Dearly beloved, we are gathered here in this dark, dismal, and creepy place in the presence of friends and family, to join together a rapist and a queen in the most unholy Matrimony, something this terrible is not to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly. Into this estate these two persons present come now to be joined. Ish, Hungry, please step forward. Bring in the rings!
IamJakuhoRaikoben
Do you Ish, take Hungry to be your lawfully wedded husband, promising to love and cherish, through joy and sorrow, sickness and health, and whatever challenges you may face, for as long as you both shall live?
Ishthak
I do.
IamJakuhoRaikoben
Do you Hungry, take Ish, to be your partner in life and sharing your path; equal in love, a mirror for your true self, promising to honor and cherish, through good times and bad, until death do you part?
Hungry
I do
IamJakuhoRaikoben
Do you, Ish, wish to tell us all why the hell you lowered your standards and married Hungry of all people?
Ishthak
What?
IamJakuhoRaikoben
Nothing, nothing, moving on. Do you, Hungry, choose Ish to be your partner in life and I mean your ONLY partner in life. In other words, do you, Hungry, promise to never rape anyone again?
Hungry
...
IamJakuhoRaikoben
Hungry?
Hungry
...
IamJakuhoRaikoben
HUNGRY!?
Hungry
I-I do...
IamJakuhoRaikoben
The couples had vows prepared but I deamed them unfit to be read inside of this church, so we'll just move on. Is there any who objects to these two being wed?
Ishthak
<glares at the audience>
IamJakuhoRaikoben
Really? There's no one?
Audience
...
IamJakuhoRaikoben
Not one person is going to say anything?
Audience
...
IamJakuhoRaikoben
Fine, you may now kiss the bride!
Both
IamJakuhoRaikoben
Alright whores, the wedding is over. Now stare at this creepy ass picture and leave!
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