There as been a breach in the Ichiya Virus containment field and has infected a local User. We are correctly searching for him as we speak. But he is heading here to this Wiki site as we speak. We estimate he will arrive at April 1st.
We urge you to stay in doors, board up your house and make NO ATTEMPT TO CONTACT WITH THE INFECTED ICHIYA USER!!!
We are currently creating supplies of the Oder-Eating Lacrima but won't be ready until the day after he arrives.
All we can say is, good luck and God Bless!