The newest star of Fairy Tail, Celestial Wizard Lucy!
Matsuki
Wow, Lucy! You're cute as usual!
Lucy
Isn't this our first meeting?
Matsuki
What do you mean, Lucy?! Didn't you see me at the magic store two days ago?
Lucy
I... I see, Tehehe...(Sweat)
Matsuki
By the way, how much do you weight right now?
Lucy
Who asks that right off the bat? I'm not telling you!
Matsuki
Don't be embarrassed! As expected of a young lady!
Lucy
......(How annoying!)
Matsuki
Oh, also, if you fell in love with me, say it sooner!
Lucy
No problem (Very Decisive.)
Matsuki
This one is a simple one, what type guys do you like?
Lucy
Well, as long as he's humorous, it doesn't really matter.
Matsuki
Hmph, you think you're a celebrity or something?!
Lucy
That's bit rude, isn't it?!
Matsuki
I'm joking, I'm joking. You're quite cute when you're angry, too. As an apology, I'll give you a palm reading.
Lucy
Really?
Matsuki
Let me see your hand. Hmm...hmmhmhm, this!
Lucy
What, what?
Matsuki
What a great scent!
Lucy
I'll sue you!
Matsuki
Nevermind palm reading, I'll perform some magic for you to see!
Lucy
I'm... a wizard, you know?
Matsuki
People in their teens are moody. Then, the next question!
Lucy
Okay.
Matsuki
What are Erza's three measurement?
Lucy
Huh? Well...
Matsuki
What type of guys does Erza like?
Lucy
I... I can't say that.
Matsuki
Then Erza's favorite food is?
Lucy
Strawberry short cak-... wait a minute, I'm the guest here!
Matsuki
Tsk!
Lucy
What are you tsk-ing for?
Matsuki
Tell me your three measurements, Lucy!
Lucy
This is ridiculous! Not only that, this counts as sexual harrassment!
Matsuki
What a shame... and I was planning to make you this edition's swimsuit girl.
Lucy
Wha? What? Starting from the top, its 90-59-88.♥ (36-23-35)
Matsuki
Is that true? From my sources, your bust size increased a bit!
Lucy
They're growing everyday! Wait, don't ask me if you already have the sources!
Matsuki
Well then, the next question.
Lucy
Wait a minute, what about the swimsuit girl thing?
Matsuki
About that, I don't have the power to decide that.
Lucy
Are you really the editor?
Matsuki
Hahaha, I get that a lot. Before I became the editor, I was a real estate agent. As for why I changed my career, well, when opportunity comes...
Lucy
How about if we discuss about me here?! I'm the guest!
Matsuki
You didn't bring gifts?
Lucy
Isn't that your responsibility?
Matsuki
Let me start over. Congratulations on getting second place in Miss Fairy Tail contest. How do you feel?
Lucy
Huh? Asking serious questions all of the sudden. W-well.... getting second place is already quite unbelievable. But Erza deserved the first place. As for why, because she's perfect in every aspect!
Matsuki
Liar, you had the winning ticket in hand, and was planning to pay your rent off with that.
Lucy
How did you know something like that?!
Matsuki
Ah, almost forgot, don't fall in love with me. I have someone else that I love already!
Lucy
No way would I fall in love with you! Or should I say I had enough! I wanna go home!
Matsuki
Fine, last question.
Lucy
....I barely have said anything...
Matsuki
What is your future goal, and your dream?
Lucy
Huh? Ah, yes! As a member of Fairy Tail, I want to become a wizard that won't disgrace the name of Fairy Tail. A wizard that can do tougher jobs even if I am alone. As for dreams... I do have it, but I can't say. I think it won't come true if I reveal it.
Matsuki
Ooohh, so there are youngsters such as yourself.
Lucy
Hold it! You have been really rude from the start, you know? Who do you think you are to me?!
Matsuki
A super fan Poyo. (Blush)
Lucy
What? Wait, what's a "Poyo"?
Matsuki
Lastly, please sign my collection of Lucy.
Lucy
Huh? Wait! Where did these photos came from?! It's my house! In other words, you took them secretly?!
Matsuki
No poyo, I bought these poyo!
Lucy
Who is it?! Who is it that's selling these photos?! Better yet... just what the heck is this?! And what's with the poyo?!
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