Hey everyone! It's boring page 3 time again :3
May... Tech Updates... ( .__.) Yeah...
Okay, so last month I didn't hold my little competition because there weren't enough tech updates, well, fortunately for you whores you worked hard enough this month that I'm going to make this month a game again :<
Or, you know... you could spend your time doing more important things... like checking out the Jerza Week tumblr... Or looking at the magnificent cover that Leli pulled from nowhere this month... Or something JellalErza related :3
(Meredy) to (Ultear Milkovich) "I understand all your sadness.. and pain Ultear... You raised me... that can't be changed... I'll forgive you! Please don't leave me alone! I love you! I want to live with you!"
Even as a loli, I was sexy...
...but I was never one to be fucked with.
Even though the animators screwed up my face... my body is still great. :)
Sexiest Mage Alive Schedule
Who should be June's Sexiest Mage Alive?
Sorry everyone, but there will be no Ugliest Mage Alive this month. Next month, to make up for it's absence, there will be a double issue featuring two hideous young ladies: Mintaro and ToshiroFanGirl ಠ◡ಠ. Don't miss it!
Summer is almost close at hand. You guys planning holidays? Everything's planned already? Or you're by chance reading this from a sunny beach?
Alrighty people, exams are closing in, and I'm somewhat busy as of now. This month's issue, as a result, is going to be real short, as I'll merely be expressing my opinions on each chapter without really reviewing it. So, if you don't give much of a fuck about my opinion, feel free to skip to the next page of the Magazine.
“Various Anime Music (for the video I used to post no longer exists) Off”
I - Chapter 329: Seven Dragons
Alright, let's start off by having a look at chapter 329.
MOTHERFUCKING FUCK, YES, YES!!! TAKE THIS, YOU BITCHES, TAKE THIS!!! HELL YEAH!!!
The Cover was pretty nice too. Laxus rules with any hairstyle (except ones which'd make him look like a faggot... I think only Freed'd appreciate something like that).
II - Chapter 330: Zirconis' naked (oh, Goddamn, a naked Dragon! Run for it!) Magic
Laxus & Tribe taking on Atlas Flame was pretty epic. Sabertooth went Nakama Crap (must be some sort of contagious illness... though I admit Rogue's speech was slightly better than the always-so-gay Sting's).
And I'm eager to see some Cobra x Kinana moments. Don't try and let your fans (seriously, how come he still has some left?) down, Mashima. You owe it to them.
The naked soldiers... Well, dammit. The only thing which managed to make it acceptable was Lucy losing her clothes too, afterwards.
Lucy naked? What an unexpected development, really.
III - Chapter 331: Natsu's Strategy
Better known as "Lucy's Naked Odyssey".
The Natsu x (naked) Lucy moments were kind of nice. Natsu's comment about the "legends of the naked flying people" almost made me laugh.
And, damn, this chapter had Lucy naked for the largest part. It's not like we should encourage Mashima to write some cheap hentai... BUT IT HAD LUCY NAKED!
Not to mention how she was fondled.
IV - Chapter 332: Fire Bird
This chapter's plot development was slightly better than usual. That's to say, nothing too special, but still better than nothing.
IamJakuhoRaikoben is the founder of Jakuho's Corner, as well as its sole editor. His goal in its founding was to keep editors and viewers of the Fairy Tail Wiki informed on the latest rumors, gossip, and facts about the Fairy Tail Series.
Welcome to "Jakuho's Corner", your source for Fairy Tail rumors, chapter info, interviews, and more!
Note: The rumors this month are stale, meaning there are no new rumors this month. Do not assume the following are definitely true. These are all rumors that I got from one of my many sources:
Dobengal's VA: Yoshihisa Kawahara
OVA #5 will be focusing on Chapter 298. (Mashima Twitter)
165: Malice is Concealed by the Veil of Darkness 1/19/13
166: Pandemonium 1/26/13
167: 100 vs. 1 2/2/13
168: Laxus vs. Alexei 2/9/13
169: Wendy vs. Chelia 2/16/13
170: Small/Tiny Fist 2/23/13
171: Naval Battle 3/2/13
172: The Perfume Dedicated to You 3/9/13
Fairy Tail Drama CD Volume 1: Detective Lucy ~The Continuous Disappearance of Fairies at Mirror Mansion Case~ (名探偵ルーシィ～鏡屋敷の連続妖精失踪事件～). To be released on April 17th.
The Event "Hidden" is inspired by Assassin Creed. (Mashima Twitter, 11/18/12, 18:53 JST)
Fairy Tail has at minimum three more arcs left. (Confirmed)
Some good news for Fairy Tail fans from Mashima in the 50th issue of Shonen Magazine. (It's about the movie.) (Still Waiting)
Hades may not be dead. (Still Waiting)
Why Mavis looks young may be touched in a future. (Still Waiting)
Something big is going to happen after GMG.(Still Waiting; Quite Obvious...)
It will have unprecedented plot.
Why Sky Dragon Slayer's Magic is mainly healing and support spells will be revealed in due time in the story. (Still Waiting)
Mashima revealed that the idea of Edolas was influenced by Rie Kugimiya. (Still Waiting)
Secrets of Re-equip may be revealed in the Movie. (Still Waiting)
Stale Rumors >>>
Hello everyone! Today we will be interviewing the most blasphemous whore on the site, Godisme !
Fairy Tail Wiki: Tell us a little about yourself. Godisme: I am just your average egotistical self-obsessed guy with too much time on his hands.
Fairy Tail Wiki: How did you first discover the Fairy Tail Wiki? Godisme: A long time ago, on a wiki not so far away, I was training a disciple who ended up turning on me to go and be the bureaucrat at Fairy Tail Wiki. Then I ascended to Community Central adminship and you kept asking for help on the forums so I started going there to help you with your problems. Or, I'm sorry, you are pretending to be the Fairy Tail Wiki as a whole, so I have to say that Jakuho kept going to the Community Central forums for help and so I would visit the wiki to help him out with templates and stuff he couldn't figure out.
Fairy Tail Wiki: What 5 tips would you give new users on the wiki? Godisme: 1. Get on chat, we are fun, even if 90% of the time we don't discuss Fairy Tail.
2. When on chat, don't click Rem links.
3. Ignore Jakuho when he says he is God.
4. Join a guild or team, they are fun.
5. Get a Gen V pokemon game so I can fight you!
Fairy Tail Wiki: Why did you flip on the Bleach Wiki? Godisme: We stopped seeing eye to eye. I wanted to open up the wiki a little more and stop having discussions only on chat. They didn't like that. They all pretty much started hating me when I decided to quit chat due to not wanting to deal with an incredibly bitchy user so I figured I would high tail it out of there and head to a wiki that was already implementing a lot of what I had hoped Bleach Wiki could become.
Fairy Tail Wiki: Why do you keep blaspheming against your God? Godisme: Because you are a whore undeserving of the title when I am the one true God who taught you everything you know. Back on Bleach wiki you were all appreciative of everything I taught you but now you have tried to surpass me as God, that just ain't cool.
Fairy Tail Wiki: What kind of self-obsessed ego maniac thinks he's God >_>? Godisme: One who IS God! Obviously if you need to ask, then you are not really God. Silly Jakuwhore.
Fairy Tail Wiki: If you could marry one woman on the wiki, who would it be? Godisme: Maybe if you spent more time in chat, you would know that I abide by the dating rule of half + 8. As such, there are no women on the wiki who meet my criteria. I am not into marrying 13 year old girls such as yourself.
Fairy Tail Wiki: If I said "Jews suck" would that offend you? ಠ◡ಠ Godisme: If I said all black people are whores, would that offend you?
Well, there ya have it folks. Instead of repenting for his sins, Flipsy spouted out more blasphemous lies against his God. :P Next month, we will be interviewing someone who, depending on who you ask, is either the fairest or the unfairest maiden of them all. Don't miss it. :)
Hey people, Aldarinor speaking. This month it's Abe's call again. I think as of now he's pretty much in charge of the whole thing. Though, of course, it's not like I won't pop up from time to time to try and vandalize his articles or steal his sweetroll.
Family Ties Arc Edit #01: Proposal
Reli (knocking the door): May I enter, chief?
Rai (spitting his coffee): WHAT?!?! You, of all people, being polite? Oh my black goddess, it's the end of the world!
Reli: I have no idea of what the hell you're talking about... But I wanna propose you something.
Rai: Forget it. I'm already married to Glassy. Though that bitch always sleeps in pants and don't give me a single chance to-
Reli: What the hell, you jerk!! I just want to know if you're ok with doing a "Family Party".
Rai: Hmm, you mean a party involving everyone that has bastard relatives in this Wiki? That sounds cool...
Reli: No no no... Let me be more specific; it would be me, you, Glass, Mega, Carrot and Carrot's sister.
Rai: Who the hell is Carrot's sister?
TO BE CONTINUED
Hey girls! Ready for some milk?
FT Wiki members: ...
Oh sorry. This is the script for that other film, hehehe. Forgive me.
Hey there dear readers of our Sorcerer Magazine! After that hiatus, I almost decided to call this section Real Tail X Real Tail. Understanders will understand.
So let's go to what's really interesting once for all, shall we? YES? YES!
FT Wiki members: ... (facepalms here and there)
='D Anyways, the one-shot's called Cocona.
No, it's not about a cocoon, relax... It's actually about a super-sexy demon girl whose name is Cocona *3* Like I always say, Mashima should be an hentai artist. He would make lots of money people happy. I mean, look at that pic at your right side!!
Ok, now let me tell you that, after a long time, you, a shonen-stereotyped boy, may notice that there is a cat next to Cocona. Actually he's part of the history, unlike that voodoo doll that bears a strong resemblance to Mr. Cursey. Actually, he's a main character, that follows the human main around, is blue and able to talk. His name is HappyKett, a cat who barks.
Both of them are seen running away from the the Demon Kingdom's Castle, being followed by a horde of other demons that don't want to see their princess going away (I wonder why?). She'd make a character so much better than Bobo. Anyways, she's running away because of love. Sherry-ish. They arrive in the human world, where Cocona confesses to a jerk called Almon, bringing a lot of letters with her, but the idiot turns her down because she's a demon. Dang.
She has no choice but to come home and produce lots and lots of milk tears for that jerk. They met when Cocona was disputing crumbs with pigeons (?) while Almon was violently growling to scare them off (??), then when they met the birds' feathers formed an heart (???). With this lovely story, Cocona expresses her wish to become an human so she can marry Almon, and Kett know how. She has to meet a druid, the very same one that transformed Kett from a dog into a cat. Dunno what's the fucking difference between a Mage and a Druid, but let's keep going... The druid's called Sola ands lives in a very fancy and big house. (though Sola turns out to be an human-sized person. I hate these people that spend money like there's no tomorrow.)
DAMN DAMN SOLA'S SO HOT!!! Imagine it, a mix between Kagura Mikazuchi, Ikaruga, Minerva and the girl you, the shonen-stereotyped boy, has a crush on! Simply hot, hot!! Gaahh, why isn't she and Cocona on FT >_> Anyways, then that Little Mermaid-cliche plot you all know is made, with Sola casting a spell on Cocona by singing (bad) and removing the demoniac part of her (a cell-like thing). Now the part where things go bad: Almon never existed, it was just an illusion created by the Sola in order to make Cocona wish to become an human and lose her demons powers. Without powers, she can easily be defeated and Sola could become the new princess. (that's something I wouldn't complain about *_*)
Cocona then becomes unable to understand what Kett says, making her milk cry a lot again and apologize to him; However Sola shows no mercy (>:D if you understand what I mean) and destroys the demoniac cell, so she can defeat Cocona without problems, using a lot of spells that involve her strong staff (>:D if you understand what I mean²). Kett, however, manages to rebuild the cell thing, but is forced to protect Cocona from Sola's attack, almost dying from it. With her cell back, Cocona eats it (much like Natsu eats things) and sends Sola flying away while Kett lies unconscious in the ground. (don't these girls learn that a person never dies in this kind of moment? -.-)
So, in a Princess and the Frog-cliche moment, Kett turns into a demon (the worst type of demon, the handsome one, with the main character's spiked hair) According to him, he has been transformed into dog and cat because he turned Sola down -_______- fucking idiot. But the worse is yet to come: he also turns Cocona down even after feathers form a heart around them -____________________________- There are things I should stop reading so I won't develop serious depression...
Some Chapter notes:
It's a romantic comedy, (Editor's Note: ???) but it wasn't any good in terms of romance and comedy.
It only was accepted after being rejected twice (Editor's Note: Well, Cocona got rejected two, and the story's called Cocona, so... yeah.)
The first try was about a girl and her giant robot. Then it was about a girl and a wolf knight that would travel in time. In the end, Mashima just wanted to write a story about a girl and her cat...
The names come from: Cocona - Coconut; Almon - Almond; Sola - Sora-Mame (Broad Beans).
Meredy: Well, when I first heard I thought it was going to be this whole, big, terrible thing. But now... I mean, look at what's happened. Jellal and Erza are together, Natsu and naked Lucy were rolling about for a bit. Natsu found a buddy. Y'know, maybe this whole thing ain't so bad after all :)
Jellal: Hey hey hey! None of that! Seriously, people are dying and everything's destroyed, and all you care about is that some couples -and not myself and Erza I might add- got to be together?? *wtf face*
Ultear: *turn to Jellal with an evil smile* Why yes. Besides, what were you doing with Erza?
Meredy: Aye! *nudges Ultear* I hear his fiancée is the jealous type ;D
Ya'know, I really don't know why I chose this piece. It just made me happy when I saw it, and I knew immediately that it was the piece I wanted to be the feature of the month. I guess something about it was just....adorable. >_> The drawing is spot on, and the coloring is pretty nice too. The artist who did this piece really has some great work, and this piece is no exception. This piece is pretty good so I'll give it a . This piece of art was done by MyangHime. Check out more by this artist.