • Having finally begun a new arc in the manga this month, a forum was opened to determine when the GMG arc finished and where the new one began. More interestingly, the -so far- temporary title of "Sun Village arc" was chosen.
  • Other forums were opened to discuss the closure or changing of the Lightning Update Tribe, and after the Wiki composed its own novel in the discussion that followed, appropriate action was taken to make the team more wiki-friendly.
  • Reasoning that the entire Fairy Tail guild did not fight Acnologia, Wrath proposed that the Fairy Tail v. Acnologia page be renamed, and Fairy Tail was changed to Tenrou Team.
  • Another forum (I know right...) was opened to see if anyone wanted to change the title of the Grand Magic Games arc now that it has finally concluded. Long story short, no one gave a fuck, so the title is staying.
  • In spite of Leli voting first to try and get his own option selected, everyone voted for a different quote to represent Ultear.
  • Keeping us all confused, Sting was called a leader in both translations of chapter 344, so guild master was decided to be an incorrect description of his stance within Sabertooth.
  • Owning the fifth seat for the third time in FT Wiki history is Wrath, who has been made an FT P&S Councillor!! Congrats Wrath!! ^__^
  • Bickslow's quote is currently being debated, so head over to his talk page to give your opinion ;D
  • Everyone liked "Kunai" as a name proposal for Gajeel's Iron Dragon Throwing Knife, so that was changed.
  • New dark guild Succubus Eye is currently having it's (temporary, hopefully) guild colours decided, so if you have some ideas, head over to its talk page to share them :)

Image Changes

  • Bacchus' profile picture was not changed.

IamJakuhoRaikoben Sexiest Mage Alive
IamJakuhoRaikoben | M. Editor


Lisanna in Earth Land Prof Pic

Lisanna Strauss SMA
This month's Sexiest Mage Alive is Lisanna Strauss. She's a Mage of Fairy Tail that employs Take Over as her main form of Magic. Her particular style of Take Over is called Animal Soul. Years ago, Lisanna died (kinda) and then two years after that, she was resurrected (kinda). So, one could say that Lisanna is a zombie (kinda). But a HOT zombie.\(O_O)/ Who has the hots for a certain pink haired gentleman, who, unfortunately, belongs to another woman.

Quote SMA (Jul2013)

(Lisanna Strauss) to (Natsu Dragneel) "When we grow up... Can I be your wife?"

Who should be August's Sexiest Mage Alive?

The poll was created at 19:34 on August 1, 2013, and so far 319 people voted.

IamJakuhoRaikoben Ugliest Mage Alive
IamJakuhoRaikoben | M. Editor



Nicki Minaj UMA
This month's Ugliest Mage Alive is... Nicki Minaj. Now, I know you all may be curious as to why she was chosen. Well, if you take away the pounds of makeup, the multi-colored wigs, the colored contacts, the fake eyelashes, the fake breasts, and the fake ass you would likely get a very unattractive and obviously insecure woman. >_> And before any of you ask, yes, I'd still do her. :D

Should Ugliest Mage Alive be discontinued?

The poll was created at 19:38 on August 1, 2013, and so far 343 people voted.

Relikz This Month in the Manga
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Aldarinor This Month in the Manga
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This Month in the Manga

July 2013

So, after a month of hiatus, This Month in the Manga is back. We missed an issue... and then Mashima decided to go all Superman and write three chapters a week for two weeks.

So, seeing as I'm missing something like 15 chapters, I guess I'll be giving you guys my opinion on the recent developments, focusing on what I thought was most interesting, and leaving out the rest.

Alright, let's start off with the end of the Grand Magic Games arc, which degenerated into a draconic confrontation due to the ambition of a cunning, disenchanted Dragon Slayer from a dark future.


The whole thing might have made sense, if handled in a better way, but Future Rogue went down just soooooo fast... Atlas Flame being Igneel's friend and thus helping Natsu out was something, but definitely nothing too special.

Something I did appreciate about the final part of this debatable, irritating, flashy, pretentious arc was the way Ultear saved the situation with her Last Ages spell, what such spell prevented and, most importantly, the consequences she had to pay.

Grandma Ultear

Initially, I couldn't believe it. Mashima would renounce one of the series' most prominent bouncy racks and springy asses, making them droopy and wrinkled? MASHIMA? He'd seriously let go of this


and this

Ultear Trembling Under Zeref

(she's wet)

and this

Crime Sorciere Ladies

not to mention this and this

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Well, it looks like he would. Kudos to him for putting his perversive tendencies aside, this one time.

Jokes aside, I really liked the way the whole Ultear matter was handled. One of the most touching moments in the series, in my humble opinion. The way only Gray, Ur's apprentice, realized what was hidden behind the wrinkled mask of stolen time, and the way he compared mother to daughter, was simply majestic.

Farewell, Ultear. May you find your redemption.

Bathing in the sun
Ultear's farewell smile

On to some more positive aspects of these last "apocalyptic" chapters, Cobra was frickin' badass. He's up to something, and knows more than anyone... Tartaros is coming, folks. And it won't be good.

Last good thing about the whole matter (I started off by saying the arc was uninteresting, and yet I keep mentioning stuff positively... Fuck) is the way the Dragon Slayers realized, in the end, how powerless they were before the big reptiles themselves.

On to other stuff...

"Obra" being Zeref's minion was something I didn't expect, and the whole Zeref-Mavis apocalyptic matter was... Well, apocalyptic. Is Mashima trying to end Fairy Tail no matter what? First Dragons, then Zeref... It looks like he's putting the whole series through an ordeal.


So, on to something else... What looks like the new arc starts out with a perv bath scene. Anything new?

Natsu and Gray go on missions together and argue. Anything new?

Walrod Cken, a Wizard Saint and the 4th God of Ishgar, asks Natsu and Gray to go on a Job for him. Anything n...


That's right, the new arc starts with a heavy fellow like one of Earth Land's top Mages asking the main characters (yeah, since Lucy & Co are inalienable in such cases) to handle a mission. It's like going back to the series' real essence, but on a higher league.

I'm kind of liking this.

Anyhow, I'm pretty sure Walrod is the only one thinking the title of Wizard Saint is a mere formality. Pretty sure the other three Gods will be full of themselves like hell.

And oh, right. Green Magic, a Magic which controls the nature? Amazing, for real! It's most definitely something new to the series!

I didn't expect one of the Gods being a former member of Fairy Tail, and definitely not one of the founding ones. And who's that Sting look-alike by Hades' side?

Still, this new setup seems interesting. Forests to stop desertification, a village of giants and a legendary flame frozen... Damn, this is One Piece-ish. And definitely not ignorant as Mashima's usual plots.

I also have to admit the Treasure Hunter Guild is a breath of fresh air. It'd been too long since we'd seen a non-magical organization. The fact that they can go toe-to-toe with the heroes just by using weapons is nice... Man, there's even a sniper rifle! What more can I ask for?

I kind of like how the current saga is bringing back the initial setup on Galuna Island. The ice and Moon Drip assure us Mashima hasn't forgotten what he's written up 'till now. Guess it's something heartening.

I'm currently in love with Lala's weapon. I find it freaking awesome that something born as a hammer can be manipulated in such a versatile way. I'm betting the tool doesn't just serve as a weapon, but also as something meant to handle the Treasures the three fellows are always after. Will we get to see him carrying the Eternal Flame around like a torch?

And, damn. Minerva. Never been a fan of her, but I must say the way she was re-introduced, while nothing too special or surprising, was indeed pretty good. If Minerva was to pop up in a Dark Guild, my money would have been on Tartaros. Since that ain't the case, I'm wondering whether this Succubus Eye thing is affiliated with the real deal, and the "Lady" is trying to gain her entrance in Tartaros. Her partner, on the other side, is somewhat unaware of what happens "on the surface". Is that supposed to be a reference to Dark Guilds being the "underworld", or do these guys really live in an empire of evil, anthopomorphous moles?

We'll see.

On a side note, Minerva's new outfit is cool and evil in its sheer simplicity and lack of originality. She reminds me of someone... and I can't say I dislike it.

The Moon Drip not being enough to achieve anything (nor the Hunters' nor the Mages' wishes) was a pretty simple but pretty nice twist. And, back to the "love for weapons" section... The Chain Blade. Oh, the Chain Blade.

Thanks Mashima.

In the end, it turns out the whole child thing happens thanks to the Magic of Minerva's Dark Mage partner. Didn't expect a hefty fellow like him to use that kind of spells... Guess that's something to be pleasantly surprised about, too. I'm pretty much rooting (not unlike many people on the Wiki) for a scenario where Lucy and Wendy (or maybe, who knows, only the Exceeds... Wouldn't be the first time) have to protect the others. Maybe with the Sylph Labyrinth members' help.

Now, I'm gonna do something special to end this rather straight issue: I'm gonna "review" (like I "reviewed" the previous chapters... Lacking time, lacking ideas, people) the last omake, Fairies' Penalty Game. As before, I'll be focusing on the most interesting aspects.

Lightning-Fast Food Delivery
First off, Laxus was great in his simple wish. Him being an asshole in that simple way must have been annoying to his victims, but at least he didn't destroy Natsu and Elfman's self-esteem.

Wet Dreams
I find it frankly stupid that Juvia didn't use her chance to rape Gray. C'mon, we all know she'd do that, and this time she had nothing to stop her. Why did she merely feed him?!

And, seriously... Juvia's water is supposed to be made of body (that's how the sentence came out when I wrote it down, and I decided to leave it as it is because recently I'm having quite a remarkable amount of these Freudian slips...), but I hardly think I'd drink something coming down from her armpit.

Pantherlily's wish was... a wish. Everyone from B Team had one, so he did too. As to how he used it... Guess it did satisfy him in some way.

Musical Genius
Gajeel's treatment for Lucy was nothing we couldn't expect... Not to mention Levy once again realizing she's flatter than a pool table.

Alright, let's take the bull by the horns.

Mirajane and the Maid being punished

Oh My Fucking God.

Seriously, sometimes I think Mashima is sure he's writing some hentai, and not a shōnen.

This dominatrix thing was weird even in a manga which has boobs for foundations and whose builders mixed cement using female asses as mixers.

And still... I frickin' enjoyed it.

You guys know me (and likely disagree with it): I can't stand Erza, and I've always cheered for Mirajane in their ethernal rivalry. I longed for Satan to give the armored "Mage" a lesson she wouldn't forget. And still, Erza's been bossy and acting like she was the chief for the entire series.

Folks, she frickin' deserved it. Her face prior to the weird "treatment" was priceless... Not to mention Mirajane's usual look and her joined hands during the whole thing. The only thing missing is a larger audience: it would have been great if Ichiya, Jura, Minerva, Kagura, the always-so-author-raped Bacchus and Jellal were present. Thinking about it, the entire cast might have passed by to enjoy the show.

Jellal would probably have ended up with an erection.

You know I usually bear Mira's Nakama Crap speechees better than other characters' (e.g. Natsu and Erza)... But I don't think I've ever liked her so much as I'm doing now.

"Bows" Thanks, Mira-san.

Oh, right, another good thing about the whole "punishment"...

Perv Perv Perv Perv Perv Perv Perv

On to something else, the grand finale...

Young Hearts

So, during the course of this omake we went from this
Lucy about to join Erza

and this

Wendy trying out some clothes

I'm not throwing shit on this just because it'd be like punching someone in the face.

to this

Wendy shares her adventures with the kids

And all thanks to

Cana is handling Wendy

That kind of looks like a rape face...

(In case you were wondering, yes, I'm starting to like this comparation thing)

I admit that, when I saw the priest after Cana stated she was readying Wendy for a "dirty old man", I kind of thought Mashima wanted to go for the usual "pedophile priest" stereotype... Which would have been a bit too much even for Fairy Tail.

Now, seriously speaking... Cana's "punishment" was one of my favourite moments in the series. It gave new traits to a character I love (she's experienced povery. She's more than a drunkard), pulled out important topics which'd been neglected so far (the generation thing is something One Piece is about from... Well, from generations), and, dammit, was so frickin' cute. Did you see all those children? I tend to be a child-hater when it comes to manga, but this time... Hell, those orphans were one of the most heartwarming sights in Fairy Tail. There was even a girl looking like a doll (Wendy's left side, beady eyes)... Damn, how can you help but to love the whole thing?!

"Realizes he's letting out his feelings and soft side before the Wikia community"

"Takes on a harsh tone"

You guys' best jobs are hand and blow.


See you next month, dear readers.


Cana and Wendy sleeping

TheCarrotSaysYumYum This Month in the Anime
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This Month in the Anime

July 2013

Carrot: *runs into Leli's office at the SM headquarters* LELI! LELI! DX
Leli: *quickly minimises the porn website he's scrolling through* What? What is it Carry?
Carrot: Leli... Last month everyone kept going on about how there was no review for the latest Fairy Tail OVA!
Leli: So? I asked you to write that last month and you said no...
Carrot: Yeah... Well... They're so pushy!! DX
Leli: Yep, I know...
Carrot: You think you can whip up a quick script for the foreword and endword and get me a nice image headline? :3
Leli: Grrrrr!! Carry!!

A few hours later~

Carrot: *reading from a piece of paper* Leli... It's sooooo~ hot today... do you want to go to the pool with me? Why does it say I have to pull a sexy pose as I say this?
Leli: Why Carry... Are you asking me out on a date? :3
Carrot: Fuck no ( -__-)
Leli: *whispers and pokes Carrot* Uh Carry, you're meant to say "Yes Leli, because I love you" ( .__.)
Carrot: >__> You know... I suddenly regret asking you to help me...
Leli: *waves fist* Saaaaay iiiiit!!
Carrot: *sighs* *deadpan voice* Yes Leli... because I love you...
Leli: *squeals like a girl* Yes! Let's go to the pool! *grabs a whole bunch of summer beach equipment on his desk and makes a break for the door*
Carrot: o___O Wait... Were you serious!?
Leli: Duh! We've been writing this damn magazine for a year and a half now... We deserve a break ;D
Jak: *appears out of nowhere in swimming gear* Like hell we do! TO THE POOL!! *runs for the door*
Herme: *sticks his head out of the janitors closet* Did one of you say pool? Fuck yeah! Let's go!! >:D
Al: Woooo ( -__-) *gets dragged along by Herme*
Prime: A day at the pool with lovely chicks in bikinis? I have time for that :) *follows Al and Herme*
Carrot: Uhhh... *looks at Leli* Something tells me you planned this a long time ago...
Leli: *ruffles Carrot's hair* Hey, I'm just helping to set the mood for this OVA ;D
Carrot: *watches everyone run out the door* Ah, what the heck... :)


Well, to the pool is exactly how the 5th (and very highly awaited due to it's content) Fairy Tail OVA begins. We head back to the third night of the Grand Magic Games to Fairy Tail celebrating in a bar and Levy informing the group about Ryuzetsu Land, some kind of reaaally popular water theme park that no-one had heard of ever mentioned before this point in the story ( .__.)

Well, Mashima had to slip his fanservice in somehow... so some sort of mystical water park/bath house/onsen/lake/place where woman can get half/fully naked had to appear at some point. But that's enough about Mashima, let's get into this.

<insert the rather bland and poorly animated OVA opening here>

Lucy, Wendy and Erza arrive at Ryuzetsu Land

So, here we are! Ryuzetsu Land! Only five seconds in the joint and Natsu manages to jump onto some sort of water train and get motion sick >__> Fucking genius that one is...

As he tries to not throw up in the pool (Ewwww DX) Juvia is being... well... Juvia... and is stalking Gray from the shadows, her butt and boobs defying all possible laws of physics as she tries to get him to look at her.

But wait! Gray has turned around...!!! ... ... ...and pointed out that Juvia has left the price tag on her bikini >__> Damn oblivious idiot...

Hold the phone though... Juvia paid $200 (Jewel to $ rates) for that swimsuit? o__O Why would anyone pay so much for something like that? Heck, Lucy bought Plue for the same price...

As Gray heads off naked to annoy some other people, Levy and Gajeel (KAWAII~!!!) head for the aquarium with the nekos and Cana shows up... in underwear. Seriously Mashima? Underwear? She already wears a bathing suit 24/7... ( .__.) Luckily we cut from Cana though to Elfman and Evergreen (NOTASKAWAIIBUTSTILLKAWAIII~!!!) who have snuck out of the GMG sick bay and away from Porlywtfname to be together <3 Awwww... isn't that sweet? Well :/ Not really cause all the two ever do is argue... but we got to see Freed and Bickslow being awesome and spying on them, so I guess it's worth it ;D

Also great is the fact that Lyon shows up to try and get Juvia to go on the Love Love Slider (lolnameXD) with him instead of Gray. Hooray! My favourite love-triangle is back in business :3 At the same time, Gajeel and Levy have arrived at the aquarium and are looking around. Though this is filler material, I have to say this whole section of the OVA with Gajeel and Levy and Happy etc. was actually done very nicely. I do have to question one of Pantherlily's lines though. I think it's just my subs (thanks Miskos for the download link by the way ;D) but Lily says "Is this what they mean when they say hunger triumphs sex appeal?"



Whaaaaaat? XP Sure Lily... sure. That old 'sex appeal under food' saying ;D

Lily's badly translated lines aside, the workers at the aquarium are short staff and need some people to help feed the fish. Wanting to feed himself instead, Happy of course signs everyone up to assist with some hilarious dialogue XP

(Note: All you Levy fans skip to 6:58 to see her pick her bikini wedgie ;D)

Wendy and Sherria having fun

Aaaaand Warren, Rem and Doranbolt go nuts >__>

Outside the aquarium, Wendy is found by Chelia, and the two run off to play. Rem Warren, nearby, goes on about how they look like "little angels" (freakin' creep >__>) whilst Max points out that Quatro Cerberus has also picked this night (coincidence right?) to visit the pool. Damn, Bacchus looks so cute in that panda floaty of his, and he even manages to drop in a reference to the movie whilst he's at it. Smooth ;)

We need more fillers at this point, so a little scene with Risley, Jenny, Aquarius and Virgo occurs which is neither that enjoyable nor that memorable. The only part I'm sure many of you do remember was Erza standing there with her arms crossed and her boobs perched on them like they're some display shelf >__>

Mirajane loses her top

Not good enough anime team... Not good enough!

Speaking of boobs though, Jak may have gone into a fanboy spree over the next scene where Mira gets her bikini top pulled off it it had actually been animated nicely enough to do the manga justice. Alas, no >__> however Risley patting an embarrassed Romeo made me laugh :)

Back to the nekos and for some reason Gajeel, Levy and the group are managing to feed the fish in their tank with no underwater breathing equipment D:< What the hell? Plus, they seem to be able to talk rather clearly for people underwater >__> *sighs* This aside though, watching the fish start to chase the Exceeds and Gajeel beat the shit out of the fish was pretty darn entertaining, but the winner of this scene was definitely that huge white fish that appeared at the end XD HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was soooo cute and funny. MAAAAA *opens her mouth super wide* So kawaii X3

As that group struggles with the cute flabby fish, Erza and Lucy have their own problems as they are found by the Trimen.

Before I go any further... can I just say that Ichiya's budgie smugglers (Aussie slang for men's bathers) scared the fuck out of me o___O I- I don't even want to remember as I type this because I'll have to run to my local supermarket and buy some more brain bleach. It was... terrible to say in the least.

Lucy and Erza annoyed by Trimens

Yay for the Trimen!

Ichiya's God-awful bathers aside, this scene was HILARIOUS! I loved it in the manga and they did it really well here with the Trimen jumping around and Erza telling them all off besides Ichiya. She then goes on to explain her legendary swimsuit. Turns out the animators didn't change her bikini (as many people noticed) for no reason, rather it becomes part of the filler of the episode, as Erza claims it is her legendary swimsuit that never fails her... ... ... Too bad the said swimsuit is fraying and she hasn't noticed just yet ;D

Continuing through the pool, we run into Mavis and Laxus and Makarov, the two men having been forced to accompany Mavis so that she can have fun in the water :) Gosh I love Laxus here XD He's hilarious when he's pissed off, but hearing Makarov tell him to shut up and just do as the first says is even more humorous. Then Bickslow and Freed turn up (man I love it when Bickslow doesn't wear his mask) and they all begin to stretch to warm up. A... A little random there, but I'll let it slide becaaaaaaause-

Jellal appears



Hoooooraaaay~!!! He's such a noob sometimes, so he's arrived still wearing Mystogan's mask so that he can-


He finally gets that fat ass of his out of the rock Erza kicked him into and finds Natsu. Natsu is obviously hungry, and Ichiya begins going on about appetites, but whilst they talk all we get are a bunch of breasts and butts from the female swimmers at the pool, so I have a feeling the animators were trying to hint at a different type of appetite :/

Speaking of appetites though (specifically Rem's) the scene cuts to Chelia and Wendy... squealing and... playing... on a banana ( -__-)

...I think Rem's gone into cardiac arrest at this point from the sexual connotations alone...

Speaking of sexual innuendos and stuff, I have to question Carla and Happy's next lines when they appear:

Wendy: What's wrong Carla?
Carla: I just had the most embarrassing moment a girl can have!
Happy: I'm sorry Carla. It all happened because I couldn't control my hunger...

( .__.) Yeeeeees....

... *shakes her head* Okay... let's move on...

To a few cute scenes with Laki, Kinana (pressing her breasts as hard as she can into the ground >__>) and the Trimen, as well as Cana hanging out with Quatro. Am... Am I the only one that likes the idea of Bacchus and Cana? ;D

Then there's some boring little convo between Natsu and Ichiya that I don't really care for... though... did Natsu fart at the end of Ichiya's little speech? I'm not really sure what happened there ("^__^)~

Flare appears behind Lucy

Were you wanting a pic of the nipple torture? Sorry, I think the Wiki staff deleted it, so you'll have to make due with this...

However, men prepare your tissue boxes because Flare has arrived to sexually assault Lucy!! And I mean for real this time... for the first time in FT OVA history the ANIME.... that's right the ANIME, has gone waaaay father than necessary and shown Flare tearing off Lucy's bikini and giving her some sort of freaky hair nipple torture o__O That's right, you didn't hear incorrectly: hair nipple torture.

...and we all thought this chapter was over-the-top to begin with... right??

However, it turns out Flare just wants to apologize for what she did in the Games. Secretly disappointed? I'm sure you are >:)

The disappointment disappears though with this next turn of events, which, both filler and canon material just... well I finished watching this a little more disturbed than I was when I started.

Of course Ichiya is the cause of the fuss. He and Natsu decide it'll be a FANTASTIC idea to run around the theme park... because... well... why the fuck not??

Of course, just as Alzack predicts, Ichiya slips and Natsu goes flying when the fat man crashes into him.



How the fuck ever.

Ichiya then goes tumbling straight towards Erza in the pool nearby, and Jellal, determine to save her from needing psychological therapy for the next 20 years of her life, tackles her down as Ichiya goes flying over top of them, crashes into the wall and... ( .__.) l-l-loses his bathers... (Note: If you were not disturbed by the OVA yet, you should be now)

Jellal is a lucky man

Whose the luckiest guy in the world? Why it's Jellal ladies and gentlemen :)

BUT BUT BUT! Is Erza okay. FUCK YEAH >:) She's more than okay, because in the process of saving her life and her sanity, Jellal accidentally(?)(hehehe) managed to grope the large chest of his beloved. The two quickly jump away from each other and Jellal apologizes, but to Ichiya's shock horror Erza tells him that it's okay...

It's okay...



Leli: Carry!!

*realises she is standing on her deckchair in the middle of the resort yelling*

Carrot: Ahhhh ^__^"
Leli:You've been standing there screaming for like the last five minutes... You're scaring everyone...
Carrot: Eheheehe ^__^" *sits down*
Leli: *puts a tall glass of punch on the table nearby* There... now shut up, drink, and keep writing...

Gray and Lyon at the slide

Yay for yaoi fun time \( ^__^)/

...Okay ( .__.) So where was I? Ah, yes, Natsu also flies into Erza, and gets a similar treatment to Ichiya earlier when Erza boots him into the air. This in turn sends the Dragon Slayer flying towards the Love Love Slider where, you guessed it, our favourite love-triangle are arguing over who gets to go (or not go in Gray's case) down with Juvia. As they fight, Natsu crashes straight into Gray and Lyon, sending the two sliding down together and giving us a preview of what FT would be like if it was a boys love anime.

Let's just pause for a second. I'd like to point out just how ridiculously long the Love Love Slider is. I mean, just how long were Gray and Lyon on this thing? Heck, I'd willing go on with a friend if it meant getting to ride that thing. It looks as fun as fuck :D

Speaking of fun things, we enter some more filler as the anime team decide to use Natsu (and some physics-defying display sign) to get all of out beloved ships onto the slide together - plus some others just for the lols.

Carla and Lily at the slide

Yep, I said it looked odd...

First to get the treatment are Lily and Carla. Yep, you heard me... Lily and Carla. Firstly, and most obviously, I have to point out the position they are sliding in... ( .__.) Ummm... Ah fuck it, I have no words to say what I'm thinking right now... Of course Happy becomes distraught seeing Lily with Carla and his dialogue that follows for the rest of the episode is hilarious due to this ;D

Next of course is Gajeel and Levy ;D They're cute, especially Levy as she starts to squeal and then slows down as she realises that she actually kind of likes the situation she's stuck in XD

Erza and Jellal at the slide

SO KAWAII!! * ^ *

JELLAL AND ERZA ARE NEXT! (I seriously don't get how these guys are all being swept up and miraculously land on the slide, but whatever *shrugs*) They're so adorable together X3 Jellal's blush is so kawaii and Erza of course is being Erza... trying to find out what to do but not really doing anything ;D

Somehow Lucy and Juvia also end up going down together, but Juvia constantly being her creep-self and calling Lucy her love rival cracks me up so much that I'm just going to let it go XD XD XD XD

And to finish us up on this slide of shippings, Elfman and Evergreen appear as well. I feel really bad for Elfman. He's a fairly nice guy, but because Evergreen is an idiot for first of all going on the slide with him and then realising that she doesn't want anyone to see them, he gets turned to stone >__> Lovely. Evergreen, good girlfriend material right there...

Back to Erza and Jellal and both of the star-crossed lovers suddenly realise that Erza's amazing bikini is fraying...




Okay, in all honesty, I don't really know what to make of this little clip. I don't see how Erza's bikini can fray like that (it makes no sense, I mean, what is it caught on/like the thread doesn't just snap/like the entire bikini is just one big strand of thread) and to be honest both Jellal and Erza's reactions are OOC (out of character, for those who don't read enough fanfiction). I think their reactions should have been closer to what they were before with the boob groping incident: shy embarrassment. *shrugs* I don't write these OVA extra scenes though, so whoever did decided to have some fun I guess, because Jellal gets a nosebleed and Erza just reacts with anger... Yeah ( .__.) I don't really get it either.

Gajeel and Levy at the slide

Awwww :3

A far less OOC reaction comes from Levy and Gajeel, with Levy being cute and basically starting to admit that she doesn't really feel embarrassed being stuck on the Love Love Slider whilst Gajeel just gets motion sickness XD

Back to the boy love and Gray and Lyon begin to get so pissy at each other that they decide to use their Magic. At the other end of the pool Laxus is trying to get Mavis out of the water because she's cold (despite being a ghost?) and suddenly notices that shit is happening at the slide. Points for Laxus here: wouldn't he make such a great father? :3 Tehehehe

Well the whole resort freezes over and Natsu is finally freed from his motion sickness prison. Of course, being Natsu, he has the fucking brilliant idea that a butt-load of his OP Dragon Slayer Magic will save the day, and springs into action with a fire fist to the floor despite Lucy's warnings that he not do anything.

Sting and Lector watch the explosion

What a pity the studio is so cheap D;

Meanwhile, on the other side of Crocus, Sting and Lector see the explosion caused by the idiot DS and wonder what it is. Unfortunately the animation studio is either too poor or too lazy to get their voice actors in, because they get no lines >__> Greeeat </sarcasm>

Finally, just before the credits roll, Natsu stands in the middle of the mess he has caused, as usual laughing it up as the others all lie semi-conscious (and pretty much naked) all around him.

<insert end credits here that aren't really that interesting either :/>

In the last few minutes of the OVA, we get Laxus being awesome yet again and dragging a good and beaten Natsu and Gray to be punished further as Makarov and Mavis cry over the fact that they have to pay the repair bill ;D

So, was this any good? Damn straight it was. The parts included that came from the manga were well done. Of course the manga was still better (the animation of FT has always been rather poor so I doubt the anime will ever top the manga) but the anime did a darn good job. The added bits were nice, so all in all I'd recommend it to those who liked the chapter and want a good laugh ;D

Though, if you're looking for a good anime about hot guys at the pool, don't waste your time here... just watch Free!


Carrot: *sighs and puts her pen and notepad down* I think that'll do nicely :3
Leli: Ah, you all done Carry?
Carrot: Hai hai! ^__^
Leli: Great :D That means you can now... GO ON THE LOVE LOVE SLIDER WITH ME!! >:) *picks Carry up and makes a run for the slide*
Carrot: NOOOOOO DX Somebody save me!!


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Ultraprime2 | Intern


Welcome to another issue of The Earth Land Chronicles. This article will a relatively sarcastic overview of things in the Fairy Tail series, which will probably be presented in chronological order. This could include main villains, Dragon Slayers, Celestial Spirits, all in the order they were revealed. Our first series will be the story arcs of Fairy Tail, with an arc being done each month. So let's continue with the Tenrou Island arc.

Welcome to the newest edition of The Earthland Chronicles where we're going to go through the various arcs of Fairy Tail in comedic style! This month, we're continuing with the Tenrou Island arc!

Picking up where we left off, Grimoire Heart has invaded Tenrou Island, Ultear has encountered an angry Zeref and the Mages of Fairy Tail are in arduous battles against the powerful Dark Mages.

In a stunning upset, Ultear has defeated Zeref since he was apparently sleeping (note: he was not napping) and unable to use his real power. Over with Natsu and Makarov, Wendy works to heal them but finds Natsu's dirty scarf blocking her. Yeah, that Zeref really soiled it =/


Just imagine if we could make images like this about anyone we wanted, clothes and all (or none ;))

The first of the inter-guild fights are Elfman and Evergreen fighting against LRustyrose of the 7 kin. As expected, these two lovers can't shut up and always argue just like an old married couple (man that phrase is used a lot) in even the most serious of scenarios. As is standard of villains, Rustyrose reveals what their plan is to the enemies and we find out they want Zeref to create the Ultimate Magic World where only Magic beings can live, even though only 10% of the population can use Magic and those that can't employ those who can.
Elfman thanks Eva

Thank you for your help, but I can't say "I love you" yet.

Apparently, economics isn't something Hades taught his kids. Of course, we get a little spouting about how everyone must support each other, but the fat that it's coming from someone other than Natsu makes it work. But thanks to this guy's boss Magic known as Arc of Embodiment, he pretty much owns Evergreen and binds them to his totem poll. This is pretty much a "we're gonna die, let's say what's on our mind" moment, in which the two begin talking and Elfman thanks Evergreen for bringing him so far in the trial. BOOM!

Elsewhere on the island, Gray, Cana, Lucy and Loke are currently getting their asses kicked by Caprico. As it turns out, the dude is using Human Subordination Magic, which temporarily weakens humans. As it turns out, he's also the Celestial Spirit Capricorn (which we all saw coming). Therefore, it's gonna be Spirit on Spirit as Loke turns into his spirit form (complete with the shades and a classy suit) to engage Caprico while the rest escape, but not before letting everyone get away. Though this turns out to be his plan since Capricorn once belonged to Lucy's mom, who was a Mage. So with that, the berserk battle begins and ultimately ends with the revelation that Caprico is really Zoldeo fused with Capricorn before he is expelled from the body and disintegrates. And now Lucy has another Gold Key for herself while Gray loses his partner. Poor dude just can't catch a break, as we'll see later in this arc.

Soon after, Cana has Lucy reveal the location of Mavis Vermilion's grave before putting her to sleep in the middle of the forest. Turns out to be a pretty bad move as Fairy Tail's fattest enemy, Kain Hikaru shows up to peep at Lucy's panties before crushing her. Luckily, she's able to wake up just in time in a lovely coincidence and fight back. Sadly, her spirits are useless so she decides to run like hell. Understandably, it doesn't work and after suffering some clothing damage so she can show some more skin for the viewers, she's saved by Natsu, who kicks Kain away just in the nick of time. As it turns out, he was fighting Ultear but now he'll team up with Lucy to fight Kain and let Ultear escape with Zeref.
Lucy Fire Dragon Iron Fist

I knew Lucy was hot, but damn.....

However, their battle isn't much better and Kain nearly wins until Natsu grabs a hold of his dolly and begins using it to make Lucy kick his ass through the increased strength. With a little help from Happy, who was actually useful here, Lucy manages to knock the fatass out.

So to cut long stuff short, Cana is close to locating the grave stone, Doranbolt decides to help Fairy Tail leave the island but they refuse and Gray is stalking Ultear. Now onto more plot.

Juvia enraged

Don't make Juvia mad. You won't like her when she's mad.

In the battle of Erza and Juvia vs. the loli, even Juvia's water body can be hurt by her attacks. As it turns out, Erza's the 4th person on the list of those she wants to kill, with Gildarts as 3rd, Makarov as 2nd and Gray of all people as first. Bad move, loli. Juvia rises from the water with a look that makes even Erza afraid.

As it turns out, the loli's Magic hurts Juvia's body cause it strike her sense of pain. What? Anyways, Juvia pretty much owns Meredy here and she's force to link their senses and feel each others pain. Good idea, except Juvia can still own her. This is where she gets smart and links them with Gray so that no matter who wins, Gray dies. The dude is feeling everything. Just imagine if they were orgasming. Damn...Alright, wow, that's some evil thinking right there. But unfortunately, this is not gonna end as it seems. Or maybe it does. Anyways, Juvia wins with the power of feelings and everyone cries in the end cause their feelings are being transmitted as well.

Anyways, Gray is then found by Ultear, who tells him that she's Ur's daughter and an ally. Obviously, he doesn't believe this since they're after Zeref, who made Deliora but Ultear really wants him to believe her and says she's following Ur's will. Elsewhere, Lucy and co. get some clothes from Virgo and head out to take down Grimoire Heart. At the same time, Erza is running around the island in her bikini looking for Wendy, but comes across Azuma instead while at the camp where the injured are resting, Pantherlily, Lisanna and Levy are forced to fight Rustyrose.

Teenager Cana

Poor loli could never reveal the truth.

So on their way out, Natsu and co. are found by Bluenote Stinger of Grimoire Heart, who's powerful as balls, wants to know where Mavis' grave is and so he takes them down pretty easily. Meanwhile, Cana has found the grave of Mavis but when she sees the card she gave Lucy which would signify if she were in trouble, she starts to realize what an ass she was to leave her behind. So now it's time for an origin story! As it turns out, Cana's mom died when she was young and sent her to live with her dad, who turns out to be Gildarts Clive of all people. Too bad he didn't recognize the poor girl (since he didn't know anyways) and was always out on missions. Her goal was to be S-Class and tell him but as it turns out, she always failed, thus her decision to leave if she failed again, since she wouldn't be worthy of being his kid.

Now it's time for the supernatural! OoooOOooOO /o/

Mavis speaks to Cana from beyond the grave and blah blah blah, gives her the power of Fairy Glitter, which she runs off with to save Lucy. Arriving, she casts the new spell she's got but sadly, finds that she's too useless to actually use it properly. But this is almost a good thing for us since, just as she's about to be killed by Bluenote, who should show up, in the most awesome of moments, to save her but Gildarts! And damn is he angry.

Elsewhere on the island, the fruitcake who decided to attack the camp is currently getting his ass handed to him by Freed and Bickslow. In a way that completely redeems their actions during the Fighting Festival arc as far as I'm concerned, the two tell Rustyrose that he's about to get his ass kicked. Having returned when they saw Erza's signal flare along with Gildarts, the battles all across the island are coming to what Lucy describes as the end as we then see a boy staring out at the sea. Sadly, we didn't actually find out who he was until about 20 chapters later though it was pretty obvious anyways.

Erza is almost defeated

Erza pretty much defeated.

So in the forests of the island, Erza is currently battling Azuma of the Seven Kin. His tree Magic is pretty much taking out anything Erza can dish and even her best armors aren't helping. It's here that Azume completely uproots the Tenrou Tree and thus eliminates the protection it affords Fairy Tail Mages, thus removing their Magic. Except Erza, of course since even the most evil of villains still wants to fight the good guy (well, girl, but yeah) and so we all know what that means; time for the bandage armor. But surprisingly, even this isn't enough and Erza ends up getting flopped on her ass, apparently defeated.

Far away in a jail cell, it's Carrot's boyfriend who apparently senses Erza's distress and weakly mutters her name. Don't worry dude, it's only a little while longer till the chicks come and save you.

So there you have what I'm gonna consider the middle of the Tenrou Island arc. A good number of plots here and there with flaws, as one would expect. Sadly, there wasn't much to show when it comes to fanservice in these chapters here, so I'm just gonna drop what I found here and try to get away with it.

Erza finds Azuma

Erza confronts Azuma.

Yeah, that's basically it. I think the anime gave us a bit more, but it's not on the wiki. Check out the next edition of The Earth Land Chronicles where were will be going over the rest of this long-ass arc including Erza's win, the fight against Hades and the final battle on the island against the King of Dragons: Acnologia!

Till then!

Best Quote of this part of the Arc

"It was an important test... It meant more to these kids than any adult could ever imagined. This test represented their determination towards their futures... and you've stepped all over it." - Gildarts Clive to Bluenote Stinger in Chapter 234

Best Magic of this part of the Arc

Arc of Embodiment.

Best Moment of this part of the Arc

Gildarts saves Cana from Bluenote. (Chapter 233)

Best Chapter of this part of the Arc

Chapter 223.

Best Episode of this part of the Arc

Dead-End of Despair.

Relikz Gate of the Horoscope
Relikz | Writer

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Want to see your future? Then read on!
Aries Emblem ARIES
(March 21 - April 19)
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a prick.

(April 20 - May 20)
Taurus Emblem
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and will work like hell. You are stubborn and bullheaded and will not accept advice from others. This month you will "play" with yourself a lot.

Gemini Emblem GEMINI
(May 21 - June 20)
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual and if you had a twin, it would be too. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little leading people to conclude that you are cheap.

(June 21 -July 22)
Cancer Emblem
You are sympathetic and understanding to others peoples problems. They think you are a sucker. On the other hand, you are always putting things off, and that is why you never get anything done.

Leo Emblem LEO
(July 23 - August 22)
You consider yourself a born leader while others think you are pussy. Most Leo's are bullies by nature. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance causes friction with others.

(August 23 - September 22)
Virgo Emblem
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nitpicking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while making love. Virgos make excellent IRS agents.

Libra Emblem LIBRA
(September 23 - October 22)
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male you are most likely gay. Most Libra women are considered easy. Changes of employment lead to are expected because of your inability to cope.

(October 23 - November 21)
Scorpio Emblem
You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You achieve the pinnacle of success because of your lack of ethics. You are the perfect son of a bitch. You are also socially retarded.

Sagittarius Emblem SAGITTARIUS
(November 22 - December 21)
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You are have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. You most likely are a drug addict. People laugh at you a great deal because you are always getting screwed.

(December 22 - January 19)
Capricorn Emblem
You are a crazy party animal that loves getting drunk, which makes a lot of people consider you lazy. Most Capricorns are as awesome as hell and extremely hot in bed, but don't expect much effort from them when it comes to responsibilities.

Aquarius Emblem AQUARIUS
(January 20 - February 18)
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand you are inclined to be careless and impractical causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly.

To the casual observer you appear stupid.

(February 19 - March 20)
Pisces Emblem
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed. You have a minor influence over your associates and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and class.

IamJakuhoRaikoben Jakuho's Corner
IamJakuhoRaikoben | M. Editor

Jakuho&#039;s Corner

Welcome to "Jakuho's Corner", your source for Fairy Tail rumors, chapter info, interviews, and more!

Note: The rumors this month are stale, meaning there are no new rumors this month. Do not assume the following are definitely true. These are all rumors that I got from one of my many sources:

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IamJakuhoRaikoben is the founder of Jakuho's Corner, as well as its sole editor. His goal in its founding was to keep editors and viewers of the Fairy Tail Wiki informed on the latest rumors, gossip, and facts about the Fairy Tail Series.


Hello everyone! Today we will be interviewing perhaps the most underrated user on the site, Miskos3 !

Fairy Tail Wiki: Tell us a little about yourself.
Miskos3: Well what to say. I suck at describing myself! I'm a boy... (shocker, I know?!) with interest in anime and manga. Currently, I'm working as a translator at a software company (though this job lasts for one month only). I'll be entering college in September, yay computer science! As you might've noticed, I like editing here on Wikia, originally being 'that image guy'. Furthermore, if anyone ever asked for e-CV, I'd mention being a global moderator at a certain forum.

Fairy Tail Wiki: How did you first discover the Fairy Tail Wiki?
Miskos3: Oh... Well... I'd lie if I said that I remember my first moment here clearly. Though it's most likely me trying to look up Fairy Tail stuff on the net, eventually finding interest in editing as well.

Fairy Tail Wiki: What 5 tips would you give new users on the wiki?

  1. Be nice and have fun! That's always the way to go.
  2. If you're not sure about anything, do not hesitate to ask. We're here to help.
  3. Make sure you're familiar with our policies and follow them.
  4. Make sure you're familiar with our policies and follow them.
  5. Make sure you're familiar with our policies ...


and follow them. ;D

Fairy Tail Wiki: How do you like being a Councilor?
Miskos3: To be honest, I don't feel that big of a change. I'm rarely asked by people for advice on editing and I rarely get to spot vandalism before others do, and even if I do see it, others still manage to get it before me. v_v Would you believe that till recently, I thought that rollback actually allows one to "roll back" an article, not just latest edit?! Oh, but I like that I'm able to edit that Quick News floating thingy!

Fairy Tail Wiki: Do you consider yourself the most underrated user on the site?
Miskos3: I never thought that way, I've never been looking for a praise or even reward when editing here. So... I can't really say.

Fairy Tail Wiki: If you could've picked any other user to take your place as most underrated, who would you have chosen?
Miskos3: Uhh... There goes the point of the previous question ... I'd say, Choko. Even he underrates himself!

Fairy Tail Wiki: I consider you a woman in my mind. Does this bother you?
Miskos3: Well... *looks at the "shocker" part in the answer to the first question* ... not really. I'm used to that, on other sites too. That's what I get for wearing female avatars and signatures.

Fairy Tail Wiki: I'm currently plotting revenge against Omega Natsu2. How should I make him suffer?
Take his stuffed toy
Stab Kagura

I... don't think I know the answer to this question D:

Well, there ya have it folks. Ms. Koss is a man! O_O Dun. Dun. DUN!!!!!!! Anyhow, next month we will be interviewing a whore who's been moving in on my turf. Don't miss it! Next time on Jakuho's Corner.

P.S. Jakuho's Corner will be receiving a makeover/revitalizing next month. Have any ideas for the content of the article? Post them below. And please vote on the new theme colors.


The poll was created at 19:35 on August 1, 2013, and so far 95 people voted.

Aldarinor Real Tail
Aldarinor | Writer


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Hey folks

Herme speaking here. Darinor still haven't written his line for this section, but don't worry, we've already sent dogs to search for him. But don't worry, we won't let him rape the dogs.

Yo dear readers. Today, before the star of our usual column, let's give a look at the trailer for the special crossover between Rave Master and Fairy Tail!!



It seems it will be freaking awesome. with a lot of ecchi scenes :3

So, this month's theme will be special. We're going to talk about the polemic similarities between the Fairy Tail and One Piece series. This is a subject recognizable by many, to the point of being mentioned by One Piece Wiki and by TV Tropes (see the Fairy Tail section) But are there really similarities? Let's give a look at some instances:


Tournament One Tail
Fairy Tail just got out of an Arc with 82 chapters in which the main event was a Magic Tournament between the Guilds of Fiore. It was full of rules and special events, and the prize was the Title of Fiore's #1 Guild.

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One Piece Colosseum
Lucy One Tail
Main character of the Fairy Tail series, Lucy has two sources for her name: The psychedelic song LSD Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds and the fall of a "K" on the Love & Lucky girl, in which Jude and Layla Heartfilia worked.

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Luffy Lucy
Giants, Dwarves and Fairies One Tail
In the newest Arc of Fairy Tail, the main characters go to a mission on the Sun Village, where they uncovered home of Giants, as requested by Walrod Cken. Also, Walrod was one of the first members of the Fairy Tail Guild, that was said to have been founded by a real Fairy. In the present time, it's still asked: Do Fairies exist? If they do, do they have tails?

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Leo and the Dwarves
Super and Pirates One Tail
A new Guild has been introduced recently, Sylph Labyrinth. It's a guild for Treasure Hunters, and one of them is the wild Sword Hiroshi, that usually emphasizes his phrases with "Super". That's Hiroshi for you, somebody that hunts for treasures and yells "Super".

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Franky Intro
Awesome Pops One Tail
Gildarts, Natsu's role model and someone whom he needs to prove his value by defeating him. Brute strength, lost an arm and some body parts. A badass drunkard.

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These were the main ones. If you dig a little deeper, you may also find some minor similarities:

  • "Hammer" Lala's weapon is a "hammer" in the shape of a hand, called Stronger. Pretty unorthodox. Doc Q's pet is a horse called Stronger, that's always sick. Pretty unorthodox.
  • Hiroshi's "super" may not be a reference to Franky's "super", but rather to another "Super". At the same time, One Piece's "Cavendish" may not be "Cavendish", but rather another "Cavendish". Those were awesome movies, by the way.
  • In One Piece's pilot chapter, Luffy's ship was called "Fairy Tale".

See? This world of manga may pretty small if you look at it. Doesn't mean that they're both plagiarizing each other, sometimes similar ideas are brought to more than one person at that time. It may be just a mere coincidence. Well, or not.

Do you have other similarities to share? It doesn't necessarily need to be Fairy Tail X One Piece.

Sorcerer Logo 2 Fairy Advice
Sorcerer Magazine | Staff Project

A column where questions are asked to different characters in the Fairy Tail Series and are answered by the Sorcerer Magazine Staff
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This month's questions are:

  • What's your favorite manga?
  • What are your thoughts on Walrod Cken? What are your expectations for the Four Gods of Ishval?
  • If you were a superhero, what would your hero name be?
  • Why is Carry so damn cute!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Relikz Rauleli | Writer
Kagura Mikazuchi
What are you doing now that the Grand Magic Games are over?
A: I will go back to Mermaid Heel, as a proud warrior, with my new toy slave.
What's your favorite manga?
A: Bleach!! Those swords are sexy as hell. What do I get? I get a sword that is hyped up to be a demonic sword that can cause catastrophes, yet when I finally use it, nothing out of the ordinary happens. Even my long lost sister from another time period could do worst.
What are your thoughts on Walrod Cken? What are your expectations for the Four Gods of Ishval?
A: I like Walrod's hat!
Interviewer: That's his head... or hair... I'm not sure either...
Kagura: Really? Well I hate broccoli. You have to eat sweets if you ever want to have boobs as big as mine. You don't want to end up flat like those blue haired girls from Fairy Tail.
If you were a superhero, what would your hero name be?
A: Kill-You-With-A-Stare Woman!
Why is Carry so damn cute!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
A: Cute? Cute?!!! Rage

That bitch is my love rival!!! She is trying to take my Mega from me! But I won't let her!! He is mine! Mine!!!

IamJakuhoRaikoben IamJakuhoRaikoben | M. Editor
Laxus Dreyar
What are you doing now that the Grand Magic Games are over?
A: Stuff,
Interviewer: Could you expound on that?
Laxus: No.
What's your favorite manga?
A:......... Shugo Chara. If you tell anyone, I'll kill you.
What are your thoughts on Walrod Cken? What are your expectations for the Four Gods of Ishval?
A: They aren't as strong as me.
Everyone: -_______-
Laxus: Silence!
If you were a superhero, what would your hero name be?
A: Captain Thunder
Inverviewer: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Laxus: ಠ_ಠ
Interviewer: *runs away*
Laxus: Get back here!
Why is Carry so damn cute!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
A: That weird British man masquerading as a woman? Nothing cute about him.
Guilherme Abe Guilherme Abe | Intern
What are you doing now that the Grand Magic Games are over?
A: Magic Games? Meeeehhh... Lucy-sama didn't summoned me for that one, so it's like nothing happened for me. Oh, but I managed to see her in a small swimsuit before the Games, what made meeeeeehh very happy. *erects tail*
What's your favorite manga?
A: The acclaimed seinen Berserk! I wish I was that damn lucky goat from that scene! He's my hero. (note: This is a reference to the Berserk manga. If you didn't get it, click in this link, but keep in mind that it is NSFW and may contain spoilers:
What are your thoughts on Walrod Cken? What are your expectations for the Four Gods of Ishval?
A: He seems a great man of great respect. I wish I could meeeeeeehhht him someday so he would use his Green Magic to create a giant pasture for me and my friends Tauros and Aries.
If you were a superhero, what would your hero name be?
A: I would be Goat Fury, chief of a secret agency of superheroes. With that, I would just sit down on a chair, swear at some employees and use nice guns in combat.
Why is Carry so damn cute!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
A: You don't even know, my friend. With my permanent sunglasses, I'm able to stare at both her boobs and butt, and I found out many, many secrets about that body, but I'll keep those secrets for my exclusive pleeeeeeeeeasure.
Carry: I thought you only bleated in "me" syllables...
Capricorn: Who said that was a bleat? :3
Ultraprime2 Avatar Ultraprime2 | Writer
What are you doing now that the Grand Magic Games are over?
A: A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!
Max: So helping Mira mind the guild counter?
Elfman: *dejected* Yes.....
What's your favorite manga?
A: Toriko! A manga about the manliest of men chowing down and taking names, just like a man should!
What are your thoughts on Walrod Cken? What are your expectations for the Four Gods of Ishval?
A: He's no man, he's a tree!
If you were a superhero, what would your hero name be?
A: I would be He-Man!
He-Man: Alas, that name is taken by I, for I have the poweeeeeeeerrrr....
Elfman: You're no man, I'll take you down, 1...2-

*5 minutes later in a hospital room*

Why is Carry so damn cute!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
Elfman: *weakly* Cause.....she's a man among men....
TheCarrotSaysYumYum TheCarrotSaysYumYum | Writer
What are you doing now that the Grand Magic Games are over?
A: ( .__.) Well... I sort of fulfilled my character potential in the GMG arc with the whole "Jellal revenge" thing, so know that that's over I guess I'll just go back to being a background character that no-one really cares about that much :/
What's your favorite manga?
A: Tokyo Mew Mew! Just the title is full of cats, but the content is even better * ^ *
What are your thoughts on Walrod Cken? What are your expectations for the Four Gods of Ishval?
A: *waves hand dismissively* Meh, he looks like a tree... Stick a pair of cat ears on him and maybe I'll show a little more interest...
If you were a superhero, what would your hero name be?

Carrot: Uhhhh ("-__-) That's already taken...

Why is Carry so damn cute!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
A: Because I just put these cute neko ears on her!! X3 *glares at Carrot* SAY NYA!! SAY IT! D:<

Carrot: DX ...Nya?

A: You see ^__^ So cute!!
Guilherme Abe Guilherme Abe | Intern
Admiral Fujitora
What are you doing now that the Grand Magic Games are over?
A: Games? You mean that ruckus that's being held at the Colosseum? I hate that thing! It sucks to not be able to watch such marvelous fights!
Dagama: Yeah! It's a shame there's someone that can't look at my marvelous body!!
What's your favorite manga?
A: I'd say that I like Bleach, because there's almost nothing to see in those pages.
Godisme: You don't talk about "The Heart" incident!! That's taboo!
What are your thoughts on Walrod Cken? What are your expectations for the Four Gods of Ishval?
A: I'm just glad I can't see the face of that hideous man. Even more when he tries to smile... Just creepy. Some people just can't help but to age as an old geezer, unlike me. I could be an actor.
If you were a superhero, what would your hero name be?
A: I would be Purple Devil, fighting against the crime in my street at night while being a handsome lawyer during the day.
Why is Carry so damn cute!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
A: It's something out of this world. You see, I'm blind, but the light that reflects on her body somehow manages to reach my eyes so I can see those nice curves.
TheCarrotSaysYumYum TheCarrotSaysYumYum | Writer
Duke Everlue
What are you doing now that the Grand Magic Games are over?
A: What was I doing before the Games even started? o__O
What's your favorite manga?
A: One Piece! There are some beautiful women in that series!! Perv

What are your thoughts on Walrod Cken? What are your expectations for the Four Gods of Ishval?
A: He's quite good looking, but unfortunately I don't swing that way >__>
If you were a superhero, what would your hero name be?
A: Hmmm... How about The Great and Amazing Duke Everlue!!

Carrot: ( -__-) You just added "the great and amazing" to the start of your name...

A: Silence ugly!!
Why is Carry so damn cute!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
A: That!? *points to Carrot* Cute? *laughs for some time* That ugly woman? Hehehe. Next you'll be telling me that I'm actually the main villian of the entire series...
IamJakuhoRaikoben IamJakuhoRaikoben | M. Editor
Who the hell are you?
A: Not important. Just ask your damn questions.
Interviewer: I really don't think I should.
Suì-Fēng: *pulls out sword*
Interviewer: And on to the questions we go!
What are you doing now that the Grand Magic Games are over?
A: I don't know what those are, but I'm preparing for war.
What's your favorite manga?
A: The best manga to ever be created of course, Bleach.
Naruto: Fuck you say?!
Goku: I hate to disagree... but...
Luffy: Bull shit!
Natsu: Die!
What are your thoughts on Walrod Cken? What are your expectations for the Four Gods of Ishval?
A: I don't care.
If you were a superhero, what would your hero name be?
A: I'd call myself YoruichiFeng.
Inverviewer: -_____-
Why is Carry so damn cute!? ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
A: If she doesn't look like Yoruichi sama, she isn't.

IamJakuhoRaikoben Fairy Tail and the Chamber of Art
IamJakuhoRaikoben | M. Editor

Relikz The Last Pollbender
Relikz | Writer

Issue 18: June 2013

Welcome to the The Last Pollbender! The page where we hold all kinds of polls each month to find out what Fairy Tail fans' opinions are on any and every subject!

The Wiki
New background Featured Quote
This month, in honor of a new arc, we have changed the wiki's background. What do you think?!

The poll was created at 16:09 on August 1, 2013, and so far 159 people voted.
Should Ultra's "Shut up, I'm on the internet!" stay there the whole month?!!!

The poll was created at 16:09 on August 1, 2013, and so far 122 people voted.
The Series
The Manga The Anime
This month we had 8 chapters released, that's double the usual. How awesome is Mashima?!! He never goes on hiatuses (looking at you Bleach) or skips because of sickness (looks at you One Piece) or does shit (looks at you Naruto). Well, this isn't really poll...

The poll was created at 16:09 on August 1, 2013, and so far 187 people voted.
So with the ending of the anime (for now) the community has decided to feature one anime episode each month in the front page. So, let's vote for the fourth featured episode!

The poll was created at 16:09 on August 1, 2013, and so far 199 people voted.
Minerva Fiore
Minerva is back! That means that she is going to fight once more, so, who will fight her this time?

The poll was created at 16:09 on August 1, 2013, and so far 224 people voted.
Mashima had initially said that he didn't plan on focusing on any country other than Fiore, but some words of Walrod Cken have led many to believe that we will someday explore the rest of Earth Land. What do you believe.

The poll was created at 16:09 on August 1, 2013, and so far 223 people voted.
Pokemon X and Y
What's your favorite revealed exclusive Pokemon of X and Y?

The poll was created at 16:09 on August 1, 2013, and so far 131 people voted.
Which starter are you going to pick?! (We'll have another poll when the evolutions are revealed)

The poll was created at 16:09 on August 1, 2013, and so far 146 people voted.

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